100 things we have learned from counter-strike

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100. You never have to cock the AK47 when you reload it. It doesn't need to be.

99. The Desert Eagle .50 is the best gun in the whole world. You can snipe with it, and you can jump around and shoot it with shot groups of 1' everywhere you shoot.

98. Only use the scope on the AWP and Scout for EXTREME long engagements (ie, 10 meters)

97. When bursting into a room, make sure if you have an MP5 to aim for the head, because it will take at least 10 shots to the chest to immobilize a person.

96. Jump around like a rabbit at all times, especially when you are shooting, you are still very accurate and you never get hit.

95. Should you be hit and die, your last words should be "...*groan*...BULLSHIT..."

94. Even though they are completely different bullets, 7.62x39 can be used in exchange for 7.62x51. They are exactly the same.

93. Despite being on an internationally known and funded counter terrorist team, you must buy which weapons you want with your OWN money.

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92. If only all Counter-Terrorist organizations made effective use of aimbots and wallhacks, the world would be a better place.

91. Tactical Machine Pistols are better suited for killing rats than Terrorists, as it takes an entire clip to the chest to kill a guy with it.

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90 camping is fun , even in a building

89 the smg's were originally meant to kill insects

88 the hostage is the guy who bumps into walls and doors

87 the hostages are good shields for counter-terrorrists

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86)  you learn all sorts of wonderful termz like '1 r0x0rz, u sUx0rz'

85)  You learn that your mother is capable of high speed travel around the world, if comments by the wonderful members of the opposite team are to be believed.

84)  Getting shot in the foot by AWP means death, even if it just grazes a  toe

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83. The best snipers never crouch

82. All conflicts take place in small enclosed spaces, where there is only about a football fields worth of space to move around in

81. Humans cant actually go prone, although they continue to make weapons with bipods that are obviously meant to be used while lying down. Silly humans

80. All Counter Terrorists and Terrorists carry cans of spray paint with them, so that when they make a kill they can spray a picture of a disgusting pornographic scene on the ground under the corpse. Sometimes this is done at the spawn as well, just for fun.

79. Running as fast as you can while bunny hopping and going full auto with your Para machine gun is considered a textbook defensive maneuver.

78. Terrorists always manage to find the lamest places to set explosives off at: behind crates, in closets, etc

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77. Team killing is an olympic sport.

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75) In CS, a llama doesnt have fur that makes nice wool

74) The only fun map is a on a map that has been played so many times that you can be asleep, and still rush the choke points perfectly every time *cough*de_dust*cough*

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73 1337 writing R0x0rz

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72 m3H 0wn20r2 @ C4mPin9

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72) On public servers, trying to get your 'team mates' to actually play as a group is on an order of difficulty to that of launching a manned space mission to land on the sun

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71 a sniper is usually somebody that uses is rifle as an entry weapon

70 Vip's carry desert eagles and body armor

69 every hostage in the world has a gay voice

68 headshots are always eaiser with an aimbot

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67) No ladder? Hostages make great anti gravity devices for getting to places you arent meant to go!

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68 You are considered a master if you go around killing people with only a knife

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65. Everyone involved in CT/T operations are 13 years old and act like they are about 5.

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64. Operation flashpoint suckz since you can't run and shoot.

63. Can't wait until Americas Army is released!

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64 a fully equiped m4 with ammo costs only 1000 us$

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60. Lag is a law of physics used for making Anti-Armor rounds and some small explosives ineffective on human flesh.

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59. Its ok to kill the hostages!!! Infact, lets go kill some now!!!

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58. Rules of engagement. Never heard of em. Wait, dont tell me... it was a movie, right?

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heh i guess some of havent played cs in ages due to making errors on some of the half year old changes

58. the most important ruls is, skill means nothing low ping cheatlike config and being an ass is everything

57.if u want to make a realy good game then put a handful of weapons in ur game then make only 3 or 4 any use and make the others shit and overpriced.

56. in CS an ak47 or m4 outperfomrs most sniper guns at sniping.

55. all ct v t fights actually happen in complelely bizarre locations apart from the odd airport or so

54. recoil defies the laws of physics

53. headdshopts defy the laws of physics

53. cts and ts dont aim like normal ppl,think robocop

52. grenades only tickle

51. the awp has supernatural abilities, its bullets can bend 45 degrees through mid air if it detects ur not using the scope.

50. another hardcoded rule of cs is that if ur running one way and ur teammate is coming the other,then u automaticly run into each other and spend the next minute trying to get past each other.

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48. Muder, friendly fire, and honorable killing are all the same thing.

47. 7.62x51 mm, 7.62x39 mm, 9mm, .45, .50 AE, and 55.6mm are all the same thing.

46. CS, Quake, Half-Life, Duke Nukem, and MOH: AA are all the same thing.

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45. In real life, instead of killing the hostages when an attempt to rescue them is done, terrorists magicly lose money for this.

44. In real life, CTs and Ts start off on opposite sides of the map, and then run at each other and shoot. Eventually there is one or two people left on both sides. the CTs search around for three or four minutes until a T in a dark shadowy corner kills one. The rest of the CTs insult him, cally him "wussy camper" amoung other things. Eventually the magical timer from god runs out and the terrorists win for some reason. If only it was that easy in real life.

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43. Bullets never go in the direction that the barrel is pointing.

*cough*you cant jump around like idiots anymore*cough*

42. You die instantly if you are shot in the finger with an AWP

41. 9mm bullets can penetrate kevlar. (even tho kevlar can stop those)