A quick joke

[vitoal125 0]

There are 4 passengers riding on a train. On one side of the aisle sits an Army officer and a Marine Private, on the other sits a beautifal girl and her mother. During the train ride, the Marine speaks with the girl and grows close to her. The train then enters a tunnel and two distinct sounds are heard, a kiss and a slap. When the train exits the tunnel, all four people have their own story of what happened in the dark. First off, the girl was happy that the Marine had the courage to kiss her but was upset that her mother had to slap him for it. The mother, however, could not believe that the young devil dog had the audacity to kiss her daughter but she was glad that her daughter had slapped him for the insult. The Army officer was inspired by the Marines courage to kiss that young girl but was puzzeled as to why she slapped him, the innocent army officer.

The young motivated Marine private just sits with a smile as he knows it is not every day that you get to kiss a beautiful young girl and slap an Army officer.

[vitoal125 0]

ok, here's another one:

The Army Rangers are on a training exercise with the Marines. The Platoon of rangers comes up to a hill and they spot a Marine just standing on top of the hill. The ranger lt. sends two of his men up to get the marine. The marine disappears behind the hill and the two rangers follow. A few minutes later after hearing some noise of a scuffle, the Marine once again stands on the hill. This time, 5 rangers are sent. A few minutes later, he's on the hill again. This time, the enraged ranger lt. sends the rest of the platoon after the devil dog. This time there's a bunch of screaming and scuffling and the lt. sees one of his rangers crawling back to him. The lt is about to call in another platoon for support when the returning ranger crys out, "stop.... wait... its a trick.... there's two of them!!!!"

[Paratrooper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (vitoal125 @ Sep. 02 2002,19:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">ok, here's another one:

The Army Rangers are on a training exercise with the Marines.  The Platoon of rangers comes up to a hill and they spot a Marine just standing on top of the hill.  The ranger lt. sends two of his men up to get the marine.  The marine disappears behind the hill and the two rangers follow.  A few minutes later after hearing some noise of a scuffle, the Marine once again stands on the hill.  This time, 5 rangers are sent.  A few minutes later, he's on the hill again.  This time, the enraged ranger lt. sends the rest of the platoon after the devil dog.  This time there's a bunch of screaming and scuffling and the lt. sees one of his rangers crawling back to him.  The lt is about to call in another platoon for support when the returning ranger crys out, "stop.... wait... its a trick....  there's two of them!!!!"

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Thats an old joke reworked. I heard it about Romans and Scots men.

[Cloney 0]

I like the second one better. Though Im not sure whose better as Infantry. I'd think that the Rangers and Marines would be just as good as each other.

[bn880 5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? <span id='postcolor'>

ROFL, too funny

who wrote this?

[Guest]

Two Seals boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, A Green Beret got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Seals. The Green Beret kicked off his boots, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Seal in the window seat said,"I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Green Beret, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Seal picked up the Green Beret's boot and spit in it.

When the Green Beret returned with the coke, the other Seal said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Green Beret obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Seal picked up the other boot and spit in it.

The Green Beret returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Green Beret slipped his feet into his boots and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" the Green Beret asked. "This fighting between our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in boots and pissing in cokes?"

[Guest]

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Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name:

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army or

(D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton

Bush:

Carter:

Clinton:

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's

(b) a 7-11

(c) Canada

(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

(a) New York

(b) Florida

(c) Canada

(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

(a) B.C.

(b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify

* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.

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[Jester983 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Sep. 02 2002,20:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Two Seals boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, A Green Beret got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Seals. The Green Beret kicked off his boots, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Seal in the window seat said,"I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Green Beret, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Seal picked up the Green Beret's boot and spit in it.

When the Green Beret returned with the coke, the other Seal said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Green Beret obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Seal picked up the other boot and spit in it.

The Green Beret returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Green Beret slipped his feet into his boots and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" the Green Beret asked. "This fighting between our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in boots and pissing in cokes?"<span id='postcolor'>

ROFL. Oh thats good.

This isnt a joke but its a true story. One of my friends knew these kids who were the best at paintball and no one could beat them. Well one day there were some ex-navy seals and the kids thought that they could beat them. So they challenged them. About 5 mins into the game the navy seals won. Mind you know there was only 2 of them and like 5-6 kids.

[vitoal125 0]

that nbc question is a trick, it stands for nuclear, bio, and chemical

also just a side note, i've known guys who have gone to the army because their asvab scores were too low for usmc

[bn880 5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no <span id='postcolor'> Okaaay, now it's really funny!

[AMDOpteron 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

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In 1888 Henri-Lewis Le Chatelier (1850 - 1936) a French industrial chemist made the observation:

"Any change in one of the variables that determines the state of a system in equilibrium causes a shift in the position of equilibrium in a direction that tends to counteract the change in the variable under consideration."

Perhaps it would be better to have a less direct quote. Simply put, Le Chatelier's Principle states that a system in equilibrium responds to any stress by restoring the equilibrium. This, of course, implies that we're dealing with a dynamic equilibrium.

In chemistry we are dealing with reactions, and at equilibrium, the forward and reverse reaction rates are equal. Let's consider a simple reaction below:

CO + H2O <======> CO2 + H2

If the reaction is in equilibrium, the two rates are equivalent. Notice I'm using the symbol <=====> as the double arrows that indicate equilibrium. If we were to inject some more CO into the reaction mixture, the rate of the forward reaction would go up, while at least at first, the rate of the back reaction would be constant. CO and H2O would be used up producing CO2 and H2. At some point in time, the concentrations of CO2 and H2 will have increased slightly, and the concentrations of CO and H2O will have decreased so that the rates of the forward and reverse reactions are again equal. Hence, the system will have come back to equilibrium. We could illustrate this by the plot of concentrations below.

At some time we inject the CO and note the changes in concentration over time of the various reactants. When the concentration changes are complete, the ratio [O2]]H2] / [CO][H2O] will be the same that it was in the beginning.

We can also describe the process we've looked at above as "shifting" the equilibrium. If we add one reactant, such as CO, we cause a shift in concentrations until the whole system is back in equilibrium. We can describe this in a table as shown below. I'm going to use some bogus initial concentrations for the various reactants since I don't have a clue as to the actual value of Keq in this case. LeChatelier's Principle Compounds CO H2O CO2 H2

Initial 3.0 M 3.0 M 2.5 M 2.5 M

Addition add 0.5 M no addition no addition no addition

New Conc 3.5 M 3.0 M 2.5 M 2.5 M

New Equilib 3.5 M - x 3.0 M - x 2.5 M + x 2.5 M + x

Notice that I've kept this example very simple. I've assumed that we initially put 5.5 M of both CO and H2O into the container and that 2.5 M of both CO2 and H2 were formed when the system came to equilibrium, leaving 3.0 M of the reactants. At some time we add 0.5 M of CO to the mixture. This causes the rate in the forward direction to increase. Since the stoichiometry of the equation requires that we use up one H2O for every CO, and that we produce one CO2 and one H2 for every CO, we can use x to symbolize the amount of these compounds formed or used up. Since you know the concentrations in the initial equilibrium mixture your should be able to solve for Keq, and then, once you know this value, you should be able to use some algerbra and actually solve for x. You'll have to use a quadratic equation to get to this.

One of the most important applications of LeChatilier's Principle comes in the manufacture of ammonia.

[Paratrooper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AMDOpteron @ Sep. 02 2002,21:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

<span id='postcolor'>

In 1888 Henri-Lewis Le Chatelier (1850 - 1936) a French industrial chemist made the observation:

"Any change in one of the variables that determines the state of a system in equilibrium causes a shift in the position of equilibrium in a direction that tends to counteract the change in the variable under consideration."

Perhaps it would be better to have a less direct quote. Simply put, Le Chatelier's Principle states that a system in equilibrium responds to any stress by restoring the equilibrium. This, of course, implies that we're dealing with a dynamic equilibrium.

In chemistry we are dealing with reactions, and at equilibrium, the forward and reverse reaction rates are equal. Let's consider a simple reaction below:

CO + H2O <======> CO2 + H2

If the reaction is in equilibrium, the two rates are equivalent. Notice I'm using the symbol <=====> as the double arrows that indicate equilibrium. If we were to inject some more CO into the reaction mixture, the rate of the forward reaction would go up, while at least at first, the rate of the back reaction would be constant. CO and H2O would be used up producing CO2 and H2. At some point in time, the concentrations of CO2 and H2 will have increased slightly, and the concentrations of CO and H2O will have decreased so that the rates of the forward and reverse reactions are again equal. Hence, the system will have come back to equilibrium. We could illustrate this by the plot of concentrations below.

At some time we inject the CO and note the changes in concentration over time of the various reactants. When the concentration changes are complete, the ratio [O2]]H2] / [CO][H2O] will be the same that it was in the beginning.

We can also describe the process we've looked at above as "shifting" the equilibrium. If we add one reactant, such as CO, we cause a shift in concentrations until the whole system is back in equilibrium. We can describe this in a table as shown below. I'm going to use some bogus initial concentrations for the various reactants since I don't have a clue as to the actual value of Keq in this case. LeChatelier's Principle Compounds CO H2O CO2 H2

Initial 3.0 M 3.0 M 2.5 M 2.5 M

Addition add 0.5 M no addition no addition no addition

New Conc 3.5 M 3.0 M 2.5 M 2.5 M

New Equilib 3.5 M - x 3.0 M - x 2.5 M + x 2.5 M + x

Notice that I've kept this example very simple. I've assumed that we initially put 5.5 M of both CO and H2O into the container and that 2.5 M of both CO2 and H2 were formed when the system came to equilibrium, leaving 3.0 M of the reactants. At some time we add 0.5 M of CO to the mixture. This causes the rate in the forward direction to increase. Since the stoichiometry of the equation requires that we use up one H2O for every CO, and that we produce one CO2 and one H2 for every CO, we can use x to symbolize the amount of these compounds formed or used up. Since you know the concentrations in the initial equilibrium mixture your should be able to solve for Keq, and then, once you know this value, you should be able to use some algerbra and actually solve for x. You'll have to use a quadratic equation to get to this.

One of the most important applications of LeChatilier's Principle comes in the manufacture of ammonia.<span id='postcolor'>

Some mighty fine copy and pasteing there!

[bn880 5]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Some mighty fine copy and pasteing there! <span id='postcolor'>

Not necessairly, this is highschool level chemistry... (I mean that is when you are able to understand the concept and it is taught)

[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

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Um.... D E N O I R

[ran 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Sep. 02 2002,20:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">1. What language is spoken in France?

-francish

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

-piere

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

-(b) sail tha ocean

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

-(d) Polih

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

-15 meter

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

- alf past six

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

-9 'n Haf

8. What are people in America's far north called?

-(a) Westerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton

-Bush: brush

-Carter: crater

-Clinton: clitnon

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

-georgre 9

-gorge 6

-goegre 14

11. Where does rain come from?

-© Canada

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

-(b) nope

13. What are coat hangers used for?

- to mash ptotatoe

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

- china

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

-R OA n

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

-in the basement

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

-© Canada

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

-4

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

- naval battle crap

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

-(b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify

* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.

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ma test

[ralphwiggum 6]

here's my answer sheet

Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name: ralf wigum

1. What language is spoken in France?

=>German

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

=>Bavylonians are actually aliens from other planet that will come to earth in near future and take us on many endevours.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

© lead an army or

(D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

© Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

=> 3 feet

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

=>dinner time

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

=>he did not have record of it. this is a trick question

8. What are people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

© Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton

Bush: boosh

Carter: carder

Clinton: bubba

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

=>George of the Jungle,George of the Jungle Jr.,George of the Jungle 3rd,George of the Jungle 4th,George of the Jungle 5th

11. Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's

(b) a 7-11

© Canada

(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

nothing

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

=>Spain

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

=>ralf wigum

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

=>on top

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

(a) New York

(b) Florida

© Canada

(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

4. there's one in my neck, too

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

=>nothing but craps

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

(a) B.C.

(b) A.D.

[Paratrooper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">13. What are coat hangers used for?

<span id='postcolor'> Car antenna repair.

[Benze 0]

Two military guys go into a restroom. One is in the Navy and the

other is a Marine. When they are done, the navy guy goes to the

sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to

leave.

The Navy guy yells to the Marine, "The Navy teaches us to wash

our hands."

The Marine yells back, "The Marines teach us not to piss on

ours!"

[Cloney 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Benze @ Sep. 02 2002,23:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Two military guys go into a restroom.  One is in the Navy and the

other is a Marine. When they are done, the navy guy goes to the

sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to

leave.

The Navy guy yells to the Marine, "The Navy teaches us to wash

our hands."

The Marine yells back, "The Marines teach us not to piss on

ours!"<span id='postcolor'>

ROFL

[vade_101 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ministry of Defence - Voice Mail Message

Thank you for calling the British Army, I'm sorry but all of our units are out at the moment or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organisation, the region, the specific crisis and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Northern Ireland, marching up and down bits of tarmac in London and compulsory Equal Opportunities training, we will return your call.

Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please listen to the following numbers:

If your crisis is small and close to the sea, press 1 for the Royal Marines.

If your concern is distant, with tropical climate and good hotels and can be solved by one or two low risk bombing runs, please press # for the Royal Air Force. Please note this service is not available after 1630 hours or at weekends.

If your enquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a grey funnel, some bunting, flags, a damn good cocktail party and a first class marching band, please write, well in advance, to the First Sea Lord, The Ministry of Defence, Whitehall, London SW1.

If your enquiry is not urgent, please press 2 for the Allied Rapid Reaction Corps.

If you are in real, hot trouble please press 3 and your call will be routed to Sandline International.

If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis in both knees, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilisation and are prepared to work your a**e off daily, risking life and limb in all weathers and terrain, both day and night while watching the Treasury erode your original terms and conditions of service, then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be connected to a bitter passed-over Recruiting Sergeant in a grotty shop behind the railway station.

Have a pleasant day and thank you again for trying to contact the British Army.<span id='postcolor'>

[Paratrooper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (vade_101 @ Sep. 03 2002,00:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ministry of Defence - Voice Mail Message

Thank you for calling the British Army, I'm sorry but all of our units are out at the moment or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organisation, the region, the specific crisis and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Northern Ireland, marching up and down bits of tarmac in London and compulsory Equal Opportunities training, we will return your call.

Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please listen to the following numbers:

If your crisis is small and close to the sea, press 1 for the Royal Marines.

If your concern is distant, with tropical climate and good hotels and can be solved by one or two low risk bombing runs, please press # for the Royal Air Force. Please note this service is not available after 1630 hours or at weekends.

If your enquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a grey funnel, some bunting, flags, a damn good cocktail party and a first class marching band, please write, well in advance, to the First Sea Lord, The Ministry of Defence, Whitehall, London SW1.

If your enquiry is not urgent, please press 2 for the Allied Rapid Reaction Corps.

If you are in real, hot trouble please press 3 and your call will be routed to Sandline International.

If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis in both knees, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilisation and are prepared to work your a**e off daily, risking life and limb in all weathers and terrain, both day and night while watching the Treasury erode your original terms and conditions of service, then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be connected to a bitter passed-over Recruiting Sergeant in a grotty shop behind the railway station.

Have a pleasant day and thank you again for trying to contact the British Army.<span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'>

hoho

[eh remraf 0]

The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences:

1.Sport of choice for Marines: bowling.

3.Sport of choice for Soldiers: football.

2.Sport of choice for Sailors: baseball.

4.Sport of choice for Coast Guardsmen: tennis.

5.Sport of choice for Airmen: golf.

Notice how the farther down the list you go, the smaller their balls get.

How many Marines does it take to kick a Green Beret's ass?

Five

Four to shake him out of the tree, one to do the job!

[Benze 0]

LMAO...I'm going to have to remember these...

[nolips71 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (eh remraf @ Sep. 03 2002,01:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences:

1.Sport of choice for Marines: bowling.

3.Sport of choice for Soldiers: football.

2.Sport of choice for Sailors: baseball.

4.Sport of choice for Coast Guardsmen: tennis.

5.Sport of choice for Airmen: golf.

Notice how the farther down the list you go, the smaller their balls get.

How many Marines does it take to kick a Green Beret's ass?

Five

Four to shake him out of the tree, one to do the job!<span id='postcolor'>

looks as thought i was born 2 be a pilot

[E6Hotel 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Cloney @ Sep. 02 2002,20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'd think that the Rangers and Marines would be just as good as each other.<span id='postcolor'>

Just my opinion, from bottom to the top:

Army Infantry

Army Airborne

Marine Infantry

Rangers / Marine Battalion Recon

Force Recon

Special Forces / SEAL teams / possibly P.J.'s?

Delta / Dev Group

Delta and the Dev Group (formerly SEAL Team Six) are both considered Tier One National Assets. Special Forces and the other SEAL teams are Tier Two, and I believe that Force Recon and the Rangers are Tier Three. I'm not sure about the P.J.'s -- their training is similar to the SEALs but their primary mission is not offensive.

On a related note, we've finally thrown in the towel and agreed to field a Tier Two SOCOM unit, but it's still in the planning stages. Rebirth of the Marine Raiders, possibly? It should be interesting.

Semper Fi