These*******should burn in hell

[Wobble 1]

cruel sons of bitches

for those of you who dont get it.. this site is basically dedicated to the "art" of taking kittens and shoving them into small glass cubes and keeping them there for MONTHS so that their bodies grow strange.. ya know for fun...    

they drill an airhole, and also insert a feeding tube to keep it alive..  then they SUPERGULE ITS ASS SHUT and use another tube to get rid of waste..

mind you the cat is fully conceous and aware the whole time its in this block that it cannot move a single limb in..

how would you like to spend a few months of your lif like this:

sick motherfuckers.  

I hope they all die horribly... perhaps eaten slowly by lions..

[Wobble 1]

their excuse for this is "its been done in china since the middle ages"

yea.. so was euthenasia and the killing of any female baby who was born to a family that already had 2 children.

[Bart.Jan 0]

Wobble, you should have more sleep.

Absence of good sleep and cruelty of world, you are posting, may damage your mind permanently.

And I agree with you - they are cruel sons of bitches !

[Wobble 1]

good god! you should see the guestbook!

From Martin Harrity <martin_harrity@gtinternet.com> Date: Sat, 27 Jan 2001

I have been trying your techniques with limited success. Tell me would the removal of internal organs from the kitty before it is placed in the container make it any more maliable? Also my first two attempts went badly wrong. I attempted to reshape the kittys' joints to the desired angle by breaking the bones and resetting them. Unfortunately infection set in and the both kittys had to be destroyed. This sure can be an expensive hobby especially if people are not as talented as you! That's the 3rd kitty I've had die on me (the other one puked up while in the container and drowned). Any tips would be most welcome!

We came across your site the other day and were totally blown away by your tiny little kittens. We were so excited about the thought of one of these kittens that we went out and bought a kitten and a jar of jam, which we swiftly emptied. At first the kitten would not go in and seeing as we can't be bothered reading your site to find out how to do it properly we just used a big wooden mallet to ram the kitten into the bottle. We assume this is not the correct insertion method as the kitten did not survive the process; but was the problem with the jam jar, the mallet or the kitten?

how can a person be so callous to something completely without guilt?

[Longinius 1]

That is an urban legend...so dont worry.

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

[Wobble 1]

it certinley doesent seem like a joke.. its got a guestbook that seems very real, along with MANY threatening complaints on it..

I sure hope its not real, thats some twisted shit.

they say "the site is OBVIOUSLEY" a joke.. well its not very obvious.. great care has been taken to produce realistic feedback of people happy with their new "art" aswell as "help me tips" aswell as "how dare you" stuff...

for a joke they sure go out of their way to make it look VERY doable and possable and I cringe to think how many people probably actually have read their site, followed the directions and killed their damn cats..

[loopy 0]

ALL I CAN SAY "THAT IS F...ING SICK.

[Wobble 1]

yea.. and "no cats were ever harmed".. yea I bet the ones they jammed into the fucking jars to take the "fake" pics (like the one I posted) were having the times of their lives.

[IceFire 0]

That is so weird. I don't understand it. They want to shape the kittens??

Jeez, what was that about using the tube for excrements??

Do they cut another hole into the kitten, or they put the tube into the anus and then superglue it sealed.

Why are the kittens not complaining? They seem to be just taking it!

I did not see enough information there to be sure of anything.

But that is the most fucked up thing I have ever heard of.

They use tranquilizers to calm the kittens.

That is still sick even with the tranqs.

And it is legal in the U.S. ?? What the fuck? Where are the animal rights groups???

I am speechless!

[Sandman 0]

I think its all fake...

I´ve seen this website before...like a year ago or something...and I find it strange that the newspapers or the animalactivists havent reacted.

Its done to provoce people, to get them mad. The ultimate thing would be if the tabloid newspapers would do a fullscale report on it and the "creator" of the website would be famous for setting the newspapers up, thus creating one of the famous "internet-myths". I belive thats the true purpose of that site...but U never know...

If its real - it sux...

[Wreck-It 0]

Urban legend or thruth, the mere thought of such a thing makes me sick. These fuck-whitts should get a hot curling iron crazy-glued up the a s s just for having thought of such a thing.

[christophercles 0]

I'm still a fan of implanting metal plates into thier bones with medication and painkillers, then putting them into a room with a giant electromagnet and turn it up reaallllll slow.

[Longinius 1]

"I´ve seen this website before...like a year ago or something...and I find it strange that the newspapers or the animalactivists havent reacted"

They have. Like you say, about a year ago, there was a real big fuzz about it. Investigations by the police revealed that it was a hoax.

As for the pic posted by Wobble, that could easily be an arranged fake. Take a piece of wood, glue carpet to it, cut a hole for the bottom of the "jar" and then place the kitten on the other side. I own a cat myself and have done so for many years. That looks like a pretty sleepy kitten. If it was afraid or hurting, both eyes would be wide open and it would be trying to get out.

[IceFire 0]

Actually, after going back to the site, they don't seem to be uncomfortable.

And alot of people seem to have reported success in the guestbooks.

I do know that mice are also very flexible.

Hmm, interesting. I am going to do some research on this to see what i can find.

I wonder how long they keep them in the jars.

Personally I would never do this, I am more of a dog person.

[theavonlady 2]

April fools, Wobble!

This is ancient. I'm pretty sure it was one or more of the OFP forums when it came out.

I highly recomend that you do a search at SNOPES.COM next time.

[LauryThorn 0]

That site pops out once in a while in a Finnish cat-newsgroup.

Somebody always loses his/her sleep over it, until someone

else says "it's a fake".

i think that that is what the site creators want, to make

people angry.

I own a cat, so I was shocked by that website when I

first saw it.

Fake or not, it would be fun to kick those people's asses!

[InRange 1]

I love cats and that picture just makes me sick. Even if it's a joke, the people that shoved that kitten into that glass container wouldn't want to be anywhere near me. I'd hurt them REAL bad.

[Major Fubar 0]

Come on, seriously, this is a joke site. Like any joke that's taken too far, some people begin to think it's serious. That's my opinion anyway.

[LordZach 0]

joke or no joke, i'd personally do that to the webmaster and see what he thought of his little site then.

[LauryThorn 0]

There are good jokes and bad jokes.

And then, disgusting jokes.

I don't know many of those, but this is definitely one.

EDIT:

If someone calls you and tells you that he is fucking your

headless dead daughter, and then tells you that it was

a joke, would you laugh?

[LordZach 0]

if i didn't have a daughter i might but it would probably be more of chuckling "i don't have a daughter you moron"

what troubles me is if it's a joke, you don't know how many people tried it based on that site.

[LauryThorn 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you don't know how many people tried it based on that site.<span id='postcolor'>

Yes I am a bit concerned about that, too, but still:

how many murders have you seen on TV and still you

haven't tried it yourself? (At least I hope you haven't).

But I'm comforted by the fact that at least my cat is safe,

sleeping on my bed probably at the moment..