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The subject line is misleading. I'm totally disappointed! mad.gif I thought this would be about pastry with my tea! tounge.gif

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No, Danish defence forces rocks (it's not an army, btw)

They did an awesome job in Kosovo.

And they got license plates and reflector tags on all their tanks - now ain't THAT confidence?!?! biggrin.gif

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NEWS FLASH!!!

BUG IN HMP MOD HAVE BEEN FOUND AND TERMINATED

SO GO ON AND DOWNLOAD THE MOD AND HAVE FUN

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Oh, bummer, I though someone had coded in an eatable danish in the game... Darn!

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another kewl danish fact....these guys came to camp leJuene for a little joint training with the marine corps and were accually allowed to smoke weed in the barracks!!! these guys rock!!!!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Garritos @ April 10 2002,17:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">another kewl danish fact....these guys came to camp leJuene for a little joint training with the marine corps and were accually allowed to smoke weed in the barracks!!!   these guys rock!!!!<span id='postcolor'>

Doh !!

That s why it s called "joint" training biggrin.gif

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a fact is that no danes are allowed to smoke week.. and specaly in the army, i know cus ive been in it, a dude who had some week was dismissed and spend the next 5 mounths in a militery jail and then 6 in a normal jail...

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Great! Now we just wait for the Swedish military forces mod, and then we can have a war biggrin.gif

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weee that woud be cool, and whit commands like:

"svensken kommer, ILDEN FRI!!"  / "the swedish are comming fire at will"

and for the Bird I like to se this in a mp game

Bird: "I got lock on target.."

HQ: "ID it, over"

Bird:"Looks like a swedish APC over"

HQ: "Roger that flight one, engage"

Bird:"Flight one here, roger. Missiles armed 'n hungry!"

Swedish APC: "Whats that sound, sounds like a *KABOOM*...

Bird:"Target destroyed, just another man, in the can"

biggrin.gif  no offence to sweden (i was there for 2 weeks, kinda fun but they speak funny. me -> wow.gif     ...)

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More like:

[after the war]

Danish dude: Damn, I thought that loosing Skĺne and Halland was bad... but now Bornholm and Jylland too..

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LoL go Sweden... wink.gif It would be nice o have "kustjägarna", thats our equal to seal team and also "fallskärmsjägarna", those are the airborn paratroopers.

What I can say about Denmark is that I met a beutiful girl ones upon a time (last spring) at the most romantic place in the whole world (in the back of a jeep on Gran Canaria). Unfortunatly we never heard of eachother again when the day was over sad.gif

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So, what about the Norwegians? I guess I'd let the three of you have a good time and sell hotdogs to the spectators (and get RICHRICHRICH! smile.gif )... wink.gif

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Norwegians? Nah, I consider Norway to be a part of Sweden. tounge.gif

My GF is Danish, but that doesnt stop my imperialistic ambitions smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 17 2002,10:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">More like:

[after the war]

Danish dude: Damn, I thought that loosing Skĺne and Halland was bad... but now Bornholm and Jylland too..

tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

dont thing the swedes coud take Jylland Bornholm yes Sjćlland maybe, fyn... its a speedbumb whit grass (no offence) but Jylland ? NEWER!!! biggrin.gif we got leopard 1 & 2, MLRS, Big ass art guns, mortars, F16, Jćger - special forces, all kind of infantry aand the backbone of the danish defence THE HJEMMEVĆRN (joke its the nationalguard) but we do have a badass dog called Brutus (the slayer) (he is a mix of cojo and satan whit a pitch of a-bomb in it) + he eats cats and small kids tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RavenDK @ April 17 2002,11:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dont thing the swedes coud take Jylland<span id='postcolor'>

We don't say 'take' we say 'liberate' biggrin.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Bornholm yes Sjćlland maybe, fyn... its a speedbumb whit grass (no offence) but Jylland ? NEWER!!! biggrin.gif we got leopard 1 & 2, MLRS, Big ass art guns, mortars, F16, Jćger - special forces, all kind of infantry aand the backbone of the danish defence THE HJEMMEVĆRN (joke its the nationalguard) but we do have a badass dog called Brutus (the slayer) (he is a mix of cojo and satan whit a pitch of a-bomb in it) + he eats cats and small kids tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

We took most of Jylland in 1657, if your remember. Copenagen would have been named Karlstad today if the Dutch had not saved your ass tounge.gif

I bet our hemvärn could take Jylland (and they are not good at all) smile.gif

Oh, and did I tell that our elks eat dogs for breakfast tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 17 2002,11:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh, and did I tell that our elks eat dogs for breakfast tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah! Elk squads in OFP!!! biggrin.gif

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I made a mission were the danish hjemmevćrn(nationalguard) has to stop a swedish invasion on bornholm.

Svensken Kommer!!!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hovmand @ April 17 2002,17:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I made a mission were the danish hjemmevćrn(nationalguard) has to stop a swedish invasion on bornholm.

Svensken Kommer!!!<span id='postcolor'>

The result is given, isn't it?  wink.gif Ahem...

Still got the mission? Addons requiered? Would be nice to kick some serious dane-ass  biggrin.gif

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I thought the dane had some Leopard II in their army ?

Except for the Bundeswehr addon, has some one heard of a Leopard being modelled ? Just in case smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (NEO [PZ] @ April 17 2002,23:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hovmand @ April 17 2002,17:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I made a mission were the danish hjemmevćrn(nationalguard) has to stop a swedish invasion on bornholm.

Svensken Kommer!!!<span id='postcolor'>

The result is given, isn't it?  wink.gif Ahem...

Still got the mission? Addons requiered? Would be nice to kick some serious dane-ass  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

LOL , you are the National guard and i usually kick the swedes(russian) ass, i only made the mission to see the Danish mod in action and to make fun of the danish Hjemmevćrn   tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hovmand @ April 18 2002,00:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL , you are the National guard and i usually kick the swedes(russian) ass<span id='postcolor'>

So you are saying that it isn't a very realistic mod? tounge.gif

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