If the people of this forum where to all meet.

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

If the members of this forum where all to meet I thin events would go like this.

When I came and announced I was the DUke_of_Ray Placebo and his gang of mods would kick me out and then shoot me and then disspose of my body. After this the rest of the community would all get togather and play massive mounts of OFP multiplayer. People would get so crazy that they would think they where members of Resistance forces and try to find the Island of Nagova to fight on, but would die when they got lost playing OFP. The members would decide to make their own OFP beer out of "things of the earth" and get so drunk that they decide to invade the actual Islands that OFP was based on. Thats just my thoughts what are yours.

P.S. Can I be a moderator?

[Paratrooper 0]

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[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ July 31 2002,02:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">When I came and announced I was the DUke_of_Ray Placebo and his gang of mods would kick me out and then shoot me and then disspose of my body.  <span id='postcolor'>

Damn. How did he know? Another fine plan wasted!

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Of course you can! Just meet us other moderators in that abandoned mine. Oh, and don't tell anybody where you are going because...um,..um..because it can be our little secret

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

Ok I will meet yall there at 3 p.m.

[Aculaud 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ July 30 2002,17:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If the members of this forum where all to meet I thin events would go like this.

When I came and announced I was the DUke_of_Ray Placebo and his gang of mods would kick me out and then shoot me and then disspose of my body.  After this the rest of the community would all get togather and play massive mounts of OFP multiplayer. People would get so crazy that they would think they where members of Resistance forces and try to  find the Island of Nagova to fight on, but would die when they got lost playing OFP.  The members would decide to make their own OFP beer out of "things of the earth" and get so drunk that they decide to invade the actual Islands that OFP was based on. Thats just my thoughts what are yours.<span id='postcolor'>

....................................... I was just thinking we could go grab a cup of coffee or something.

[Paratrooper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ July 31 2002,02:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> ....................................... I was just thinking we could go grab a cup of coffee or something.<span id='postcolor'>

I'd rather just drink one.

[Major Fubar 0]

Two words: Royal Rumble!

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

Whihc one is you Major?

[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ July 31 2002,02:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> ....................................... I was just thinking we could go grab a cup of coffee or something.<span id='postcolor'>

.....and throw Duke of a bridge! /to myself: quiet you fool or you'll ruin my masterplan!

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

Now I am strating to worry....POLICE!

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

Denior and his troops will invade my house.

[Frisbee 0]

We'd meet in a desert boot camp where Ussoldier,scout,noone and all other rl soldiers drill us in the ways of war.

After that bootcamp we'd form an elite team of soldiers and conquer the world,banning counterstrike and generally most games that aren't ofp.

Or maybe we'd just all go have a few beers (too many) together,who knows!

[Harnu 0]

I'd walk in... and no one would realize me. I'd try to talk.. but no one would realize I'm there. Everyone would just sort of ignore me like here at the forums... My life sucks...

[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ July 31 2002,03:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'd walk in... and no one would realize me.  I'd try to talk.. but no one would realize I'm there.  Everyone would just sort of ignore me like here at the forums...   My life sucks...  <span id='postcolor'>

We would throw you of the bridge together with Duke /my brain to me: stfu! you are spoiling all the good plans

[ralphwiggum 6]

for me, plain and simple.

look for denoir, and kill him with my fat belly or bad breathe before he can grab is P99

during meeting, when things go crazy, Avon would yell, and we all freeze in horror, while placebo is drooling and looking for a chance to get intimate with Kamila.(a.k.a. Angelina). But nonetheless, R. Gerschwarnige would be center of attention wit his lil' earl look.

on one side of the room Aculaud is surrounded by Harnu and USSoldier11B who are both holding T-Bone steaks and a M21 replica.

while that happens Albert Schweizer, jawk, ran, longinius, oligo. paratrooper, Tex, MDRZulu, Warin talk about world politics, while I run around making wierd comments. almost all attendees will be caught surprise by where placebo places his half-filled cup and trip/spill it. ofcourse, that was nothing compared to how Hilandor drove his car to the meeting place.

Kegetys would be sitting in front of a computer devising a new model, with Scorpio and some other mod-makers.

amongst the fun is the dev team of BIS, who are treated as god/godess by all members and is served by each one of them with all the luxury. to entertain them, Jester would do his best, Major Fubar fubaring them.

Mister Frag and USSoldier11b, denoir would be taling about which rifle is the most useful, while Espectro is tied to a barn and could be used as a target to see which rifle is better.

nordin dk would drop by and share some music with us along side timmy. Aaron Cane would be asking ppl to vote for him to be the president. pina_da_smoka can provide us with some extra relief but if that's too much, we expect Tovarish to give us some great Cuban cigars

[ralphwiggum 6]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ July 31 2002,03:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Two words: Royal Rumble!

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ahh..yes..the good old classic wrestling

[Harnu 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ July 31 2002,03:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">for me, plain and simple.

look for denoir, and kill him with my fat belly or bad breathe before he can grab is P99

during meeting, when things go crazy, Avon would yell, and we all freeze in horror, while placebo is drooling and looking for a chance to get intimate with Kamila.(a.k.a. Angelina). But nonetheless, R. Gerschwarnige would be center of attention wit his lil' earl look.

on one side of the room Aculaud is surrounded by Harnu and USSoldier11B who are both holding T-Bone steaks and a M21 replica.

while that happens Albert Schweizer, jawk, ran, longinius, oligo. paratrooper, Tex, MDRZulu, Warin talk about world politics, while I run around making wierd comments. almost all attendees will be caught surprise by where placebo places his half-filled cup and trip/spill it. ofcourse, that was nothing compared to how Hilandor drove his car to the meeting place.

Kegetys would be sitting in front of a computer devising a new model, with Scorpio and some other mod-makers.

amongst the fun is the dev team of BIS, who are treated as god/godess by all members and is served by each one of them with all the luxury. to entertain them, Jester would do his best, Major Fubar fubaring them.

Mister Frag and USSoldier11b, denoir would be taling about which rifle is the most useful, while Espectro is tied to a barn and could be used as a target to see which rifle is better.

nordin dk would drop by and share some music with us along side timmy. Aaron Cane would be asking ppl to vote for him to be the president. pina_da_smoka can provide us with some extra relief  but if that's too much, we expect Tovarish to give us some great Cuban cigars <span id='postcolor'>

He left me out again Just goes to show my point of me being ignored. Well, atleast denoir notices me enough to kill me

[timmy 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ July 30 2002,09:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ July 31 2002,03:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">for me, plain and simple.

look for denoir, and kill him with my fat belly or bad breathe before he can grab is P99

during meeting, when things go crazy, Avon would yell, and we all freeze in horror, while placebo is drooling and looking for a chance to get intimate with Kamila.(a.k.a. Angelina). But nonetheless, R. Gerschwarnige would be center of attention wit his lil' earl look.

on one side of the room Aculaud is surrounded by Harnuand USSoldier11B who are both holding T-Bone steaks and a M21 replica.

while that happens Albert Schweizer, jawk, ran, longinius, oligo. paratrooper, Tex, MDRZulu, Warin talk about world politics, while I run around making wierd comments. almost all attendees will be caught surprise by where placebo places his half-filled cup and trip/spill it. ofcourse, that was nothing compared to how Hilandor drove his car to the meeting place.

Kegetys would be sitting in front of a computer devising a new model, with Scorpio and some other mod-makers.

amongst the fun is the dev team of BIS, who are treated as god/godess by all members and is served by each one of them with all the luxury. to entertain them, Jester would do his best, Major Fubar fubaring them.

Mister Frag and USSoldier11b, denoir would be taling about which rifle is the most useful, while Espectro is tied to a barn and could be used as a target to see which rifle is better.

nordin dk would drop by and share some music with us along side timmy. Aaron Cane would be asking ppl to vote for him to be the president. pina_da_smoka can provide us with some extra relief  but if that's too much, we expect Tovarish to give us some great Cuban cigars <span id='postcolor'>

He left me out again     Just goes to show my point of me being ignored.  Well, atleast denoir notices me enough to kill me  <span id='postcolor'>

he noticed you, and so does everyone else, you just dont notice it

by the way, i forgot what semper fi means, could you enlighten me

[Harnu 0]

Semper Fi is short for Semper Fidelis which means

always faithful.

[Col. Kurtz 0]

Denoir man, stop talking about throwing Duke off a bridge, my last name is Duke! Throw the Duke of Ray off! And, theres something like 50,000 people registered for this forum, hope they dont all turn up Since I learnt how to parade in Cadets, can I go straight to the Phyical course followed by wepean training? And and yeah, I want to talk world politics with Paratrooper anbd all the others and joij the Anti-US Goverment party. All non-Americans and most Americans relise that your politicians are crap, just like our own. lets invade Monte Carlo and hold all the rich people hostage! With all the money we get, well be able to buy lots of military equipment of Shaddy Eastern arms dealers and buy BIS studios and make them make OFP games around the clock!Plus make new mods for them so we are getting constant upgrades

[Renagade 0]

Id run in and suicide bomb the lot of ya

one of the funnier things to do in multiplayer with a satchel charge and a sprint into enemy base

[Major Fubar 0]

Maybe we need to start a Harnu appreciation society...send all cheques and credit card details to me, Major Fubar.  

Note: be sure to make out check to CASH (Combined Appreciation Society for Harnu).

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Maybe we need to start a Harnu appreciation society...send all cheques and credit card details to me, Major Fubar.

Note: be sure to make out check to CASH (Combined Appreciation Society for Harnu).

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Something sounds odd.....maybe it is just me. We could also have ant-european protest, well that is if I could lead them before I was thrown off thr bridge. That meeting at the mine shfat still on?

[Espectro (DayZ) 0]

Well all be drunk as shit due to depression since Suma wasnt the god we thought he was, and avon wasnt the playboy model we wished

[Aculaud 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ July 30 2002,18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">on one side of the room Aculaud is surrounded by Harnu and USSoldier11B who are both holding T-Bone steaks and a M21 replica.<span id='postcolor'>

I'll get my vengeance by sitting on them and putting uncooked tofu on their faces!