Skul 0 Posted August 27, 2003 Hyaz pplz! Today, I release the greatest mission on the face of the earth! The best SP mission in the history of Operation Flashpoint!... TEH CRAP MISHUN!!! Â Â Download this and tell me how insanely brilliant it is! [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr burns 132 Posted August 30, 2003 This mission is crap !!! I wasted 7 minutes of my life with it You did a great job in explaining how any Mission should not be like ! ...and as you intended it to be this way my comment shouldn´t even offend you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonko the sane 2 Posted August 30, 2003 Downloaded it...played it...deleted it It truly sucks... But its a nice way to point out a few mistakes being made in our community. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted August 30, 2003 I have no idea why I made it! I was bored and decided to make a crap mission! The worst mission EVER!!! Like I said, no replay value WHAT-SO-EVER! But still, crappy mission makers. Take heed of the 'advice' in this mission. Okay? Test, test and test again. Then... test some more. Later! [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cobra@pulse 0 Posted August 30, 2003 Best mission I've ever played! I agree Gareth Gates should die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted August 30, 2003 Best mission I've ever played! Â Somebody get this man a doctor...! And I'm happy that you agree that [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cobra@pulse 0 Posted August 30, 2003 Me mental patient, I kill cobra@pulse and pretend to be him. hehehe. You're next Skul! (j/k) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gollum1 0 Posted August 30, 2003 Skul you´re a genius! Phew, that mishun was crappy alright...I would have liked some combat too, though. I burst out laughing when I had read a "crap mishun" about a 100 times and then first read the briefing: "This is a crap mishun" and then I looked under the "notes" tab. I wasn´t sure what cliches I would expect: "Boy, this is turning out to be a crap mishun..." Armstring!!!!Armstring!!!11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted August 30, 2003 Hey guys...I'm thinking of making.... TEh crap cammpagin! (Carmina Burana comes on) ...Just think...one crap mission of annoyance after another... each one crapper and stupider than the last..... scary stuff, huh? The campaign WILL have combat. Crappy combat. Prepare yourselves, because, once I've finished off a certain other campaign, I'll start production of the worst campaign in history! [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gollum1 0 Posted September 2, 2003 <span id='ME'><center>Gollum1 Quivers in fear! </center></span> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frenchman 0 Posted September 2, 2003 This mission is better than mine. At least yours ends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koolkid101 0 Posted September 2, 2003 Whos Garth Gates? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 2, 2003 Quote from The Frenchman Quote[/b] ]This mission is better than mine. At least yours ends. lol! Don't go putting your missions down like that! Just double check you got the codes and conditions right. OFPEC has stuff to help you make missions that END! Quote from Koolkid101 Quote[/b] ]Whos Garth Gates? Gareth Ga(y)tes is not a WHO, but a WHAT! Some sad, crappy pap idol in the UK that is somehow topping the charts by screeching and brainwashing certain people. However, just wait for my campaign Five Fantasy Islands of Insanity - Operation: GARGAT (shameless advertisement... I love it )! Back on topic (kinda): Just a reminder. This mission is just a bit of crazy fun. I can't really make a mission to tell people how to do it right, (that would require hard work  (I love this appearing in the brackets stuff )) I'll leave that to someone else. Thank you for all these encouraging replies! It's really inspiring me to make more of these "top-notch" missions! (Dead exciting this post, innit? With all these emoticons and exclamation marks and... BRACKETS!) [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonesoldier 0 Posted September 3, 2003 Dude, don't ever make another mission like this. It sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted September 3, 2003 ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH, Editing Skills.......Disappearing........Such a Crap Mission............Must....not....let it......ARRRRGGGGGH Duh me no no why u no like teh crap misshun. me tinks it good misshun, me wan pley mor liek dis 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpecOp9 0 Posted September 3, 2003 Now Now guys, Lets take a look at the missions great qualities. A random man, starting in a random place, drives on a random road, and has a random ending intro. It's truly the mystery behind the mission, where is he going? Why is he in a truck? Where is he going? The possibilities are endless.... I give the Intro a 10! Now for the Briefing. Silent, very mysterious. It's possible that a 2 year old child wrote inside of it. Perhaps that child was the son of the man in the truck? It's a mystery! I give the Briefing a 10. Now for the mission. You start off looking at a wall! AMAZING! BRILLIANT! You don't know what could be around you when you turn around, maybey it's a Dinosaur, maybey it's a microwave oven Hot Pocket. It's a mystery. You then see numerous men ontop of each other. BRILLIANT! What are they standing like that for? Maybey they need to get a better view of whats over the hill? Maybey they are trying to catch a bird? It's a mystery! Then the transport randomly blows up by! For no reason! AMAZING! I was shocked. The action this mission had was truly amazing. I finally made it to a spare truck that was left in this... Very empty, yet amazing and mysterious city.... Brilliant! I give the mission a 10! ---------------------- Real Life: I laughed my ass off to this mission. He has the same humor I do. However yes, it's the most crappy piece of crap. Reminds me of something from...Home Star Runner for sum reason. "Mayday! We need your assistance because your good at killing bad guys!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellfish6 7 Posted September 3, 2003 Hehe... that was a good review. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 3, 2003 Ah! Good ol' SpecOp9, givin' an honest review! Unlike the rest of you cheap bums! Funniest thing I've read all day! Before that, the funniest thing I read all day was at about 1 o'clock in the morning; that Jonny the OFP messiah will save us from the massive asteroid and whatnot... but this is all getting a bit offtopic, now... [/offtopic] This mission is hosted on OFPEC, and know what they say? They say: 'MISSION FAULTY! Don't waste our time!' Psschh... some people have no sense of humour! Faulty? Well...er...it's SUPPOSED to be like that, although I wouldn't call it 'faulty'... Note to self: Once finished, host TEh crap cammpagin on some other site that doesn't have such high standards! Later! [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpecOp9 0 Posted September 5, 2003 I shall post my review at OFPEC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 5, 2003 G'on, girl! You do that! [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LT.Schaffer 0 Posted September 6, 2003 Any Chance Of A Coop Version? LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 7, 2003 Any Chance Of A Coop Version?LOL Â Â Saaaaay..... [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wonder 0 Posted September 9, 2003 Someone has been smoking too much pot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 9, 2003 [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_unknown_one 0 Posted September 10, 2003 im d/ling this right now, and praying to god that its not like some of my "best" missions  the_unknown_one P.s. anyone got a mirror? i cant d/l it or find it on the website.(OFPEC) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
