When homeland security goes too far

[Tovarish 0]

http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pending20030408-083118.html

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to

stock up on duct tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100

worth of duct tape to protect myself," Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped

up my windows and doors. After I did that I realized if survivors like myself

are going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we

have to protect our privates as well."

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[-TU--33ker 0]

ROFL!

[cam0flage 0]

Sounds like an urban legend to me But I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be true

[Winters 1]

i am at work and afraid to click that link for what i might see. i like the fact that Mayor Bloomberg told all my fellow NY'ers that it was a crock and not go running out to buy gas masks, duct tape and plastic sheeting.

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Winters @ April 16 2003,18:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i am at work and afraid to click that link for what i might see. i like the fact that Mayor Bloomberg told all my fellow NY'ers that it was a crock and not go running out to buy gas masks, duct tape and plastic sheeting.<span id='postcolor'>

There arent any pictures (thank goodness! )

I can believe someone would be dumb enough to do something like this. Hell, I know a guy who REALLY wanted to participate in a sport that needed a cup, but forgot his jock strap and duct taped it on instead. To skin rather than to say his underwear.

The scream was heard for miles when he pulled it off

[-TU--33ker 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ April 16 2003,19:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Winters @ April 16 2003,18:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i am at work and afraid to click that link for what i might see. i like the fact that Mayor Bloomberg told all my fellow NY'ers that it was a crock and not go running out to buy gas masks, duct tape and plastic sheeting.<span id='postcolor'>

There arent any pictures (thank goodness! )

I can believe someone would be dumb enough to do something like this.  Hell, I know a guy who REALLY wanted to participate in a sport that needed a cup, but forgot his jock strap and duct taped it on instead.  To skin rather than to say his underwear.

The scream was heard for miles when he pulled it off <span id='postcolor'>

LOL

i almost poured my beer over the keyboard laughing!

sounds really like one of those stunts from Jackass to me.

[Epita 0]

ahh, the Darwin awards. many happy hours spent rolling on the floor due to them!

Epita

[bn880 5]

No way this actually happened. It's too stupid to be true.

[Assault (CAN) 1]

Funny, but I also think it's just too stupid to be true. Either way it's funny how stupid that guy was, real or fake.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"I told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would file a lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyways and I now have another lawsuit pending" <span id='postcolor'>

LOL

Tyler

[Winters 1]

OMG, i really do hope this guy is now incapable of reproducing.

[MrMilli 0]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/bosell.php

[Assault (CAN) 1]

Gotta' love snopes.

[Mister Frag 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Winters @ April 16 2003,09:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i am at work and afraid to click that link for what i might see. i like the fact that Mayor Bloomberg told all my fellow NY'ers that it was a crock and not go running out to buy gas masks, duct tape and plastic sheeting.<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah, taping up your home after noticing that people around you are dropping dead as a result of a biological or chemical attack is akin to getting under your desk several days after a nuclear attack.

[bn880 5]

Well no, in a chemical attack you are prety much ok if you get that mask on and survive the first few minutes...

EDIT: I get the humor though, just saying.