The story.

[IceFire 0]

YES, that's what I said!

Nordin was the only one who made any interesing story plots.

I really like the one that introduced the alien baby. That whole post was killer! Real suspenceful with a twist of outlandish sci fi.

Too bad it got turned to mush.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

hey, I tried to introduce a love interest, but noooo, he had to go and get shot within 3 posts lol

[second_draw 0]

....frank woke up from the bad bad nightmare. Beavers, pixies, something-something-lords and he didn't get to &$$ with his imangination either. Frank looked over into the corner and saw a shopping bag with some remanents of of some of white powder. Frank now realised why his friends made him eat that white cake. It was LSD!!!!! Noticing the calender and peering out the window to compare it with the neighbours........ frank had been a raving looney psychotic for 15 YEARS!!!!!!! Frank walked to the kitchen to go fridge only to find out the fridge........

[balkan 0]

Was stolen by 2 thieves, dumped a street further away and plundered from all food inside.

As the 2 thieves had stopped in an alley to rest a bit after carrying such a big load and eating all that food they suddenly saw someone standing with them in the same alley.

They couldn't make out who or *what* he was because it was such a dark alley.........

Then the man stepped out of the shadow and said:.....

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

"Astada vista...BABY".

[IceFire 0]

It's "Astalavista baby". Not what you just said.

[DarkLight 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (IceFire @ May 14 2002,12:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's "Astalavista baby".  Not what you just said.<span id='postcolor'>

Um, isn't it "hastalavista baby"?

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

Im kinda having that tough guy voice.You know, how they say i.e. :da whad bod?Or uhh what boss? Back to topic now.

[balkan 0]

Back To topic:

And they after he said that , he did a force grab on the thieves throat. It was..........DARTH VADER !

But what was Darth Vader doing on earth and isn't he supposed to be a fictional character ? That's what the entire world thought, but in fact the popular Star Wars was based on a real scenario ! So after Darth Vader crushed the two thieves for his own pleasure , he...........

[Aculaud 0]

....Pulled off his mask to reveal..........Osama Lin Baden!!

[IceFire 0]

Meanwhile nearby, an angry mob of lunatics had just escaped from an insane asylum, and were in a violent, and blood thirsty mood...

[FallenPaladin 0]

...because they were back in office and had to work again. Eight and a half hours a day... Fiction and reality began to melt together. "OH NO!!! Mulder has been captured by aliens!!!!"

[Guest]

"We will have to organize a rescue attempt to get Mulder back", General Peckem decided. I'll send my man to check it out.

Colonel Cargill, General Peckem's troubleshooter, was a forceful, ruddy man. Before the war he had been an alert, hard-hitting, aggressive marketing executive. He was a very bad marketing executive. Colonel Cargill was so awful a marketing executive that his services were much sought after by firms eager to establish losses for tax purposes. Throughout the civilized world, from Battery Park to Fulton Street, he was known as a dependable man for a fast tax write-off. His prices were high, for failure often did not come easily. He had to start at the top and work his way down, and with sympathetic friends in Washington, losing money was no simple matter. It took months of hard workd and careful misplanning.

A person misplaced, disorganized, miscalculated, overlooked everything and opened every loop-hole, and just when he though he had it made, the government gave him a lake or a forest or an oilfield and spoiled everthing.

Even with such handicaps, Colonel Cargill could be relied on to run the most prosperous enterprise into the ground. He was self-made man who owned his lack of successt to nobody.

[E6Hotel 0]

Peckem had total faith in Cargil’s incompetence but realized help would be needed for such a dangerous mission.  On the advice of his colleague General Scheisskoph, Peckem also obtained the services of two covert operatives.  The first was a shadowy assassin; a master of disguise and edged weapons known only by the code name “Nately’s whore.† The other was a forger skilled at creating documents and impersonating officials.  No one had ever seen his real face.  His aliases included “Washington Irving†and sometimes “Irving Washington†when he was bored.

[Guest]

Of course, there was a catch; there always is a catch. And there was Catch 22:

The operatives that were to rescue Mulder had to be sane and dependable because of the importance of the mission. The mission was however so dangerous that only a insane person would take it. Because of the obvious breech of protocol, General Pecem could not let the two voulenteers accept the mission, since they were obviously insane by voulenteering for the mission. On the other hand since it was such a dangerous mission he couldn't order people to execute it but had to find voulenteers.

Mulder spent the rest of his days discovering new ways of alien anal probing...

[FallenPaladin 0]

...which he got used to after some time and finally even began to like...

[second_draw 0]

Many years after scully left the agency and finished all the work in those pr0n movies. Scully knew how much all that anal probing was taking its toll. Scully was on a mission to save mulder. but first she....

[FallenPaladin 0]

... went shopping with her gold card. In a fashion shop she saw a nice coat made out of beaver. It was soooo nice and so she purchased it for 4.300$. What she didn`t know was that the beaver coat was made from one of the last beaver shamans. And it was terribly cursed. And when she left the fashion shop...

[ChickenHawk 0]

She walked out into the cold damp street, she put her hands into the coat pockets and they touched something. Scully fumbled with the object and then brought it out into the streetlight. It was a CD with a 02 badly scrawled onto it. 'What could this be?' Thought Scully as she headed back to her car.

The Robin Reliant was a little out of date, but she didn't care, she knew she was hot stuff as she drove out of the car park. The windows were down, her hair blew wildly as the pink furry dice danced their dance from the rear view mirror and the dog in the back nodded in a wild frenzy.

The 3 wheeler arrived outside her lab at 10pm. She spent 2 hours trying to park the car in the wide empty car park, it was times like this she hated being a woman driver.

The lab was deserted, she walked slowly over to the super-computer, opened the CD drive and inserted the CD.

Almost immediately a strange eastern chanting filled the room, it almost sounded like the Communist National Anthem. There were also a number of voices that she couldn't quite make out. Then the screen changed and Scully realised what she had found. It was Project Oxygen, the most powerful program in all of OFP. With this she had endless possibilities, she could rule the world by creating new vehicles and aircraft to play in OFP.

She looked dazedly up at the steamed up window behind the computer desk, her mind busy painting pictures of her endless possible creations.

That was when she saw it, there was a face at the window, she couldn't quite make out what it was. It was dark outside, but she could see its eyes, it was looking right at her.

[Aculaud 0]

It was casey the huey-borg! "I knew some idiot would stumble upon my little coat trap!" he declared proudly. Scully whipped around and...

[second_draw 0]

pulled out her.... pink..rubber...dillllbert doll? What

! oh no, scully had left her rubber knife in the car instead she had a squishy, lovable, plush, cute, ...

[Aculaud 0]

...mutant-casey-beaver vodoo doll Mulder had given her as a precaution before he had been abducted. "Well, this is great" She thought "At least i wont get recycled a bunch of times as beaver food, but it doesnt do more than shit about that cyberneticly enhanced UH-1 gunship thats after me..."

Just then...

[FallenPaladin 0]

...a llama exploded right next to scully and she was covered by pieces of fur. The UH-1-borg had a llama-launcher attached... a more terrible weapon than the banana bomb!! Specially designed to destroy ground targets. In WW2 fighter planes that used llamas were known as „Spit-fires“.

Scully dived into cover matrixlike, thinking „All that, because I know who killed Kennedy...“ and unholstering her laser-lipstick...

[Aculaud 0]

.....She aimed and fired. The round of lipstick floated toward the target in matrix-like bullet time, leaving sunrise pink spirals. Then it hit casey and splat! it splattered all over his integrated thermal enhancer. He spun out of control and went into a building with a loud *SMASH, KABOOM!*. Casey was done for!

[nordin dk 0]

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