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lol

all this thread is a big "lol"

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I kind of like the guy. His latest grizzlies vs military hardware threads were hilarious. The best thing is that he is 100% serious about his questions.

Another amusing thing is how people get upset over his posts smile.gif

Anyway, my guess is that as sombody said earlier, that he belongs to the eh.. youngest population of the OFP community smile.gif

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LOL, Ok how to become GAY? IF i am gay now and can go to russia and marry a gay Hind pilot and thus I can have a hind! YAY~!!! How to become gay? sad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hasharajima @ May 16 2002,22:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL, Ok how to become GAY? IF i am gay now and can go to russia and marry a gay Hind pilot and thus I can have a hind! YAY~!!! How to become gay? sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Go and visit the Happy Website.. Study and learn tounge.gif

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o quite picking on him fellas, hash you wont get to fly a hind but there is other russian choppers you could learn how to fly, like the KA-62 Kasatka, its not a combat chopper but its pretty cool looking

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hasharajima @ May 16 2002,22:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL, Ok how to become GAY? IF i am gay now and can go to russia and marry a gay Hind pilot and thus I can have a hind! YAY~!!! How to become gay? sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

ROFLMFAO biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

I dont know what to say, could never match your sense of humour, mr wannabe gay biggrin.gif

(ps you surely are gonna be flamed for that, thinking bout the homophobic vibrations around here smile.gif , and your chanses of finding a openly gay Russian is quite small too I recon, since they are not very popular in Russia..)

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i dont think they tolerate gays in the russian military

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ May 16 2002,23:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i dont think they tolerate gays in the russian military<span id='postcolor'>

Actually they do. Since 1993 there is a gay unit within the Federal Border Guards. They also have a unit within the Army, but I've forgotten what its name is and where it is stationed... but there is one.

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But I doubt that gay russian pilots are allowed to take their lovers for a ride in a Hind biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 16 2002,23:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ May 16 2002,23:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i dont think they tolerate gays in the russian military<span id='postcolor'>

Actually they do. Since 1993 there is a gay unit within the Federal Border Guards. They also have a unit within the Army, but I've forgotten what its name is and where it is stationed... but there is one.<span id='postcolor'>

They have little guns in their handbags ?

This post is just hilarious biggrin.gif

Have ... to .... stand .... up and ..... get .... back .... on ... chair tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 16 2002,23:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ May 16 2002,23:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i dont think they tolerate gays in the russian military<span id='postcolor'>

Actually they do. Since 1993 there is a gay unit within the Federal Border Guards. They also have a unit within the Army, but I've forgotten what its name is and where it is stationed... but there is one.<span id='postcolor'>

Ill spare Hasharajima the effort to ask: Do they have Hinds in the Army? biggrin.gif (quite stupid question probably (and therefore olny the more justified here), since the attack choppers probably dwell in the Army of all nations)

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Christ this thread is so friggin funny!!

Im glad there is still some wide eyed innocence in the world... too bad its the stupid type tounge.gif

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Seriously - if you want at least once in life to pilot hind so attend most of Air Shows you can (in your country and abroad). You can make there some friends (you must have interests in every branch of aircrafts). Enter some local air club and you can attend most air shows with them. I you will be very lucky you will be allowed to pilot your foreign friend's hind for a short time. smile.gif It's not matter of months but years.

You can also become military helicopter pilot and when you will be on official busines in some NATO country, you can pilot hind maybe (you'll need a high rank for this). Czech Republic, Slovak Republic (not member yet), Hungary, Poland - they all have hinds as their battle helicopters now and will have them as long as possible. smile.gif

So there is some chance you will pilot hind at least once in your life. smile.gif

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Hash's entusiasm is impressive  smile.gif

Maybe too much hash... biggrin.gif

And Pukko... Got a tasty Pukko today?  wink.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (NEO [PZ] @ May 17 2002,01:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And Pukko... Got a tasty Pukko today?  wink.gif<span id='postcolor'>

It's spelled Pucko biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 17 2002,03:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This thread is too much.  tounge.gif  tounge.gif  tounge.gif

Becoming gay just to get a helicopter? No thanks.<span id='postcolor'>

Well, I guess it is as good as any other reason to become gay tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 17 2002,03:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wow.gif0--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 17 2002,03wow.gif0)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This thread is too much.  tounge.gif  tounge.gif  tounge.gif

Becoming gay just to get a helicopter? No thanks.<span id='postcolor'>

Well, I guess it is as good as any other reason to become gay tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

LOL I can see it now:

*Russian accent with a lisp*

"To fly Hind, you must pass Joystick challenge!"

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 17 2002,02:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (NEO [PZ] @ May 17 2002,01wow.gif)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And Pukko... Got a tasty Pukko today?  <!--emo&wink.gif<span id='postcolor'>

It's spelled Pucko biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Ok, I'm off to explain my username - Ditt jävla pucko!! smile.gif

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LOL @ this thread!!!!

You just crack me up Hasha!!! biggrin.gif Are U for real?!?

Cant someone collect all of Hasha´s post and put them on a website....like "The worlds most famous Hasha posts"-site. I think I´ve read the most of them, but this one is one of the greatest ever! smile.gif

Pucko är gott!!!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hasharajima @ May 15 2002,06:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How much does it cost to learn how to fly a heli in the states?<span id='postcolor'>

I ain't a certified pilot of any real helo....

Forget the dials you have memorized... theyt are at no use you only need altimeter, Airspeed, Rotor RPM readouts and the attitude for now... then if you want an as real as it gets flight you have to go for flight simulator from Microsoft and download realistic physics and such of Hind sure a lot cheaper then to take lessons... Then fly for fun.

If you need any help from a pro sim pilot contact me by mail...

And i'll try to help you out. Mark this I CANNOT HELP YOU FLY THE REAL THING!!!!!!

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