Most annoying (funny) things to happen.

[Sphinx 0]

1. Running up a hill and a sabot shell hits you in the back.

2. Blow up the last BMP you see. And then 2 T80 come flying around the corner. You realise your out of Laws.

3. Hauling down the road in a Jeep MG, and the ai gunner blocks your view, and u run into a tree.

4. Swerve out of the way of a bus on your motor bike and end up in someones back yard.

5. When you have one clip left. You find out that there were more russians than you thought over that hill.

6. Driving down the road and have a civie run out in the street

causing you to launch off the side of the bridge into the river.

7. Finding out that smoke grenades dont work against the ai for the first time.

8. Spilling a Dr. Pepper all over your keyboard.

9. Download a whole grip of addons. Installing them all at once. Then having to dig through them to find the screwed up one.

And 10. Never, ever judge the bad ai.

Feel free to add more.

[ralphwiggum 6]

11. you decide to leave hand grenades at base, only to find yourself in desperate need during firefight.

12.you grab M21, only to find out your enemies are coming around hill less than 200meters away

13.you are getting to a cover, and enemy's sniper starts to fire at you. but he misses every single one of them.

14. you see russian coming down hills around 500 meters away, and your teammate shout you to be a sniper. only to find out that your friends finished them off with LAW by the time you pick up a SVD or M21

[Sphinx 0]

Heres another one.

15. right in the middle of a multiplayer SU-25 fight and your mom yells. "If you don't gett off your @$$ and clean up this kitchen, ill break the OFPR CD.

[JAP 2]

Playing an official TCZ game and freaking out because your USB mouse suddenly disconnected without any reason, seeing it connect after a few seconds and disconnect again ... etc.

[Hidden 0]

17. ?

You think you are safe on top of a hill, kissing the dirt, after finishing off a patrol and with 3-4 men to watch your six and flanks. All of a sudden a Russian soldier lobs a hand grenade at you from nowhere. Game over.

[ralphwiggum 6]

18. you see a squad of enemies over other side of a hill while alone. you get shocked, and one of them start coming at you. you immediately go prone, and throw a hand grenade. you see a soldier falling down with sound of hand grenade going off. then a few seconds later, that soldier flanks you right, while he can only crawl.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

18: Fighting through scores of Commie tanks and infantry with just one squad of infantry, only to be killed at your final objective by one soldier who was camping in a bush 20 meters away.

[walker 0]

19. Running out of ammo so your left with grenades, you run round the corner to pick up some ammo and there is an enemy right in front so you press fire. You have a second to say idiot.

[Guest]

Moving to OT

[Col. Kurtz 0]

20. Waiting to spring an elobarate ambush on your enemy including lots of explosives when an AI who you forget to tell to hold fire opens up on the tank convoy and you all get wasted because you only have a few LAWs.

[JAP 2]

21 getting stuck in a blownup house, and realising your teammates are too busy to come and "free" you.

[colonel_klink 0]

21 You decide to take a cross country detour to your base over rough terrain, when the jeep rolls on to its side and you have to walk the rest of the way.

22. Leading by example into the battle only to have some clot behind you send some hot lead into your unsuspecting back.. or was he trying to frag you.. hmm

23. Surviving a fire fight and discovering your transport back to base has been wasted.

[advocatexxx 0]

24. The time you thought you were the best sharpshooter only to encounter the skills of SuperAI that sent you running down a crap hole.

[LBGS_Stewart 0]

when standing next to a unoupide truck or APC only to hear from your officer 5 attack truck and then hering a sound of a law go off. and then your dead

[Ice Heart 0]

26: Carefully scanning the area with your binoculars for enemies before making a run for that LAW lying out in the open, then getting capped by the single remaining enemy soldier.

27: Same as above, only being caught out there when a T-80 or two comes rolling over the hill.

28: Having to crawl all the way to the medic 500 meters away (because of leg wounds), only to watch as a grenade comes sailing over the bushes to land right on top of you.

29: Sneaking into an enemy base and finding out the hard way that the bushes you are hiding in are sometimes run over by that patrolling BMP.

30: Making it to an empty T-80 and starting to climb in, then the enemy shoots you in the head.

[Ice Heart 0]

31: Suffering from target fixation in the V-80, and consequently flying right into the ground.

[Mister Frag 0]

32: Playing as a medic and encountering armor -- medics can't pick up AT weapons.

[jawk2 1]

33 one of your 6 cat just jump on your knee (or keyboard depends) when u are playing and start to plant his claw into it *you are lucky if he dont aim the bollocks*... it arrive me frequently but i like my cats alot

34 shooting down a chopper with a AA to find out that the damn chopper will crash on you :/

[Rob 1]

35.

You have finished your mission. You look at your map and look at the longest, less dangerous route home... You plot your course way outside of heavy enemy activity. You have 100 m to go and you get flanked by 5 tanks and infintary.. GAME OVER! after playin the level for almost an hour!

[Renagade 0]

36. Doing a brilliaint job in the sp bomberman mission only to die while trying to take the last few men out becuase the sniper rifle barrel was stuck into the ground

[Coins 0]

37. When playing mp as a pilot, your teammates start shooting at you, you run away but they chase you down and kill you.

[EBass 0]

38. Surprising someone by crawling over a crest and shooting only to empty your clip onto the very top of the hill, yet he can see your head fine.... uh oh................

39. ordering your men to attack a BMP rolling towards you and they only see fit to fire when it is less than a yard from your face BOOM...........

40. Being medic and some idiot makes you heal them in the middle of a field, ooh nice target...................

41. MISSING A BMP cos of bad ping uh oh..............

42.Trying to lob a hand grenade round the corner of a building only to realize you are right handed and the grenade is acctually coming from the right and not the middle, BOOM......

43. Having some fool open up on the enemy at 2km destroying your finely balenced ambush

[GuyKorn 0]

44. You tell your squad member "Attack BMP" and then they endup sprinting towards the BMP and then get gun down by the BMP or an enemy infantry.

[timmy 0]

45. Fogeting that the you suposed to aim with the middle line in the law site, and you end up aiming to low, and blowing yourself to pieces, and having everyone in the mp room laugh at you.

[Rob 1]

Yeah, i hear this a lot but i hate it how you order your AI, the only ones with law launchers to fire, and they get their laws ready and just stare and follow the target but never shoot.... Only to realize that they have left it too late and your all dead.