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Grandma has some sort of intestine problem..

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">U.S. Army is moving away from old canteens and switching to Camelbak systems. Do you use these in Canada?<span id='postcolor'>

Not officially no. I got a good deal on a bulk-shipment that me and the guys in my platoon got in on. I paid $15 (CDN) for mine, it's a 2.5 litre one.

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I'll admit, it does look comfy, I *should* get mine this September, along with the other stuff.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I always hated being parched on road marches and having to fumble with a canteen while trying to keep up. <span id='postcolor'>

I know the feeling. smile.gif

Tyler

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ April 28 2002,06:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I was at my grandmother's today.. and I swear that when she farted you could see it like a jet engine wake..  the dog ran into the back yard and rolled around as if trying to de-funk itself..

this was a fart.. unlike any other.. a fart that requires all in the room to take a shower.. a a fart that would kill  a small bird.. a fart that requires a call to the EPA... a fart that could cause cancer...

can such a fart exist naturally or did my grandma eat something.. unholy.. perhaps a dead body dipped in cottage cheese.. who knows..

all I know is that property values of the entire neighborhood are going to hell...<span id='postcolor'>

Now we understand your avatar...

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Wobble, your grandma could be the first geriatric Asronaut if you go ahead with the "Light fart and run for bunker" idea.

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Wobble i just had an idea that could land you in millions of dollars. Capture the farts! Have them analysed and mb just mb it will be a revolutionary new rocket fuel which will allow men to explore space because it smells so bad it bends space time! biggrin.gif Dude i do believe its time to call NASA. smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ April 28 2002,09:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL Assault! omg! LMAO!<span id='postcolor'>

Are you laughing at what I said? Or at my new avatar?  tounge.gif

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Yes, that's me.

Tyler<span id='postcolor'>

Honestly? both biggrin.gif

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Love that camo pattern Tyler. U.S. one is getting boring but they'll never relace it in the near future. Too expensive.

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