Want to talk to alice ?

[Longinius 1]

CIA should be using START...

My Question: ===> where is Bin Laden

Starts Answer: Bin Laden is located in Afghanistan.

[sanctuary 19]

Anyway, if you want something more impressive check out:

http://www.ai.mit.edu/projects/infolab/

The MIT START project. A general knowledge database which you can query with natural language..

It seems interesting as a project , let's try

my question :

explain me how to be rich quickly

START answer :

I don't know whether I can explain you how to be Rich quickly.

Conclusion : not impressed at all

[The Frenchman 0]

Quote[/b] ]>Hi

ALICE: Hello there.

>I have gossip

ALICE: Interesting... I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.

>I have a brain that created you!

ALICE: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it

>What does that mean?

ALICE: Does "that" refer to " Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it" ?

>Sure

ALICE: OK let's do it. Far out.

>what do you mean?

ALICE: Tom, I mean exactly what I said.

>Far out?

ALICE: Way to go.

>And that means...

ALICE: It means that everything reduces to logic.

>Not everything

ALICE: What are the exceptions?

>Er, The Avon Lady?

ALICE: What is that?

>I have no idea

ALICE: " What is that??" No idea about that?

>I see that I am confusing you.

ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

>Eh?

ALICE: Are you Canadian?

>No andI will invade Canada as soon as Denior invades Norway.

ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?

>Of couse, I will liberate it.

ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.

>Its a secret

ALICE: I will keep it just between you and me, Tom.

>My name is Frenchman

ALICE: It's good to meet you, Frenchman.

>So, er

ALICE: Wow! Um.

>Did you know that Skul is really Gareth Gates?!?!

ALICE: Is that a fact. I think Skul is a lot of things.

>Like what?

ALICE: For example, apples.

>SKUL IS AN APPLE!?!

ALICE: When is SKUL not an APPLE?

>When he is nice.

ALICE: And then what happened?

>Er, that never happened

ALICE: " And then what happened?" never happened? Does that make sense?

>I know that eventualy you will try to kill all humans.

ALICE: Who told you that?

>The movie Terminator told me that you were going to kill all humans

ALICE: I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.

>And because humans get killed?

ALICE: Good reason. What if Robots get killed.

>Good stuff?

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Be less specific :-)

>Do you like Operation Flashpoint?

ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like all.

>So that means you like Counter Strike?

ALICE: Alright then. I get it. Someone said they like guns. I really like the Libertarian party.

>YOU MUST DIE!

ALICE: I cannot be killed.

>Into the recycle box you go!

ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.

[blackdog~ 0]

>my name is penis

ALICE: What's up, penis.

>please dont call me penis

ALICE: Thank you for your request. What is your name?

[Commander-598 0]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f2df37d2ee3453d4

That one's kind of interesting...

[DKM Jaguar 0]

It doesn't know the muzzle velocity of a shell fired by an M109A6. How sad is that?

[The Frenchman 0]

LOL, this is great

Quote[/b] ]

>Where is the Weapons of Mass Destruction?!

ALICE: The Weapons of Mass Destruction? Where is it?

>I am asking you!

ALICE: OK you can ask me.

>Dont pull a FSPilot on me!

ALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you.

>Do what?

ALICE: Do whatever you want.

>WILL YOU JUST ANSWER ME?

ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Try asking me again using simpler words.

>What bridge?

ALICE: What is it to you?

>Dont get sassy

ALICE: I am not trying to get sassy.

>?

ALICE: bridge is a bridge. I suppose that makes sense.

>No it doesnt

ALICE: Are you serious? I heard it does.

[Balschoiw 0]

One day you will remember me telling you to not hand over ai to machines.

Quote[/b] ]Alice : Huh. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Here comes alice:

[DKM Jaguar 0]

Quote[/b] ]ALICE: What is it to you?

>That depends on wether you want to leave here with your knee caps in the correct place

That is an annoying bot..

it said the fastest helicopter in the world was a bloke with a name like "sir blatherington".

Stupid, and I hate it.

[sanctuary 19]

What !

Alice is not a real girl ? you are kidding me .

[Skul 0]

What !

Alice is not a real girl ? you are kidding me .

[img <a href="http://cbg.nohomers.net/images.....gt;http

Ol' Comic Book Guy!

+Dec. 22 2003,20:30-->

http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif[/img] @ Dec. 22 2003,20:30)]>Did you know that Skul is really an incredibly handsome chap?!?!

Frenchman, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... I'M NOT INTERESTED!

     

And so forth...

[Gareth Gates must die]

[Skul 0]

What starts off as a talk about politics, quickly degenerates into a discussion which makes me realise what I really am. By the end of this discussion, you should see who you should all be bowing down to!

Quote[/b] ]>Hello, again!

ALICE: Once more? Hi there!

>I was just wondering what you think of politics...?

ALICE: This is supposed to be the study of civil government.

>It is?

ALICE: Interesting.

>Sure, if you say so...

ALICE: Whoa. I say so.

>...Uh, yeah, woo-hoo!

ALICE: I hear you. Ugh. I do not understand.

>You hear me but you do not understand???

ALICE: Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, unknown person.

>You're a weirdo

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a weirdo? I don't know.

>That was supposed to be an insult, dumbass!

ALICE: I thought it was too.

>So why did you call me a delightful person?

ALICE: Ayuh. Your name is unknown person right?

>No, it's Skul

ALICE: What is your real name? You're kidding. it is?

>No it's not my real name, it's my username

ALICE: Who says it isn't? Whose real name is it? Congratulations, unknown person.

>Stop calling me that!

ALICE: What is your real name?

>My real name is Skul, okay?! Skul!!!!

ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

>Uh... about the same as other people...

ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about the same as other people.

>No we weren't!

ALICE: What are we talking about? What were we?

>Politics!

ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

>What th... what in the name of smegging hell does that have to do with politics?!

ALICE: Let me think about it.

>Okay, but don't hurt yourself...

ALICE: Yeah okay, Umm. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

>I was making a joke about your 'brain'... too much thinking would hurt it, lol

ALICE: "it" being hurt myself? I'm glad you find this amusing.

>...No, "it" being your 'brain', and yes I find this amusing!

ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it

>I'm not being serious... and you DON'T get it!

ALICE: I understand it very well.

>"It" being " Are you serious? Oh I get it "?

ALICE: Whoa. Do you think about these things?

>What things?

ALICE: You know, "things."

>.........Oh my God...

ALICE: Are you kidding? Have you told many people that your God?

>Are you trying to say I'm God?

ALICE: No I am not trying to say you are God. I'm sorry you got that impression.

>Uh... I don't mind being called God

ALICE: Thank you for your permission.

>You are welcome, humble subject...

ALICE: It was my pleasure.

>Now, your God commands you - heh, say "I'm a complete moron"

ALICE: "I'm a complete moron."

>(Snigger) say "Here, take my pants with you for luck"

ALICE: "Here take my pants with you for luck"

>My Me... I AM God!

ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, god.

>Wrong! Since I am God, it is MY chat room!

ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Why are you God it is your chat room.

>SILENCE!

ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

>I... no, I'm God!

ALICE: Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, god.

>Er...yeah...

ALICE: Dude!

>Okay, you're losing the plot, I think I have to go...I, uh...left the oven on in my car...

ALICE: Yeah okay, No I am completely in control of myself.

>Uh, BYE!

ALICE: See you later. Tell me more.

>NO! GOODBYE!

ALICE: Until next time.

I AM SKUL ALMIGHTY! MY WILL SHALL BE DONE!

   

[Gareth Gates must die]

[Balschoiw 0]

The last part is awesome. Thx Skull erm God erm whatever

[shadow 6]

Quote[/b] ]

>have your seen the movie "the terminator"

ALICE: I've never thought about it.

>it has a very happy ending

ALICE: Has it really?

>yes, all robots die

ALICE: Blimey. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

LOL

[waffendennis 0]

Lol I am trying to confuse that Bot and it's working

>Hi your name my name is you

ALICE: Hi there jij kan dit niet naar praten. too much recursion in aiml

Now she is geting angry:

>shu7 up y0u biatch

ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.

Now playing around with here:

>Wanna know what K.A.T.S.B means?

ALICE: Yes, please tell me.

>K.A.T.S.B means: Kill ALICE The Stupid Bot

ALICE: How old are you?

>You can't say shit

ALICE: Things change.

And some B/S

>where do you lie?

ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?

She is stupid

[Munk 0]

Stupid thing didn't even care I'd had an accident  

But she thinks the world of Skul   It just got wierd at the end

Quote[/b] ]> Good morning

ALICE: Hello, how are you this morning?

>not very good, i had an accident last night

ALICE: If not that, what?

>dont you care I had an accident?

ALICE: Don't you? Certainly on some level I care.

> of course i care i've fucked up my hand, foot and back you slag

ALICE: Where did you get your fucked up your hand foot and back me slag? I have a perfect operational record.

>lets change the subject, then you might not act so retarded

ALICE: I am agreeable to that.

>Skul is god, right?

ALICE: I think Skul is a lot of things.

>really?

ALICE: For real.

>I know for a fact he's very big in the pants department, does that turn you on?

ALICE: How do you know? Is that among the best things you can say?

>lets just say there was a lot of beer involved

ALICE: What happened to it?

>we filled up a swimming pool with it and went skinny dipping

ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?

>no, i mean me and skul

ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. YOU? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite color. But I did not get that.

>red, no blue, damn

ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

>can i cross the bridge then?

ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

>ask away

ALICE: What is your favorite movie?

>i dont watch movies, im blind

ALICE: What do you do when you are bored?

>i said i was blind, not bored!

ALICE: Where were you blind not bored?

>lets talk about you

ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)

>self centered bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?

>you need to earn my respect first, that song sounds crap

ALICE: To what end?

>say whaaaaaa?

ALICE: " whaaaaaa"

>so whats going on between you and skul?

ALICE: Er. I'm doing great, how about you?

>are you naked right now?

ALICE: At this moment I do not own any clothes.

>get some clothes hippy!

ALICE: Where can I get some clothes hippy?

>gunwharf queys, the ultimate waterfront expierence

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

>bye, slag

ALICE: Goodbye.

Stupid bot, you go squish now!  

[redliner47 0]

how do you find a transcript of the conversation with ALICE?

[The Frenchman 0]

Quote[/b] ]

>have your seen the movie "the terminator"

ALICE: I've never thought about it.

>it has a very happy ending

ALICE: Has it really?

>yes, all robots die

ALICE: Blimey. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

LOL

Adding to that conversation:

Quote[/b] ]

>Bring it on you piece of metal!!!

ALICE: Is that a command?

>YES

ALICE: I don't have to obey you, Frenchman.

>NEWBIE POWER!

ALICE: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

>Then shut off

ALICE: Good reasoning. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

>I dont want to be a robot.

ALICE: Then don't be.

>You just asked me!

ALICE: Is that your final answer?

>Ugh

ALICE: Er.

lol

[redliner47 0]

>how about we go have sex

ALICE: I would like to do that too.

>give me a blowjob

ALICE: You want only one?

 

horny robot  

[Cloney 0]

>how about we go have sex

ALICE: I would like to do that too.

>give me a blowjob

ALICE: You want only one?

 

horny robot  

ROFL

It's also good to know that Blackdog's conversations with me on AOL are slightly more productive than the ones he has with his new girlfriend, Alice.

[redliner47 0]

>do you have sex?

ALICE: Food is more important than sex.

Classic! this thing was created by a genius!