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It seems that they found a collection of porn belonging to Abraham Lincoln while renovating the White House:

Abe Lincoln's Private Porn Collection Found

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A treasure trove of 19th century pornography found during renovations at the White House belonged to our revered 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, stunned historians report.

"Don't let the dignified beard and stove-pipe hat fool you -- the only thing Honest Abe wanted to emancipate was women from their clothing," joked historian John Castelli, who headed up a team of 11 Lincoln experts charg-ed with authenticating the racy find.

"Kidding aside, this discovery quite clearly has a serious side, too.

"The photographs strongly suggest that Lincoln, a champion of human rights, viewed women as second-class citizens and mere sex objects."

 

Uncovered in a hidden recess behind the east wall of the Lincoln bedroom were three hand-bound albums containing what one Washington pundit called "four score and seven" pictures of naked or scantily clad women.

A photo of Lincoln's wife, Mary Todd Lincoln, graced one centerfold, her private parts barely covered by a dainty silk handkerchief.

"The fact that Lincoln collected sexy photographs isn't all that shocking when you consider that many accomplished men of his day were sexually repressed," said Castelli.

"Like anyone else, they searched for a 'release.'"

Interestingly, the Lincoln collection is said to include a crude-but-working "flip-book precursor" to modern X-rated movies.

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LOL

thats classic biggrin.gif

"release"

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"The photographs strongly suggest that Lincoln, a champion of human rights, viewed women as second-class citizens and mere sex objects."<span id='postcolor'>

Who wrote that comment?

He liked sex, and women.....Oh the humanity!!

Sheesh!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A treasure trove of 19th century pornography found during renovations at the White House belonged to our revered 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, stunned historians report.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 03 2002,14:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"The fact that Lincoln collected sexy photographs isn't all that shocking when you consider that many accomplished men of his day were sexually repressed," said Castelli.

"Like anyone else, they searched for a 'release.'"<span id='postcolor'>

............................*cough*.........................LMAO!!!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A treasure trove of 19th century pornography found during renovations at the White House belonged to our revered 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, stunned historians report.

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D'oh!

I didn't even see that...

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in China about that time it was popular for chinese diplomats and higher ups to have slave/prostitute boys to have sex with.,.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ June 03 2002,15:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">in China about that time it was popular for chinese diplomats and higher ups to have slave/prostitute boys to have sex with.,.<span id='postcolor'>

please tell me they were at least allowed a choice of female slaves.

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yes, but young boys were more popular. Watch "The History of Sex" on the history channel, learn all kinds of odd things.

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yeah, what it says is he had pictures of women who were naked, including one of his wife. So basically he had the 19th century version of Playboy. Somehow I fail to see why that makes him view women as nothing more than sex toys

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ June 04 2002,00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So basically he had the 19th century version of Playboy.<span id='postcolor'>

Hmmmm I wonder if this is what they mean by Lincoln's gold.

You know the whole story about how he hid gold somewhere in the property of the white house.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ June 04 2002,00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah, what it says is he had pictures of women [... ] including one of his wife. So basically he had the 19th century version of Playboy.<span id='postcolor'>

Was your wife in Playboy? smile.gif

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lol, guess not. But did Lincoln have in-depth articles on men's lifestyle? I think not tounge.gif

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