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Just in case of an attack involving radiation, I carry an air freshener with me at all times.

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My philosophy is this: the odds of me ending up in the middle of a major terrorist attack are roughly equivalent of me getting struck by lighting, winning the lottery, and being abducted by space aliens- all inside of an hour. The way I see it, if Lady Luck is so kind as to hand me a day where those kinds of odds get beat, I might as well admit that the jig is up and acknowledge that nothing I can do will save my sorry ass at that point.

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Doomsday to-do list:

1.Walk around naked to see what its like to have THAT dream come true.

2.Tell everyone I know how I really feel about them.

3.Have some rancid sex since there would be no consequences.

4.Go to church and tell God how sorry I am for all the bad shit I've done.

5.Imagine my new life as radioactive dust.

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@ July 12 2003,05:20)]
those aren`t the type of  plans  i meant !!! crazy_o.gif  tounge_o.gif

I meant the kind where everyone else dies horribly leaving  u alive to  be  king  of  the world  biggrin_o.gif

Oh, you mean like duck and cover  tounge_o.gif  biggrin_o.gif

bangs head against wall no no no no !!! crazy_o.giftounge_o.gif

I suppose the odds are against u,prepare for a possible emerggency and get called loony paranoid man or the possibility to ur lungs dissolving rock.gif

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Terrorist attacks? No problem

Just make sure you have duct tape

(yes I realize it's an urban legend, but it's a damn good one biggrin_o.gif)

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Terrorist attacks? No problem

Just make sure you have duct tape

(yes I realize it's an urban legend, but it's a damn good one biggrin_o.gif)

LOL well it makes it hard to catch a STD wink_o.gif

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Duck'n'cover...

...reminds me of "The Atomic Café". That's a very good movie!

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Quote[/b] ]Duck'n'cover...

...reminds me of "The Atomic Café". That's a very good movie!

And it reminds me of the intro movie to Fallout 1, awesome game btw!

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I loved the Fallout 2 intro. Everytime I do my jazz show on our college radio station, I get the urge to play it smile_o.gif

i think most emergency preparedness plans that deal with genuinely catastrophic events are mostly just to give people a sense of security.

Because those plans usually fall apart the minute the shit hits the fan smile_o.gif

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i read a report somewhere about what to do in case of a chemical attack.  it went through all these little things you should do, common sense stuff really.  wash off chemicals, get fresh air, yadda yadda.

dont know how helpful it would be, but it was good for morale at least

edit - found it

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No joking guys....a town in Western Colorado that I lived in for a year (Craig, 30 miles West of Steamboat Springs) had a bonafide nuclear fallout shelter 400 m South of my house. I wish I had a picture....It included two consecutive 12 foot fences topped with razor wire and Radioactive symbol signs that said fallout shelter underneath....From looking at the top of the shelter it looked fairly beefy. Kinda strange since Craig is a hick town of 20,000 people on the isolated Western slope. tounge_o.gif

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It included two consecutive 12 foot fences topped with razor wire and Radioactive symbol signs that said fallout shelter underneath....

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Think big!</span>

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Yeah, I heard about a guy here in Colorado that bought one and made it into a home....alot of them are also used now to as government archives since documents are fairly safe from light and the atmosphere, and fire inside those things.....not to mention the apcolypse.

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We've got "fallout shelter" signs all over our city hall. It's not comforting considering that's where most of the fallout comes from these days. biggrin_o.gif

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fallout.jpg

I took this picture on a class trip to Boston, a 200-ought year old building is really the last place I would want to go in a nuclear war tounge_o.gif

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So do we  have  any realistic survival guidlines or battleplans for when the shit  hits  the fan ?

No, YOU do not. But your government, military, and top CEOs do. So don't worry, America will go on, even if you die a horrible rotting death from radiation and/or ebola.

While the civilians are killing each other off in the streets for the last bits of rat meat (without electricity and daily resupply, large urban centers will use up food reserves within two weeks even if there was no direct nuke damage), your leaders will be safe in strategically placed bunkers throughout the United States.

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