Major Fubar 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 18 2002,22:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 18 2002,19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Was denoir trying to gt me in trouble? Â <span id='postcolor'> No, I was trying to teach you for the fifth time that it is spelled "boring" and not "boaring" Normally I wouldn't say anything but since English is your primary language and you are still in school, I thought that you might want to learn that <span id='postcolor'> Boaring: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 19, 2002 This guy doesnt look like a professional hunter! Â In germany animals are smarter and wouldnt let a youngster shoot them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antichrist 0 Posted August 19, 2002 It was already like that when I got here...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 19 2002,10:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 18 2002,22:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 18 2002,19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Was denoir trying to gt me in trouble? Â <span id='postcolor'> No, I was trying to teach you for the fifth time that it is spelled "boring" and not "boaring" Normally I wouldn't say anything but since English is your primary language and you are still in school, I thought that you might want to learn that <span id='postcolor'> Boaring: boaring *editted by glue eater<span id='postcolor'> hmm..sick picture! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 18 2002,19:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Denoir, I dont think DOR got yer joke. I did tho.<span id='postcolor'> Wow, that makes you really smart, huh? You spend more time bitching about the Duke than anything else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
habdoel 0 Posted August 19, 2002 i was playing ofp resistance came out i drive a lada Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 "My lamp started shedding dark light." (Leaves room for creative interpretation) "I was approached on the street, by a member of the secret service, and he asked me to join." "I fell and I couldn't get up." "I'm late??  - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH DEAR GOD! PLEASE, NOOOO! SAY IT AINT SO!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!" "I stepped through a rift in the space-time continuum, and just typical of my luck I ended up in a Grünenberg Vortex consisting almost exclusively of 'Slow' time." (nonsense, but they wont know it.) "There was a big conflagration up at the place." (Those that spot the quote earn my respect) "Well, obviously I couldn't leave in the middle of a Brahms symphony!" "I stopped to donate some money, when all of a sudden, someone commenced a hoedown, and you know me and hoedowns! "I was mugged, but I beat the shit out of him, and then i took him to the hospital cause you should see the state he was in." The credible ones: "My mom called." "I felt the prescense of God, and I had to stop and pray." "I was looking at a car-crash." "A plane fell on my building." "I had to stop on the way and think of you." "I needed to unload the mother of all turds." (She/they will be grossed out, but admire you for being honest and thus belive you.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 19 2002,10:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 18 2002,19:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Denoir, I dont think DOR got yer joke. I did tho.<span id='postcolor'> Wow, that makes you really smart, huh? You spend more time bitching about the Duke than anything else.<span id='postcolor'> He started it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 19 2002,21:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"My lamp started shedding dark light." (Leaves room for creative interpretation) "I was approached on the street, by a member of the secret service, and he asked me to join." "I fell and I couldn't get up." "I'm late??  - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH DEAR GOD! PLEASE, NOOOO! SAY IT AINT SO!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!" "I stepped through a rift in the space-time continuum, and just typical of my luck I ended up in a Grünenberg Vortex consisting almost exclusively of 'Slow' time." (nonsense, but they wont know it.) "There was a big conflagration up at the place." (Those that spot the quote earn my respect) "Well, obviously I couldn't leave in the middle of a Brahms symphony!" "I stopped to donate some money, when all of a sudden, someone commenced a hoedown, and you know me and hoedowns! "I was mugged, but I beat the shit out of him, and then i took him to the hospital cause you should see the state he was in." The credible ones: "My mom called." "I felt the prescense of God, and I had to stop and pray." "I was looking at a car-crash." "A plane fell on my building." "I had to stop on the way and think of you." "I needed to unload the mother of all turds." (She/they will be grossed out, but admire you for being honest and thus belive you.)<span id='postcolor'> I think you got experience in this field! I guess for all people living in Scandinavia it could always be "it got dark and I had to wait for the next day" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Espectro (DayZ) 0 Posted August 19, 2002 Nordin_dk... can I please please use that pic in my sig too ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 The bunny one or the 'fucked' one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ Aug. 19 2002,22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">6--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 19 2002,106)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 18 2002,19:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Denoir, I dont think DOR got yer joke. I did tho.<span id='postcolor'> Wow, that makes you really smart, huh? You spend more time bitching about the Duke than anything else.<span id='postcolor'> He started it! Â <span id='postcolor'> Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted August 19, 2002 I.... well.... I have..... ya know.... I've got a case of explosive diarrhea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duke_of_Ray 0 Posted August 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO.<span id='postcolor'> Uhhh......thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted August 20, 2002 For breaking off a bad date "I am not gay but I can learn" works every time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted August 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ Aug. 20 2002,03:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">For breaking off a bad date "I am not gay but I can learn" works every time<span id='postcolor'> on the similar note, i once pulled a joke on a girl one time. she asked if she could photocopy my lecture notes. she was one of those girls who asks for favor with her looks. it was Valentines day, but I was busy getting my ass kicked around with Real Analysis(mathematics course..toughest one..proofs afer proos after proofs after proofs). i've been thinking about this joke for a few weeks so it was great chance to use it. she asked if i got V-day gift and I used this joke: "no..i broke up with my boyfriend a few weeks ago..." you should have looked her face! Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antichrist 0 Posted August 20, 2002 True they all have silly looks on their faces every time you say something like that, but you're not likely to get anything from her after that either... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted August 20, 2002 Ok guys, I thought he was looking for some real devious material. Although what has been posted so far is funny, but not believeable. For Guys: 1."Taking you out to dinner last weekend wiped me out, I can't afford to put gas in my car to come get you." 2."My boss called earlier and said that I need to come into work. Hey, don't be mad, the more money I make the more nice things I can buy you." 3. "I forgot today is my plasma donation day, I would skip it but there was a 15 car pileup on the freeway today. I'm sure they're desperate for donors." For Girls: Obviously any comment made by a woman that indicates that she is uncapable or unwilling to perform sexual acts is sure to deter any man from wanting to spend time with her. So.... 1. "My ovaries hurt." <--don't worry guys, you can still get oral if your skills are up to par. 2. "I have a sore throat." 1&2 are a deadly combo 3. "I started my period today." 4. "I need to spend some time with my mom." 5. "Well, I talked to my friend and she's fighting with her boyfriend and is all stressed out. I think we're just going to have a girl's night tonight." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted August 20, 2002 never expected a thing from her i kindda have disgust for those types. eventually she dropped the class, AFAIK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 20, 2002 Bah! 'Fess up Wiggum! We know you really wanted to shag her, bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted August 20, 2002 nope..sorry to say..although girls are nice to have around, they can also cause more headache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 20 2002,03:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO.<span id='postcolor'> Uhhh......thanks. <span id='postcolor'> You are so very welcome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygoat 0 Posted August 20, 2002 'I slept with your father'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
