Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted July 4, 2002 After 1 year now in this forum (or more?) I think I start to know people! Just imagine all of us would start up a business! What would we sell Who would take which position Whatever we may sell, I think Denoir would be responsible for developing the corporate ethics/moral and NordinDK for the waste-disposal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ July 05 2002,00:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What would we sell <span id='postcolor'> Gunz, Drugz andz Wimen </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who would take which position<span id='postcolor'> Oh, too many to mention. Here are some anyway: Avon & Ralph, the Ãœberspammers would be marketing. Wobble would be the evil executive secratary. FetishFool would get our customers umm... alternative entertainment Albert would make sure that it is a German company Nordin would be the subversive sanitation worker R. Gerschwarzenge would be in management, but everybody would avoid him because of his name Espectro would be the rebellious logistics manager Hilandor would still be a mad scotsman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted July 4, 2002 Placebo would be the evil human resources director, closing departments that dont perform, moving employees and supplies all over the office, and transferring slackers and troublemakers to the Dungeon Department. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sadico 1 Posted July 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Gunz, Drugz andz Wimen <span id='postcolor'> Then i would test the products to ensure that they are high quality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted July 4, 2002 I'd probably be the guy that hangs around the water cooler shooting the shit; when asked by Placebo why I wasnt working, I'd just say that I was downloading something and the company's connection was being really slow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted July 4, 2002 I'd be the designated marksman........yeah, i know we're running a buisness, but it would be good for people to know we MEAN buisness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted July 4, 2002 6--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ July 05 2002,016)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'd probably be the guy that hangs around the water cooler shooting the shit; when asked by Placebo why I wasnt working, I'd just say that I was downloading something and the company's connection was being really slow  <span id='postcolor'> Then hed check and see that you were downloading Americas Army and fire you on the spot Me, I'd be the guy in the server room complaining about all the lusers who cant follow directions and not install kazaa edit: And doing evil things. Think BOFH. zot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted July 4, 2002 I'd be the guy that sits in a cubical playing games (OPF) along with my work. I would have no particular hopes or dreams just doing my job and hoping not to get fired. No one would have any interest I what I am doing, kind of like on the Drew Carry Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted July 4, 2002 Tex would be the hardliner for customer-complaints and dealing (gettin rid off) Green parties and alternative demonstrations against us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted July 5, 2002 Thats me; your not so friendly neighborhood customer service technician/ public relations specialist My motto is: If its bitchin'; shoot it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted July 5, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think Denoir would be responsible for developing the corporate ethics/moral <span id='postcolor'> *choke* *cough* *Iced tea all over monitor* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zverushka 0 Posted July 5, 2002 Well, I guess I would be managing the backend of the company databse. Oh shit what the hell! I would be the one that would be cutting the wires to the server and blame it all on other people, while slacking off at the OFP forums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted July 5, 2002 Who would be in charge of kicking CM asses for holding up the OFPR north american and austrailian releases? -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted July 5, 2002 MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH me likes kickin' asses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted July 5, 2002 2--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ July 04 2002,182)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who would be in charge of kicking CM asses for holding up the OFPR north american and austrailian releases? -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> Didnt i just say i'd be the designated marksman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKULLS_Viper 0 Posted July 5, 2002 I would be the king of all kings of all kings of all kings etc...unlimited.So im the head guy here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted July 5, 2002 I doubt it. U only got 2 stars, lower on the food chain. I would say that Avon is probably in charge since she is the mom, and CodeMasters sends people to her FAQ for tech support. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKULLS_Viper 0 Posted July 5, 2002 Heck, 2 stars may seem little, but im still king, just kiding! And i guess i better start spamming to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 5, 2002 I'd probably be the guy who seems to be doing something but actually he does nothing. No wait... That's what I am at my real job. I just browse the forum and surf around the net all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted July 5, 2002 My job would be the guy that sleeps with all of your wives and girlfriends (imaginary or real) while you are gone on business trips. Hmmmm, somehow I have the feeling I won't be that busy. ...j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 5, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ July 05 2002,09:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hmmmm, somehow I have the feeling I won't be that busy.<span id='postcolor'> You are probably making some of the forum members cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoCares 0 Posted July 5, 2002 Avon: Customer Support Kegetys: Art Director Mods: guard dogs, sniffing in every corner, barking all the time Espectro: Milk bar I would be the picky customer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 5, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mods: guard dogs, sniffing in every corner, barking all the time <span id='postcolor'> *sniff*sniff* Woof! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted July 5, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You are probably making some of the forum members cry. <span id='postcolor'> Undoubtedly. Some of you guys claim that you don't need women, just your computers and OFP. I know it is just repressed sexual frusteration though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted July 5, 2002 Hey there you! What are you doing to General Guba?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
