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today our internet was being kinda flakey.. it would work fine for about 15 min and then cut off for about 5..

my dad is a stock market monkey so he was getting pissed.. He asked me what was wrong.. I said I didnt know.. to go to cox's website.. www.cox.com and see if there are any technical bullitins for our area.

BUT my dad is about 60... and he didnt spell cox correctly.. he spelled it the OTHER way... and typed in cocks.com...

in the 5 seconds it took him to close the webpage that spelling brought up I think he aged 5 years or so... he will never be that same.. its like he has been mentally raped or something.. I on the other hand have very sore stomach muscles from the spastic laughter i suffered as he ran into my room.. eyes glazed over mind totally fried. askingat why i did that to him..

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Heheh, my EX-girlfriend had the same. When she wanted to go to het hotmail adres, she made a typo. She typed hotmial.com instead of hotmail.com

Instead of going to hotmail, she got on a porn site... The site doesn't exists anymore, so you don't have to try it wink.gif

Heheh, she got all red and got away by the compu very fast biggrin.gif

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lol, once i was on msn messenger and some one gave me a url, i clicked it and it was this gay porn site,well not real porn it was kind of a joke, anyway it started playing this music "im looking at gay porn" really loud biggrin.gif

luckily noone was in the house except me biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Black Op @ Feb. 22 2002,08:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">lol, once i was on msn messenger and some one gave me a url, i clicked it and it was this gay porn site,well not real porn it was kind of a joke, anyway it started playing this music "im looking at gay porn" really loud biggrin.gif

luckily noone was in the house except me biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Heheh, imagine that would happen when at school in a very crowded computerroom biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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i remember on my third day on the internet, i was searching yahoo for chemistry stuff for college when next thing a porn page opened, there was nobody in so i decided to just read it then a small window opened and a voice as loud as #### said "ARE YOUR PLAYING WITH YOUR MOUSE OR ARE U HAPPY TO SEE ME" well i about shit a brick, i thot i was being monitored by someone on the net and this was their voice (young and new to net mind) pc was shut down and didnt go back on for two days whilst i waited for the fbi or someone to bust my door down lolol so now for 4 years i stay away from them pages, biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ Feb. 22 2002,01:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Heheh, my EX-girlfriend had the same. When she wanted to go to het hotmail adres, she made a typo. She typed hotmial.com instead of hotmail.com

Instead of going to hotmail, she got on a porn site... The site doesn't exists anymore, so you don't have to try it  wink.gif

Heheh, she got all red and got away by the compu very fast   biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

One person I know did the same thing, but when she heard "Hotmail", she thought "Hotmale" and got a guy porn website.

Also, way long time ago in high school, in computer class with old Apple computers, my friend (who was from Italy and had trouble with the english language) was sitting next to this really hot chick. So my friend knew nothing about computers, and turns to this hot chick and asks "where do I stick my dick in?" He, of course, meant disk, but that one little mistake made me almost piss my pants (I "moistened" my undies, though).

-=Die Alive=-

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LOLOLOLOL

Reminds me of all that shit that is sended around on ICQ, #### commercials for all sorts of porn mad.gif

Not that i have anthing against porn as long as it's good and not gay.

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I'm lucky I haven't had any spam in the few days I've had ICQ. Last time I had ICQ I became so fed up with all the godd*mn spam I uninstalled it mad.gif

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Well, i've got quite a few contacts on my ICQ and i'm talking to them daily, so i can't uninstall it, i normally just put those who send it around on IGNORE

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Well I also put the idiots that think they can just contact any random people that have ICQ on my ignore list.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hilandor @ Feb. 22 2002,10:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i remember on my third day on the internet, i was searching yahoo for chemistry stuff for college  when next thing  a porn page opened, there was nobody in so i decided to just read it   then a small window opened and a voice  as loud as #### said "ARE YOUR PLAYING WITH YOUR MOUSE OR ARE U HAPPY TO SEE ME"   well i about  shit a brick, i thot i was being monitored by someone on the net  and this was their voice  (young and new to net mind)   pc was shut down and didnt go back on for two days whilst i waited for the fbi or someone to bust my door down   lolol   so now for 4 years  i stay away from them pages, biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

i.......was that man.....

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Feb. 21 2002,19:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">today our internet was being kinda flakey.. it would work fine for about 15 min and then cut off for about 5..

my dad is a stock market monkey so he was getting pissed.. He asked me what was wrong.. I said I didnt know.. to go to cox's website..  www.cox.com and see if there are any technical bullitins for our area.

BUT my dad is about 60... and he didnt spell cox correctly.. he spelled it the OTHER way...  and typed in cocks.com...  

in the 5 seconds it took him to close the webpage that spelling brought up I think he aged 5 years or so... he will never be that same.. its like he has been mentally raped or something..  I on the other hand have very sore stomach muscles from the spastic laughter i suffered as he ran into my room.. eyes glazed over mind totally fried. askingat why i did that to him..<span id='postcolor'>

"L" it's funny how some people aren't mature enough to handle anything thrown at em.....

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Stealt Eagle @ Feb. 22 2002,02:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOLOLOLOL

Reminds me of all that shit that is sended around on ICQ, #### commercials for all sorts of porn mad.gif

Not that i have anthing against porn as long as it's good and not gay.<span id='postcolor'>

I know what you mean....I get it all day everyday....it really pisses me off at times because you will get an incoming webpage and it will minimize games and stuff....I have had it crash games before....you hear that fucking REBBIT

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LOL, wooble, LOL

I have a few experiences with that too. Happend on ICQ too. But this was not a commerical.

I was talking with someone on ICQ. I met him on gamespy. We talked a few days and he seemed to be a nice guy (He said that he's a girl). I was a fool. I gave him my e-mail (Hotmail. I'm glad i didn't gave him my primary mail). He gave me his mail first. When i gave him my e-mail he said that he's a gay and then he shut up.

When i woke up next morning i saw strange e-mails in my mail box. When i pointed on them i saw pictures of naked man. That was disgusting.There was a text too. He said. Am i gorgeous or not? I knew that he wrote me. He was writing me every day and he always attached his pictures inside. i told him to stop, but he just ignored me. Then i had enough. There could be a virus inside too. His e-mail was on hotmail too and i wrote to MSN. I told them everything and i attached his e-mails too. I wasn't sure if they'll respond because they're not responsible for things i did. Well, they did respond. They checked and they belived me. They blocked his IP addres and it was all over. Hehe. I just ignored him on ICQ.

I wrote him one last word: You picked up the wrong guy.

I also told everything about him on gamespy and he left my life forever. biggrin.gif

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LOL I had the same thing happen...well almost the same...I have a website which I will not give the link for that I posted images of me and most of my family on...and they are the worst images I could possibly get..even of myself....I went frame by frame on the VCR to take fucked images and anyway some guy started e-mailing me because he saw my pictures and thought I was gay and I don't remember what he asked but later my box was full with like 30 e-mails of gay sites...

Fucking bizarre....ok so a guy thinks your gay and wants to talk to you...but he sends you shit loads of gay websites.....this is supposed to make you like him?.....strange people the gay are... confused.gif

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Happy i never got those,only got dead people pictures,nasty ones too.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ Feb. 22 2002,09:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dead people huh? Muhahahahahaaaaaaaa, plz, feel free to send them to me....<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah I like looking at that kind of stuff....I have seen it all though.....

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I didn't keep them,i didn't like them.THey made me sick,i still remember the picture though.some sick crap.

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not sure the address but it's something similar to yahoo u get a porn site also ..

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Rogue2020 @ Feb. 22 2002,21:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ Feb. 22 2002,09:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dead people huh? Muhahahahahaaaaaaaa, plz, feel free to send them to me....<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah I like looking at that kind of stuff....I have seen it all though.....<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah,you can find some pretty fucking impressive stuff on some websites... train accidents and stuff like that. Disguisting but amusing to look at. I only know one good website (the good ol' ******.com website, most of you'll know this one) I'm not sure if i can post the adress so i'm not gonna do it (Cuz Hilandor or something like that, no offence, said that you couldn't post links and pics to/of dead people and stuff like that).

Let me know if you find some good websites! hehe

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This may sound sick,well atleast it does to me,but i'm going speak my mind.I wanna know what it looks like when someone jumps outta a building from 90 floors up.I'm not a sickie,just very curious.

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I have a good website for you, but I'm afraid to post it, as it will probably get me banned smile.gif

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