Major Fubar 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Only what I was born with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 B U M P Let's see some portraits people, don't be shy. No matter how ugly you think you are, there are always people who are uglier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Espectro (DayZ) 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 14 2002,04:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Okay, here's a photo of me and my date - Anna Kournikova on my high school prom (my ex would kill me for this, but who cares). Here's another photo of me (bad one). Â Oh yah, I had a few drinks. <span id='postcolor'> Playing with Photoshop again ay advocat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Do I feel a fat chick coming on ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Is it just me, or does Advocatexxx look like some kind of magician? I expect to see him sawing Claudia Scheaffer in half! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio 0 Posted June 16, 2002 No way is that advocatexxx, and even if it was, he looks like and overgrown punani sawer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 16, 2002 Come on scorpio. That's not very nice! Let's keep it without personal insults. Where is your picture btw? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 16 2002,13:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Where is your picture btw? <span id='postcolor'> Yeah, show us the money... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Most wanted list: Wobble theAvonlady RalphWiggum Aculaud FallenPaladin AlbertSwcheizer LordZach AaronKane Hasharajima Someone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Here's an update for Gimbal: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ June 16 2002,23:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here's an update for Gimbal: <span id='postcolor'> muahhaha I'm the bear right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Well, you're the Horny Pooh aren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpaceAlex 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Advocate, you must have some serious problems with your neck or photoshop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SpaceAlex @ June 16 2002,18:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Advocate, you must have some serious problems with your neck or photoshop. Â <span id='postcolor'> Mmmmm. not sure what you mean. I'm 6 foot 1 inch (185cm), and my date was sort of short. I was leaning my head toward hers if that's what you mean. The only thing I did in Photoshop is put Anna Kournikova's face over my date's, that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 17, 2002 HOLY F*CK! I leave this forum on an excercise for 2 days, I come back, and Denoir is a g*ddamned mod? Placebo, what were you thinking? I can't imagine what is going to happen when I leave for two months. So Denoir, how many times did you have to sleep with Placebo to get your status? Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 17 2002,05:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">HOLY F*CK! I leave this forum on an excercise for 2 days, I come back, and Denoir is a g*ddamned mod? Placebo, what were you thinking? Â I can't imagine what is going to happen when I leave for two months. So Denoir, how many times did you have to sleep with Placebo to get your status? Â Tyler<span id='postcolor'> pretty much everything from simple hand stroke and liplocking to a term in Oval office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ June 17 2002,05:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 17 2002,05:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">HOLY F*CK! I leave this forum on an excercise for 2 days, I come back, and Denoir is a g*ddamned mod? Placebo, what were you thinking? Â I can't imagine what is going to happen when I leave for two months. So Denoir, how many times did you have to sleep with Placebo to get your status? Â Tyler<span id='postcolor'> pretty much everything from simple hand stroke and liplocking to a term in Oval office. Â Â Â Â Â <span id='postcolor'> I feel a sudden urge to change member titles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 17 2002,05:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So Denoir, how many times did you have to sleep with Placebo to get your status? Â <span id='postcolor'> I promised to deliver at least one young virgin every week. On a completely unrelated issue: Listen Tyler, there is something that I wanted to show you. Meet me next full moon at the graveyard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 17, 2002 Ralph Wiggum you're funny.. You seem kind of intelligent for a paste-eater. Whenever I read your posts I think they'll be some dumb senseless but funny quotes. I don't know why. Maybe I watch the Simpsons too much. I have been since I was 14. Hell I even taped their episodes in case they took them off the air. Nowadays I catch them twice a day (on the Fox network) at 180 and 190 EST. I try to at least. Many times I'm held up with something else. The reason why denoir became a mod is that when Placebo saw him wandering around woods with a handgun in one of his photo album threads he figured this kid might be less threatening sitting behind a desk in front of a monitor. Placebo's hoes were seen around those woods running scared the day before . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 17, 2002 Hahahha.. I typed in </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">18:00<span id='postcolor'> and they came out as s. That's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 16 2002,23:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ June 16 2002,23:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here's an update for Gimbal: <span id='postcolor'> muahhaha I'm the bear right?<span id='postcolor'> Dammit Gimbal, if you keep changing your member title I can't make fun of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 17 2002,08:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ralph Wiggum you're funny.. You seem kind of intelligent for a paste-eater. Â Whenever I read your posts I think they'll be some dumb senseless but funny quotes. Â I don't know why. Â Maybe I watch the Simpsons too much. Â I have been since I was 14. Â Hell I even taped their episodes in case they took them off the air. Â Nowadays I catch them twice a day (on the Fox network) at 180 and 190 EST. Â I try to at least. Â Many times I'm held up with something else.<span id='postcolor'> me interesting? that's unpossible.... probably the joke I posted up there could be my best one so far....it's offensive, but it worked....... anyway, to the topic of the Simpsons, Matt Groening, the creator did say that they are running out of materials. so i'm guessing the Simpsons will go off the air within next 5 years unless they get better writers. i also heard that upon closing the series, they might make a movie for closing. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Telephone: Please speak name of your stock to get the price. Homer: Animatornics Telephone: Animatronics; up 1/2 dollars(?) Homer: yahoo! Telephone: Yahoo; up 12 dollars(?). Homer: What kind of crap is that? Telephone: Fox Networks; doen 20 dollars. <span id='postcolor'> *and the term, "a term in Oval Office" was taken and changed a little bit from a recent Simpsons episode where Homer and Ned's old Las Vegas wife comeback to haunt them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 17, 2002 Haha I remember that episode. It's funny they always have the "life savings" despite the number of times they completely blew them. I love the episode when they get $15,000 dollars because a thief stole their christmas tree and gifts, so the Simpsons go to buy a new car. Homer approaches this sedan and asks the salesman "Is this car $15,000 dollars ?" and the salesman knees over the price of $12,000 or so and smudges it off and replies "Yeaaaaa it is now". Then those bullet speed holes. Haha. priceless. When those mobsters talk "Maybe we should have gotten more than just 3 bullets". Lol. But yea, their latest episodes have been sort of getting weaker. What do you expect, they've been on the air for so long. They pretty much touched every area of life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmy 0 Posted June 17, 2002 i hope the simpons dont die a slow painfull death, i hope it never ends, but if it does it should be quick, and painless. Not with a bunch of bad written ones to end it off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
