Stupidest thing you have ever done.

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

For me it is trying to make my self puke by eatinga sick food thrown togathere, like thousand island dressing,jelly,milkand other stuff on corn bread....  Whats is yalls stories? Well maybe the stupidest thing I have don is create this thread.

[Ruud van Nistelrooy 0]

I bet this girl in school that she could punch me in the nose as hard as she could without making my eyes water. She did she also gave me a nosebleed and my eyes didn't just water, i was crying (this was when i was 8).

[Paratrooper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But Bart!!! With Ten Thousand Dollars we'd be Millionaires!!! <span id='postcolor'> LOL! I just watched that episode!

[bn880 5]

I have done hundreds of stupid (inexperienced) things, I think I have 2 good ones.

1. Jumping of my bike straight onto a park bench back in Poland. Result? Cut open nose.

2. Telling my buddy not to jump over a 3 m drop with mud and cement at the bottom (construction site). The width of the jump was 1 meter. My wonderfully ingeneous little friend jumped anyway, so I instinctively grabbed his hood.... well, he fell into the mud. He was going to make it.

Result? His brother threw him across the appartment(into a wall) when he came back home covered in mud.

[ran 0]

hmm ..........

the most stupid ......hard to decide .......

i fell on the ground with a box of pins in the hands ..... the rolled all over the street and the tires of 2 cars have been pierced

i've shot one a full beer can with a 12 gauge shell , the beer flew away and hitted the front glass of a car parker 10 meters away after having bounced on a tree , not count all my mother's geraniums decapited

i crashed my father's car in a police car at the age of 19

i've fired in full auto during a miliary training while our instructor asked us to fire in semi auto , the result : every body jumped on the ground , and my permissions have been removed for 6 months

i've fired live ammo while our officer asked us to use blank ammo in a police shooting range

want more ?

[Jester983 0]

I remeber one time me and a friend were bored and I saw this fire extinguisher. So i said does that work? Hes like i dunno lets find out. So he turned it on and it got stuck and kept going and going and going. So he was running around like a chicken headless and he finaly threw it down and we both ran off. It was still going as we ran off. Good times...Good times..

[Warin 0]

My dad shot civil war era firearms, so we had a goodly supply of gunpowder on hand.  One afternoon I decided to make a flashbomb.  I constructed a makeshift fuse, filled a small paper cup with black powder, inserted the fuse and lit it on fire.  Then I got smart. I ran inside, and watched from behind a closed window.  Safety, right?

Five minutes later, it hadnt gone off, so I assumed my fuse had gone out.  I went outside and the moment I leaned over to check it... FWOOOSH... Giant ball of flame.  Luckily I wear glasses, so my eyes werent damaged.  However, my eyebrows were burnt off and my hair in the front was very burned.  I managed to give myself a trim to cut out the singed hair, and then went to a friends place for the weekend so that my skin had a chance to turn back to normal from it's red flashburned state

I was 11 at the time

[Alkaline4rich2001 0]

The stupidest thing i've ever done was fracture my skull by hitting it with a bat while playing CRICKET(When 12)!

[Aculaud 0]

Stupidest thing iv ever done? Gone to school

[Ruud van Nistelrooy 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ July 27 2002,20:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But Bart!!! With Ten Thousand Dollars we'd be Millionaires!!! <span id='postcolor'> LOL! I just watched that episode!<span id='postcolor'>

lol i was watching it too, i changed my sig as soon as i heard it

[Grey Fox 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Jester983 @ July 27 2002,13:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I remeber one time me and a friend were bored and I saw this fire extinguisher. So i said does that work? Hes like i dunno lets find out. So he turned it on and it got stuck and kept going and going and going. So he was running around like a chicken headless and he finaly threw it down and we both ran off. It was still going as we ran off.    Good times...Good times..<span id='postcolor'>

Hey, I thought it was a CO2 one not Halogen. Co2 is supposed to be cold. The halogen just burned! And it was stuck. So it was partially YOUR fault Jester!

[Hidden 0]

All the strangers that I´ve had unsafe sex with, will always regret it. Nothing, nothing is more stupid than having unsafe sex. Use protection alright? (I am healthy and feel lucky about it).

Ayye.. other than that, I have done gazillions of stupid things, trust me

[Blaegis 0]

A couple of occasions come to mind, most of them involving (surprise, surprise) prior consumption of vast amounts of alcohol  

There was that one time on a ferry in the gulf of Finland in February where a friend of mine and myself went practicing martial arts moves on the rear helicopter deck of the ship. After the beer started to get to us, we naturally couldn't be bothered of going inside to find a lavatory, so instead we pissed overboard while standing on a iced-over guardrail of the deck overhang. I'm still amazed that neither of us fell into the near freezing water in the middle of the night.  

Another one would be trying to abseil from the 8th story apartment building while totally inebriated. We couldn't access the roof (the door was locked) and so had to be satisfied in climbing to the roof from the 8th-story balcony. OK, in this case my mate was doing the climbing and I was doing the safeguarding (hanging onto the safety rope with my dear life hoping he doesn't slip, luckily he didn't).

Moral of the story: alcohol and extreme sports don't mix  

[Espectro (DayZ) 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hidden @ July 28 2002,02:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">All the strangers that I´ve had unsafe sex with, will always regret it. Nothing, nothing is more stupid than having unsafe sex. Use protection alright? (I am healthy and feel lucky about it).

Ayye.. other than that, I have done gazillions of stupid things, trust me  <span id='postcolor'>

Good point. It can turn you into a living wreck! believe me!

Anyway, the dumbest non-sexual act have to be when I was 15.

New years eve was upcoming, so we thought: "Lets build our own bomb", as in pipebomb. So we got the hold of a iron pipe, and put in the powder from various fireworks, and screwed the end on, which fitted perfectly.

Knowing that this could be dangerous, we came up with the idea of sitting close to the pipebomb, but putting a plate of metal in betwean so we wouldnt get hit by any pieces. We lighted the bomb and waited a few seconds until it exploded, And i tell u what a blast. Anyway, none of us were injured, but like a second later we heard the sound of a window getting smashed.... 100 meters away!

That was the first and last time we ever made a pipebomb.

Dont try that at home, we were lucky that metal pieces didnt cut through the metal we had put inbetween.

[cybrid 0]

The stupest thing I ever done was not going to a class that depended on my passing. Instead me and my friend had our own soccer riot after watching the game between Italy and S.Korea at the local coffee shop. The riot include knocking over garbage cans and tables. So anyhow it turned out that I didn't miss the class because it was posponed to a later date. I just got Shit lucky

[moerty 0]

i'm a geek, i love technology and building my own computer and related geek material like that. unfortunately after enough time has passed without technology bitting me on the ass i start getting complacent, then cocky, then careless, i think it's a general rule of thumb that us humans behave this way when nothing challenges us.

so i was in the cocky stage and decide to upgrade to an uber leet machine, my innate luck helped me locate and secure the materials i needed within 3 days at a very reasonable price. (not a bad feat considering the CPU needs to be ordered in advance and a deposit made but everything was in the store waiitng for me, as if by magic.)

so i take my stuff home and i'm frothing at the mouth, i start installing everything and all the while i'm thinking, "i'm creating a MONSTER here, i LOVE monsters!" everything is set, i press the power switch, nothing....... i double check everything then try again, still nothing.......... i TRIPLE check and as i'm taking the cards out and putting them back again i realize there is one thing i didn't check yet, the CPU(P4 2.2 FSB533mhz).

i take out the fan, and to my horror, i see that i didn't align the gold arrow to the latch, FAILURE! DISASTER! DESPERATION!!! the funny thing, if you could call it that, is that i had read the motherboard instruction book thoroughly but had somehow skipped THAT PART! so now i have a pretty silicon paper weight that costs about 400 bucks and for the past 2 weeks i've been looking for an acceptable replacement, all to no avail. now with the economy in the shitter the prices are skyrocketing so it's getting harder to find the chip.

somewhere, out there is a diety laughing at my expense, i can hear it dammit, and i know i deserve to get laughed at for this stupid stupid thing i did.

[Jester983 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Grey Fox @ July 28 2002,01:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">4--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Jester983 @ July 27 2002,134)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I remeber one time me and a friend were bored and I saw this fire extinguisher. So i said does that work? Hes like i dunno lets find out. So he turned it on and it got stuck and kept going and going and going. So he was running around like a chicken headless and he finaly threw it down and we both ran off. It was still going as we ran off.    Good times...Good times..<span id='postcolor'>

Hey, I thought it was a CO2 one not Halogen. Co2 is supposed to be cold. The halogen just burned! And it was stuck. So it was partially YOUR fault Jester!<span id='postcolor'>

LOL good times good times.

But you have to admit it was quite funny.

Another stupid thing ive done is one time i was making pan cakes and i went to flip it, well i did it too fast and there was some liquid in the pan (butter) and right as the pan cake flopped down the butter splatered all over my face. And boy did it burn!

[TOY SOLDIER 0]

I've locked myself out of the house two days in a row

[Duke_of_Ray 0]

LOL!! How did ya get back in?

[TOY SOLDIER 0]

My mom came home, she had the keys. I was in 8th grade whean that happened. Oh well, at least that gave me plenty of time to finish a book I had to read.

[Tovarish 0]

hmmmmm....probably grade 9 when I was having a little war of sorts with a guy at school who liked making fun of Cubans (he thought ot was hilarious that he heard we ate dogs or something). Did a lot to each other. Couple of fistfights, threats back and forth, glued his lock to his locker and poured the rest in....The real stupid part came when I advertized his phone number on a BBS (y'know the things that were there before the Internet) as a Warez BBS....Let's just say the owner of the BBS I posted that on wasn't too happy with me, having the cops all over him, and neither were the kids parents, who at the last minute decided to drop the harrasment charges against me.

[Guest]

This and the time I shot myself in the leg in Kosovo.

A German lieutenant showed me a Yugoslav made CZ-99 he had 'obtained'. He failed to remove the round that was in the chamber properly and I failed to check it. So I inadvertently fíred of a round that hit a concrete wall and the ricochet hit my left leg about 10 cm below my knee.

Luckily I got away with only a flesh wound. That I think must be the most moronic thing that I have ever done.

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ July 29 2002,04:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This and the time I shot myself in the leg in Kosovo.

A German lieutenant showed me a Yugoslav made CZ-99 he had 'obtained'. He failed to remove the round that was in the chamber properly and I failed to check it. So I inadvertently fíred of a round that hit a concrete wall and the ricochet hit my left leg about 10 cm below my knee.

Luckily I got away with only a flesh wound. That I think must be the most moronic thing that I have ever done.<span id='postcolor'>

LOL!

The Military Stupidity bit wasnt really your fault... but GEEZE Denoir! The first thing you do when anyone hands you a gun is to make sure it's not loaded. Even I know that

How did the german fellow feel? I'd have slapped you silly, considering the riccochet could just has easily lodged in part of ME!

[Guest]

I blame him for the most part. He should have checked better that there wasn't a round in the chamber. You never give a loaded weapon to another person

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ July 29 2002,04:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I blame him for the most part. He should have checked better that there wasn't a round in the chamber. You never give a loaded weapon to another person <span id='postcolor'>

*cough*copout*cough*

Yeah..dumbass germans!