TonyMarony 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Did you CiA guys ever think about updating this? Here it is:  In The beginning there was nothing, and there was real much of it. In fact there was nothing  else than nothing. So nothing declared itself for the King of nothing. And it was good. Then Nothing discovered there was something else than himself. It was Time. And so Nothing got bored. "There´s got  to be more than this" the King thought. He had a look around but he only saw nothing. So he took a bit of it and he pressed it and pulled it and, hey, it started to glow and it made odd colors just like the intelligent fogs in starship enterprise! And King Nothing took real much of nothing and pressed it real rough and.... KABLOOEYY it made and a nice Flashpoint showed up and then it was all dark. "Ugh, it´s pretty dark now" Nothing recognized, and "Let there be light", he said too, and see, there was light. "Oooh, what a mess"; said the King as he saw all the pieces of the new born glaxy flying through the space. "This will sure take quite a while to clean up" assumed the King, and so he spoke: "Let there be rock" and see, there was Hardrock, and it was good. Hardrock was a nice guy with long hairs and blue trousers with holes in it, and he played his guitar like the Devil, just to please and entertain the King. He played real loud and it didn´t take long and it knocked at the door. The King opened the door and what he saw made him grinnig, because this was starting to get a real good party. "Who are you guys?" he asked. "Well" said the Devil, "I´m living right beneath you and i heard this noise you know, and i thought i should have a look whats this all about. And by the way: Have you got any snus here?". "Come in", said the King, "and who´s this guy right behind you?" "It´s Saint Bals from up above. An old friend of mine. He really knows how to party." "Hi Dear", the Saint said, "where could i put this box of Wittmann beer?" He had a look at Hardrock and said: "Holy shit, this guy swings his guitar just like the Reaper! Let´s get into this!" And as he said this words, it was suddenly getting dark and very quiet. "Shit" said the Devil, "the fuse!". Saint Bals made his inner glow a bit brighter and calmly he said: "This is a case for Antidote Radnik!" And instantly he gave him a telepathic ring, and in the background they could hear the Reaper doing a lovely unplugged jamsession. After just a few minutes they heared someone knocking at the backdoor. "Hey,"; Radnik said "I was just waiting for an armed assault around here and suddenly i thought i could ask you for any news." As he looked into the darkness he added: "By the way, i have here a little fuse. Maybe you can need this one?" The Saint and Radnik went down the stairs and had a look for the broken fuse in the cellar. As they arrived down under they heared something moving in the dark corner. "Quick, fix the fuse and turn on the lights again" said Bals. Radnik did so and as the lights (and noise from up above) started working again, they starred into the corner. "Oh my gosh," whisperd the Antidote "this one looks really F.u.b.a.r.!" "Errr" it made out of the corner, "sorry Mates can you please help me? I´m just on my way back home to Sidney, but I´m completely lost!" "Sure" the Saint replied, "just fall back into formation, i´ll lead u the way!" He pressed the 8 and 1 key and in a nice column they went up the stairs. After that they decided to bring a little more life to the party and they ordered Tony´s Girlsclub for some private dance show, and gave a ring to the next Pizza Service for some extra tasty food. It just took a few moments for them to arrive (as the time axis was still quite relative just right after the Big Bang) and the Post - Man brought them excellent food with some nice weed for dessert. Tonys girls were dancing all night long and they all had a very good time together. As sun rised up int the morning, things went really laggy for some reason. "Perkele" the Devil said, "we have got to restart the server!" "What a shame" Bals replied, "next time we got to make sure Lobanak is here too!" "Anywayssss", Post said and puffed out some smoke, "wasn´t King asking for some Nickname last night?" All looked at the King, who was lying beneath the table snorring. "He looks a bit pale" someone said. "Yeah, thats good. What about calling him `PALE KING NOTHING´? Originally it was only for internal use, but since u asked for it... ;-) Greetings   T. M. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raedor 8 Posted February 8, 2006 Haha, thanks a lot! I'll try to be on a bit earlier tonight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 8, 2006 I have almost everything needed so far to join tonight save for Team Speak and FDF 1.4. When I click on the teamspeak download link in the first post of this thread it seems to be a dead link. As for FDF 1.4, A friend of mine is downloading it for me on a univeristy computer, I may or may not have it by tonight. Keeping my fingers crossed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Postduifje 0 Posted February 8, 2006 As for FDF 1.4, A friend of mine is downloading it for me on a univeristy computer, I may or may not have it by tonight. I'm afraid you can't do much without FDF (and no, I don't mean just on the server; you actually can't do much with life in general without FDF). As for TS, they seem to have moved the site, here is the new link: Teamspeak 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 8, 2006 Ok I have team speak, FDF1.3, FDF desert addon and teamspeak. I just got off the phone and it looks like I'll have FDF 1.4 and winter maldevic delivered in about 2 hours. I also have the UZI fix sorted out, is there anything else left that I need? Two questions though... 1. I have Team Speak working and I was able to connect to the CIA server. I don't have a mic, will that be a problem? 2. Is it alright if I have Sanctuary's Nextgen animations and pistol animations installed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Postduifje 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Two questions though...1. I have Team Speak working and I was able to connect to the CIA server. I don't have a mic, will that be a problem? 2. Is it alright if I have Sanctuary's Nextgen animations and pistol animations installed? 1. Nope, no problem. As long as you keep it running, you will at least be able to hear anything said by others. 2. Not a problem again. Many of us have custom animations, and as far as I know it has never caused any problems. Cya in an hour! (or at least, when you're ready) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 8, 2006 How long do you guys play? It'll be two hours from now when I can join. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
llauma 0 Posted February 8, 2006 How long do you guys play? It'll be two hours from now when I can join. 4-5 hours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 8, 2006 Excellent I'll see you guys in a bit then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raedor 8 Posted February 9, 2006 Damn. Looks like I have to work a bit on my WLAN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha155 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Woops! Compensating for something Llauma? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 9, 2006 Here's some images from my first CIA co op night. Llauma Digs in with a AT rifle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 9, 2006 The highlight of the night for me... Axe vs Tank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 9, 2006 Thanks for the games guys, I really enjoyed it. I didn't think I would be able to do anything with a ping over a 1000 but I think I did alright all things considered. The second mission was the best for me as I killed about 5 or 6 guys. Oh yeah... and I'm still proud I took out the tank using that big ass tank rifle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wheres my rabbit ? 10 Posted February 9, 2006 ha some funny screens there.. i was gonna come for a game last night but i was too tired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOA 20 Posted February 9, 2006 Greetings Gentlemen, I get home so late on weeknights I can just catch the last mission or two. I was able to get connected ok; but, just as the last game was starting someone came knocking on my front door... Damn door to door salesman. Great screen shots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotShot 0 Posted February 9, 2006 The Apocalypse is coming... Ugly mugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balschoiw 0 Posted February 9, 2006 First of all I´m pretty happy that we enjoy new players regularely. This definately does add to the nights. On a different note I have to say that first-timers have to ensure that they have read and understood and accepted the rules on the first page of this thread. They are there to be read before you join the server. I do understand that there is some confusion in the beginning but if you follow those simple and rudimentary rules and take your time to get into the gaming you will find out that it makes it much easier for you and will save us from mission infernos like we experienced yesterday. Hopefuly you can understand that we are there for a primary goal. To play coop. We don´t want to spend the whole evening searching for lost guys or having an eye on some that neither react to TS talk or typed messages. Don´t be surprised if such participants are kicked without further comment. It´s just waste of time to adress the same issues over and over again. A team can only be as good as it´s members are. We´re only able to uphold the CiA standard if people act as a team. That has to be the ultimate goal for all of us. Let´s make it happen. Cu on sunday ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputnik monroe 102 Posted February 11, 2006 Are we going to need Suursaari island for Sunday and beyond?I actually just downloaded it, just curious though.  Once again I have to thank you guys for letting me play. I think I'm completely addicted to online Co op now. Last night I played some FDF WW2 with guba,Silesian, and a thrid person whos name I can't remember It was so damn fun, the team work and strategy. The things you can do in this game are so immersive. Skiing cross country in the dead of night to sabotage an airfield, there is simply no other game in existance online that can can simulate that.  Also guys I have to thank you for understanding my terrible ping. Some how I manage to score kills and keep up with every one, though every server I've tried usually kicks me the moment I join once they see my ping. CIA and the server I played on last night with Silesian and guba are the only two that have given me a chance.  Sorry I'm basically rambling now. Just trying say thanks  guys, great games and great teamwork. I love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
llauma 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Are we going to need Suursaari island for Sunday and beyond?I actually just downloaded it, just curious though. I suppose.. There aren't hardly any missions for it yet though but I guess there will be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
llauma 0 Posted February 12, 2006 I announce the 647:th CiA coop games opened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raedor 8 Posted February 12, 2006 Good luck guys, can't join today as I'm writing a maths test tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco 944 Posted February 12, 2006 I would appreciate it if I didn't keep getting kicked from the Teamspeak server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted February 12, 2006 We'd appreciate it if you didn't blast Bob Marley at us! Anyway, issues all sorted out now, welcome back Wilco! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
