Wobble 1 Posted April 12, 2002 EDIT: title should say FUN.. not GUN.. Ok i still havent slept.. but here is how it works: you have to come up with the first half of the sentence that precludes the title of this post (and I slammed his balls in the screen door.) Like.. "the mailman maced my dog and I slammed his balls in the screen door" yes.. very very strange indeed... hmm.. time for bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmy 0 Posted April 12, 2002 some guy took off his pants, and i slamed his balls in the screen door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tovarish 0 Posted April 12, 2002 ..I asked some guy to take off his pants so I could slam the door against his balls,as I had found that I could calculate the potential energy (PE) that would transferred to his balls by the kinetic energy of the door (KE), by finding the spring constant "K" of his balls as they compressed, by plotting a graph of the weight of the door affecting his balls vs. their rate of compression, and measuring the velocity at which his balls flew back such as PE=1/2(Kv^2), and KE=1/2(mv^2), where PE=KE before the door hit his balls... Guess who's staying up all night writting up a physics lab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmy 0 Posted April 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ April 12 2002,05:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">..I asked some guy to take off his pants so I could slam the door against his balls,as I had found that I could calculate the potential energy (PE) that would transferred to his balls by the kinetic energy of the door (KE), by finding the spring constant "K" of his balls as they compressed, by plotting a graph of the weight of the door affecting his balls vs. their rate of compression, and measuring the velocity at which his balls flew back such as PE=1/2(Kv^2), and KE=1/2(mv^2), where PE=KE before the door hit his balls... Guess who's staying up all night writting up a physics lab <span id='postcolor'> umm.....wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted April 12, 2002 a guy said i look like wobble, so i slammed his balls in the screen door (j/k) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted April 12, 2002 The guy who had his balls slammed into a screen door became later a tv attraction, because his balls were swollen up to the size of european footballs. His appearance in the David Letterman-Show is legendary! David Letterman: "Today we have something very HUGE which will SLAMM you excited to the door, hehehehe!" Followed by closeup of an XXXXXXXL-size jeans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted April 12, 2002 A salesman came to my house while I was cleaning my guns (while simultaneously playing OFP), I was so pissed that I started throwing bullets at him (couldn't shoot him because guns were taken apart) and I slammed his balls in the screen door. This one's for you Wobble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
second_draw 0 Posted April 12, 2002 A guy was trying to %@ the door frame .... and i slammed his balls in the screen door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hilandor 1 Posted April 12, 2002 wobble wouldnt go to sleep and stop these silly messages and i slammed his balls in the screen door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted April 12, 2002 he was blocking my view, so i slammed his balls in the screen door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted April 12, 2002 The "door-to-door testicle salesman" was trying to poke his wares through the mailslot at the front of my house, so i slammed his balls in the screen door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
second_draw 0 Posted April 12, 2002 A child was playing marbles in the doorway ... and i slammed his balls in the screen door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted April 12, 2002 I caught a neighborhood tomcat in my doorway backed up spraying his scent onto my house..and i slammed his balls in the screen door (One for all the cat-lovers out there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted April 12, 2002 I waited 20 minutes for my BigMac at McDonalds, then I asked for the manager...and i slammed his balls in the screen door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the nothing 0 Posted April 12, 2002 When I was on my way home, a guy who was walking next to me farted as we waited at a stoplight... so I led him to an empty house... and slammed his balls in the screen door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted April 12, 2002 somone told me the "freedom ship" was already being built and that it existed, and I slammed his balls in the screen door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted April 12, 2002 "and I closed of blow its balls in the door of screen" --- Bablefish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites