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Happy b-day ussoldier11b!

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Happy birthday to our ussoldier11b!

according to profile, he is 21 today!

remember; getting old is inevitable, but getting mature isn't biggrin.gif

hhmm...why am i thinking that you gf has special birthday present for you? tounge.gif

also, don't shoot guns in air for celebration. biggrin.giftounge.gifsmile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 02 2002,03:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">also, don't shoot guns in air for celebration. biggrin.gif  tounge.gif  smile.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Heh heh. uhhh woops....*whistles innocently*  smile.gif

happy birthday. Want us to sing you the happy birthday song? tounge.gif

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Happy Birthday!  Have fun on this day of yours.  You'll never get the chance to get sooo messed up and have an excuse again! PARTY MAN!

BTW... PM me, I need you to buy some things for me  biggrin.gif

edit: this is the best I could find in just a few mins Happy birthday  Just let it play  smile.gif

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Just thin...if you lived a few hundred miles north, you'd have been drinking for three years smile.gif

Odd that you can die for your country at 18...but you cant have a beer before you do it biggrin.gif

Happy Birthday man, hope you're out partying your brains out!

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Albert offers the cake to USsoldier im_schlangen-torte.jpg Ussoldier sais he cant eat nomore since he ate the whole day. Albert takes it from the table and throws it into the shocked face of RalphWiggum. Ralphy likes the taste but does not know how to react, he is terribly anoyed and angry about this agression... what will he do? tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 02 2002,03:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Albert takes it from the table and throws it into the shocked face of RalphWiggum. Ralphy likes the taste but does not know how to react, he is terribly anoyed and angry about this agression... what will he do?  tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

take his glue gun out and shoot at Albert tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hhmm...why am i thinking that you gf has special birthday present for you?<span id='postcolor'>

Quote USSoldier11B's girlfriend about 1 week ago: "You can go out and buy us liqour then we can get sloppy drunk and have wild sex in the back of your car." biggrin.gif

Thanks men.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ Aug. 02 2002,04:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hhmm...why am i thinking that you gf has special birthday present for you?<span id='postcolor'>

Quote USSoldier11B's girlfriend about 1 week ago: "You can go out and buy us liqour then we can get sloppy drunk and have wild sex in the back of your car." biggrin.gif

Thanks men.<span id='postcolor'>

LOL! Sounds like we know what 11b is getting for his birthday.

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Age is relative anyways. I am 33, but I act like I am 21 wink.gif

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Btw. Just had an experiement.

I could listen on that music page on the birthday page for 46 minutes, without throwing things around!!!

Beat that!

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LOL Albert! biggrin.gif

Yeah Happy birthday USSoldier11B.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I thought you could drink at 18 if you're in the military<span id='postcolor'>

I wish. biggrin.gif

Happy 21st B-Day USsoldier. Well, by August 23rd I will be 19.... In Canada that means I am of legal age for everything. And yes, that includes booze. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

Cheers.

Tyler

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I'd sing happy birthday but it would be so horrible I'd be forced to ban myself, so instead I'll just wish you a simple happy birthday USSoldier11B smile.gif

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