Best excuses in the world!

[WKK Gimbal 0]

Hmm... I was wondering.. You people are among the most devious I've ever encountered. Let us all hear your best excuses for cancelling dates, breaking agreements or simply not showing up at all after promising to do so.

The best and most widely covering I can think of, is "My mother died". However, that only works once..

[Scorpio 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ Aug. 18 2002,14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hmm... I was wondering.. You people are among the most devious I've ever encountered.   Let us all hear your best excuses for cancelling dates, breaking agreements or simply not showing up at all after promising to do so.

The best and most widely covering I can think of, is "My mother died". However, that only works once..<span id='postcolor'>

car/bus/train broke down

i had a seisure

got stopped by police

all i can think of. But i can think of ANYTHING in custom specific situations (im a master a lying)

[theavonlady 2]

Chipped a nail.

[ran 0]

my *insert domestic animal or parent name here* is dead

my car broke up

i was sick

the aliens took it

i've been captured by aliens

my mother came at home

it was a familly reunion i couldn't miss

[advocatexxx 0]

I'm sorry I didn't show up on Friday night. The truth is I'm no longer attracted to you and I have doubts whether this thing would really work out. Maybe we should see other people.

[Guest]

I never use excuses. I go to attack instead:

Whaddya mean I wasn't there?? I waited for you for two hours and you didn't show up!

[STS_SolidSnake 0]

F*** you B*tch, if i dont wanna come i dont come.

[Espectro (DayZ) 0]

At 8'o'clock in the EVENING!?!? And now i waited 4 hours yesterday morning!

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

I did not listen in your very boaring class. I guess thats why I can't think of anything good.

[Major Fubar 0]

I'll be there at half-past!

(Note: no hour given)

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

Usually my exuse is "I wont even try...." or "we already lost enough time, lets not talk about it"

[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 18 2002,15:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I did not listen in your very boaring class.  I guess thats why I can't think of anything good. <span id='postcolor'>

I think if you write that to your English teacher that it is the ultimate excuse. She won't doubt a second that you were telling the truth

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

You wont believe what happened when I tried to cross the bridge today! I didnt want to miss that!

Look at the photos I shot!

[ralphwiggum 6]

I did not have sexual relations with that women....

[ralphwiggum 6]

for Angelinos,

"Traffic"

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 18 2002,17:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I did not have sexual relations with that women.... <span id='postcolor'>

laughs, falls off his chair, gets a cramp, ruins his freshly implanted liver and dies in peace and accordance with the geneva convention!

[ralphwiggum 6]

"For god sakes, I'm a soldier, and must follow ROE and Geneva convention! I can't shoot that slow driver in front of me with my Barret!"

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

The devil made me do it!

[Tex -USMC- 0]

Denoir, I dont think DOR got yer joke. I did tho.

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

Was denoir trying to gt me in trouble?

[Tex -USMC- 0]

Please. Just stop with the emoticons DOR. If yer post isnt witty enough to make us see what you were getting at, putting in those silly emoticons isnt going to help

[jawk2 1]

Well i will say:

"I so sorry to havent come, i m guilty to havent be aware when u say me the rendez-vous time.But when u speaked to me, i was so blinded by your presence that i didnt noticed what u say.I was just seeing how beautiful your lips can move, like a wave in a sea, surrounded by the light of your eyes".

Well sometime it's better to plead guilty than try lie which ll not work.... and be romantic, the women are fully interested by metaphor.... even if the story ends like the others... in horizontal position

[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 18 2002,19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Was denoir trying to gt me in trouble?  <span id='postcolor'>

No, I was trying to teach you for the fifth time that it is spelled "boring" and not "boaring"

Normally I wouldn't say anything but since English is your primary language and you are still in school, I thought that you might want to learn that

[Aculaud 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 18 2002,08:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I did not have sexual relations with that women.... <span id='postcolor'>

LMFAO!!!! Ahhhh, ralph......That one'll go down in history!

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

I guess I should learn to speak english before trying to learn anything else.