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Just came up with this one..

"If you want my Peni*, then ya gotta untie my left shoe."

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C'mon, 5 dollars, what do you say?

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1. Your almost as nice as my last girl.

2. Your almost as pretty as me.

3. Your sweeter than a freshley baked Kripsy Kream.

Nevere tried any of these, never even had a girl! I am 15, whats the point?!

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"Nevere tried any of these, never even had a girl! I am 15, whats the point?!"

Sex? Oh right, I forgot. The only purpose for having sex is if you want a baby wink.gif

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Lets see, I am 15,not married, do not like kids or want them, and no sex is not only if ya want have child, sex is for mreeried coplules but that has been thrown in the trash. mad.gif

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"Lets see, I am 15,not married, do not like kids or want them, and no sex is not only if ya want have child, sex is for mreeried coplules but that has been thrown in the trash. "

No, no. No, no. No, sex until marriage...

(extra points if you figure out which song and by whom)

Why is sex only for married couples, Duke?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Longinius @ July 27 2002,21:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Lets see, I am 15,not married, do not like kids or want them, and no sex is not only if ya want have child, sex is for mreeried coplules but that has been thrown in the trash. "

No, no. No, no. No, sex until marriage...

(extra points if you figure out which song and by whom)

Why is sex only for married couples, Duke?<span id='postcolor'>

Because a guy named Augustine created a dogmatic belief that sex before marriage was evil, and that in marriage sex was for procreation and not pleasure.

It's not the word of god... just the concept of men. Nowhere in the bible does it say that premarital sex is wrong.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ July 27 2002,21:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's not the word of god... just the concept of men. Nowhere in the bible does it say that premarital sex is wrong.<span id='postcolor'>

Duke didn't say it did wink.gif .

Duke you better find a better angle to argue from because you are being type-cast!!!1

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ July 27 2002,21:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ July 27 2002,21:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's not the word of god... just the concept of men. Nowhere in the bible does it say that premarital sex is wrong.<span id='postcolor'>

Duke didn't say it did  wink.gif .

Duke you better find a better angle to argue from because you are being type-cast!!!1<span id='postcolor'>

True smile.gif

However, most Christians that lack in biblical scholarship fall back on 'because the bible says so' biggrin.gif So yes, I jumped the gun.

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You: "Did you ever kiss a rabbit?"

Her: "No?!"

You pull out the two trouser-pockets in the front and say" well now you got the opportunity"!

Whatever drugs may be capable to do, I can do the same with my tongue!

Give her 20 cents and tell her: go and call your mother and tell her you be sleeping at your friends house tonight!

"what about we buy a pizza and then have sex?"

"No!"

"what, you dont like pizza?"

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Hehe, another award winning OFP 'off topic'. Those drill seargent pick ups were funny. Want to know why they call me a drill sergeant? *ouch!*. You would have to be either 1.sad or 2. desperate to use these. A 12 year old friend of mine came up with probably the most sad one. "Want to lose your virginity?" What sane women/girl would even bother answering that?

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Well I know that the topic is called worst pickup lines, but I reckon some of them might actually be very effective!

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To tell the truth, pick up lines are indeed for farmers with limited rethorical capabilities. If I would imagine myself thinking about a pick up line before I tackle a girl in a club, I would commit Harakiri. That is so cheap!

On the other hand there are so many damm cheap girls out there and I get the impression they get more and more, so I am happy if Mr. Farmer (or a turk who describes himself as a latin lover = learn geography will ya tounge.gif ) and the girl who works at the counter of a solarium have found a way to communicate with each other.

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"You like chocolate? I've got half a bar in my pocket if you're interested..."

"You like jewellery? Well wrap your lips around this one, it's a gem!"

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wow.gif5--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ July 28 2002,19wow.gif5)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Bible says to refrain form sexual imortality.<span id='postcolor'>

i don't understand what you said but i like the concept of "sexual immortality"  biggrin.gif

i think you meant "immorality" smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ July 28 2002,19:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ July 28 2002,19wow.gif)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Bible says to refrain form sexual imortality.<span id='postcolor'>

i don't understand what you said but i like the concept of "sexual immortality"  <!--emo&biggrin.gif

i think you meant "immorality" smile.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I like the sound of sexual immortality!

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LOL! I am going to go bury my head in the sand. Thanks for correcting me now I shalkl go edit post! LOL! biggrin.gif

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wow! you are the T3 connection!

on the other note, premarital relationship was also a big no-no in non-christian cultures too.

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"Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires."

"The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spead the word."

"For a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much."

Guy: *gestures woman to come toward him with his finger*

"If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with my whole body."

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

"Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend."

"Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight."

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

"So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?"

"Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What's a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?"

"Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth."

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ July 29 2002,04:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth."<span id='postcolor'>

biggrin.gif Clasic...that one is going straight into my repertoir! tounge.gif

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"Hey, don t i know you ? Wasn t your name fred before the operation ?"

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"I bet you 2 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them!"

Vigorously grab a hold of the womans breasts and shake.

"OK, here's your 2 bucks..."

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