Iran is worried that the United States has the capacity for nuclear war

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/iran-worried-us-might-be-building-8500th-nuclear-w,27325/

Iran is extremely worried that a dangerous extreme regime might be building their 8500th nuclear weapon. The biggest worry is that the United States (the nation in question) could easily reach Iran with a nuclear weapon. More importantly, the United States has an extensive history of going to war, rapidly, without any direct provocation.

:yay:

[PELHAM 10]

How international nuclear regulation works - the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Non-Proliferation_Treaty

Five states are recognized by the Non-Proliferation Treaty as nuclear weapon states (NWS): China (signed 1992), France (1992), the Soviet Union (1968; obligations and rights now assumed by the Russian Federation), the United Kingdom (1968), and the United States (1968)

Edited March 6, 2012 by PELHAM

[tacticalnuggets 24]

How international nuclear regulation works - the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Non-Proliferation_Treaty

Five states are recognized by the Non-Proliferation Treaty as nuclear weapon states (NWS): China (signed 1992), France (1992), the Soviet Union (1968; obligations and rights now assumed by the Russian Federation), the United Kingdom (1968), and the United States (1968)

You understand the onion is a joke news site right?

[PELHAM 10]

You understand the onion is a joke news site right?

Yes I am familiar with the Onion and have enjoyed it's humour for many years.

I like this one:

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/

and this:

Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?

http://www.theonion.com/video/in-the-know-are-tests-biased-against-students-who,17966/

Edited March 6, 2012 by PELHAM

[Flash Thunder 10]

In other news Sony releases new piece of fucking shit that nobody can figure out.

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In other news Sony releases new piece of fucking shit that nobody can figure out.

Now this is good.

I like these humour sites because its the only place real points of view can be aired masked in parody, its a good outlet.

Pelham looks like you were rick rolled, with your Wiki URL still hot in the clipboard :)

[PELHAM 10]

Now this is good.

I like these humour sites because its the only place real points of view can be aired masked in parody, its a good outlet.

Pelham looks like you were rick rolled, with your Wiki URL still hot in the clipboard :)

Nah I wanted to get it in case you didn't get it and Iran thread #2 was started lol. I have watched the Onion items for years - it's not as good as it used to be.

[Undeceived 392]

OT: Nice one. :D

Western fears from an eastern perspective. :)

[Tonci87 163]

LOL good one Onion!