loopy 0 Posted December 31, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Dec. 24 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From member 'Reaper' on the Canadian Gun Nutz forum: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Ok here is a relativley mild shack story: In 1987 when posted to Kapyong Barracks in Winnipeg, one of the guys in my Company was about to get married. When we came to drag him out the night before for some celebratory brews we found that he had locked himself in his room to avoid what he knew was coming. Not ones to let a minor thing like a door get in our way, we battered out the large vent in the bottom of the door and launched an assault on him, his defense with a broomstick was very aggressive so we beat a hasty retreat. The obvious solution was to light a bundle of old newspapers on fire and throw them into the hole in the door and smoke him out: No dice he was not coming out. Next phase of the operation was to grab a hold of the much abused pop machine on the floor, with 4 guys pushing it we smashed in the door and somehow the pop machine ended up out the 3rd floor window. Undaunted, we managed to get some handcuffs on the individual and drag him down stairs and out of the building. By this time a crew of guys were busy putting out the fire that had started in the room. We dragged the victim outside and chained him to a lightstand in the parking lot where he was doused with water and shot with paintballs throughout the night as a penalty for his insolence. Come morning when all were hungover we were awoken by the Duty NCO who needless to say had some choice words for us and demanded that we released our prisoner, whom quite frankly in the booze fest of the night had been forgotten about, and there was a crowd of very pissed off family members at the main gate wondering where the Groom was, as it was an hour past when the wedding was supposed to start. In the end he did get married and we wound up having to pay some $600.00 in barrack damages....Ah the good old days.. <span id='postcolor'> LOL Tyler<span id='postcolor'> Well on this subject of peoples stag nights when we were stationed in Aldershot went on the town got absulutly blind drunk we ended up tying our subject to the regimental flag pole on the drill square the next day the s..t hit the fan as a bunch of new recruits were being introduced to the drill square with the usual "good morning corner" this sergant still tied to the pole.oooops Another story I am not sure how true this one is as I heard it from someone else poor bloke gets married goes back to his new army home to find some comidian has bricked up his front door some wedding night for him!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-TU--33ker 0 Posted December 31, 2002 LOL this shows: never mix marriages, stupid soldiers and alcohol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Denwad 0 Posted January 1, 2003 Copied off teh WWIIOL forums ATTENTION FRENCH SOLDIERS FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY a german assigned to night duty liked to run down hapless french soldiers with his opel. one night as hes driving along, he comes upon his brigade chaplain walking down the road, so of course he stops and picks the chaplain up. as they are driving down the road, the opel driver sees a french trooper walking along the road. of course, he immediatley wants to run him over, but of his concsience gets the better of him and he cannot do an unsporting thing like that with the chaplain in his truck. thinking quickly he decides hes just going to scare the frenchman some and get really close but not hit him. so he floors it and drives right next to him. just as he passes the frenchman he hears a loud THUD. so the chaplain turns to him and says "its lucky i opened the door, you might have missed him." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frisbee 0 Posted January 2, 2003 Heh,a modified version of the lawyer one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-TU--33ker 0 Posted January 2, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Frisbee @ Jan. 02 2003,15:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Heh,a modified version of the lawyer one <span id='postcolor'> i know that one with the hillbilly and the taxi driver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted January 3, 2003 When I was in the Bundeswehr I never drove over some foreign soldiers. I`d have to give them first aid anyway, because I was medic, so I spared them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted January 14, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Frisbee @ Jan. 02 2003,15:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Heh,a modified version of the lawyer one <span id='postcolor'> What do you call 500 dead lawers? An excellent start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted January 21, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Tex [uSMC] Posted on Jan. 14 2003,11:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote (Frisbee @ Jan. 02 2003,15:35) Heh,a modified version of the lawyer one What do you call 500 dead lawers? An excellent start. <span id='postcolor'> LOL, I heard a hell of alot of different versions of that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paratrooper 0 Posted January 22, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (loopy @ Dec. 31 2002,03:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Dec. 24 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From member 'Reaper' on the Canadian Gun Nutz forum: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Ok here is a relativley mild shack story: In 1987 when posted to Kapyong Barracks in Winnipeg, one of the guys in my Company was about to get married. When we came to drag him out the night before for some celebratory brews we found that he had locked himself in his room to avoid what he knew was coming. Not ones to let a minor thing like a door get in our way, we battered out the large vent in the bottom of the door and launched an assault on him, his defense with a broomstick was very aggressive so we beat a hasty retreat. The obvious solution was to light a bundle of old newspapers on fire and throw them into the hole in the door and smoke him out: No dice he was not coming out. Next phase of the operation was to grab a hold of the much abused pop machine on the floor, with 4 guys pushing it we smashed in the door and somehow the pop machine ended up out the 3rd floor window. Undaunted, we managed to get some handcuffs on the individual and drag him down stairs and out of the building. By this time a crew of guys were busy putting out the fire that had started in the room. We dragged the victim outside and chained him to a lightstand in the parking lot where he was doused with water and shot with paintballs throughout the night as a penalty for his insolence. Come morning when all were hungover we were awoken by the Duty NCO who needless to say had some choice words for us and demanded that we released our prisoner, whom quite frankly in the booze fest of the night had been forgotten about, and there was a crowd of very pissed off family members at the main gate wondering where the Groom was, as it was an hour past when the wedding was supposed to start. In the end he did get married and we wound up having to pay some $600.00 in barrack damages....Ah the good old days.. <span id='postcolor'> LOL Tyler<span id='postcolor'> Well on this subject of peoples stag nights when we were stationed in Aldershot went on the town got absulutly blind drunk we ended up tying our subject to the regimental flag pole on the drill square the next day the s..t hit the fan as a bunch of new recruits were being introduced to the drill square with the usual "good morning corner" this sergant still tied to the pole.oooops Another story I am not sure how true this one is as I heard it from someone else poor bloke gets married goes back to his new army home to find some comidian has bricked up his front door some wedding night for him!!!!!!<span id='postcolor'> These stories are copied off the Royal Artillery Assosiation website. As are several others on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolips71 0 Posted January 22, 2003 where have you been lately m8? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paratrooper 0 Posted January 22, 2003 At university and officer training. I can get to a computer more easily now, so I'll keep my head in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco 944 Posted January 25, 2003 Fetching The Flag Alright, Im only thirteen but my dad served 15 years in the airforce (USA), well the thing him and his squad used to do with the new members. They would get them piss drunk, I mean all out almost passed out drunk, then they would drive to a golf course near by, tell the new recruteys to fetch the golf hole flags, they would laugh at them  stumbling by with the flags in there hand.  But one time this one drunken bastard went out to get his flag, well two hours later he still wasn't back, so they went off looking for him.  20 minutes later they found him passed out next to his pole, they had a huge laugh and went back to the base and had a good time.. Not very funny if you werent there, he told me it funnier some how tho... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolips71 0 Posted January 27, 2003 so funny i forgot to laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco 944 Posted January 28, 2003 That's exactly what I said if you read it all the way...... NO RESPECT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FSPilot 0 Posted January 28, 2003 Did you guys hear the one about the SR-71? Eh, it's over your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolips71 0 Posted January 30, 2003 would help if people called it by its propper name rs-71 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco 944 Posted January 31, 2003 , is that supposed to be a joke?? It's name is Lockheed SR71 Blackbird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolips71 0 Posted January 31, 2003 no im not joking. the us pressident at the time (cant remeber who) called it the SR-71 Blackbird and noone dare correct him. its CORRECT name is RS-71 Blackbird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FSPilot 0 Posted January 31, 2003 So why does the US air force call it the SR-71? http://www.af.mil/photos/specduty_other_0015.html And yes it is supposed to be a joke. In relation to your head, where are airplanes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolips71 0 Posted January 31, 2003 noone would correct him so it stuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FSPilot 0 Posted February 9, 2003 Sure it did. This isn't Iraq where people get killed for making the president look bad. If anything it would of been on the internet followed by pictures of monkeys made by whichever party was opposed to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolips71 0 Posted February 9, 2003 now who can argue with a self loveing american? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted February 9, 2003 Stuck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
