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Albert Schweitzer

If the ofp forum would be a company

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After 1 year now in this forum (or more?) I think I start to know people! Just imagine all of us would start up a business! What would we sell

Who would take which position

Whatever we may sell, I think Denoir would be responsible for developing the corporate ethics/moral and NordinDK for the waste-disposal! tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ July 05 2002,00:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What would we sell

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Gunz, Drugz andz Wimen biggrin.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who would take which position<span id='postcolor'>

Oh, too many to mention. Here are some anyway:

Avon & Ralph, the Ãœberspammers would be marketing.

Wobble would be the evil executive secratary.

FetishFool would get our customers umm... alternative entertainment

Albert would make sure that it is a German company

Nordin would be the subversive sanitation worker

R. Gerschwarzenge would be in management, but everybody would avoid him because of his name

Espectro would be the rebellious logistics manager

Hilandor would still be a mad scotsman

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Placebo would be the evil human resources director, closing departments that dont perform, moving employees and supplies all over the office, and transferring slackers and troublemakers to the Dungeon Department.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

Gunz, Drugz andz Wimen

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Then i would test the products to ensure that they are high quality biggrin.gif

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I'd probably be the guy that hangs around the water cooler shooting the shit; when asked by Placebo why I wasnt working, I'd just say that I was downloading something and the company's connection was being really slow tounge.gif

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I'd be the designated marksman........yeah, i know we're running a buisness, but it would be good for people to know we MEAN buisness! biggrin.gif

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wow.gif6--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ July 05 2002,01wow.gif6)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'd probably be the guy that hangs around the water cooler shooting the shit; when asked by Placebo why I wasnt working, I'd just say that I was downloading something and the company's connection was being really slow  tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Then hed check and see that you were downloading Americas Army and fire you on the spot biggrin.gif

Me, I'd be the guy in the server room complaining about all the lusers who cant follow directions and not install kazaa biggrin.gif

edit: And doing evil things. Think BOFH. zot

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I'd be the guy that sits in a cubical playing games (OPF) along with my work. I would have no particular hopes or dreams just doing my job and hoping not to get fired. No one would have any interest I what I am doing, kind of like on the Drew Carry Show.

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Tex would be the hardliner for customer-complaints and dealing (gettin rid off) Green parties and alternative demonstrations against us!

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Thats me; your not so friendly neighborhood customer service technician/ public relations specialist biggrin.gif

My motto is: If its bitchin'; shoot it!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think Denoir would be responsible for developing the corporate ethics/moral <span id='postcolor'>

*choke*

*cough*

*Iced tea all over monitor*

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Well, I guess I would be managing the backend of the company databse. confused.gif

Oh shit what the hell! smile.gif

I would be the one that would be cutting the wires to the server and blame it all on other people, while slacking off at the OFP forums. smile.giftounge.gif

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Who would be in charge of kicking CM asses for holding up the OFPR north american and austrailian releases?

-=Die Alive=-

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MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH

me likes kickin' asses

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wow.gif2--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ July 04 2002,18wow.gif2)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who would be in charge of kicking CM asses for holding up the OFPR north american and austrailian releases?

-=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>

Didnt i just say i'd be the designated marksman? biggrin.gif

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I would be the king of all kings of all kings of all kings etc...unlimited.So im the head guy here. tounge.gif

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I doubt it. U only got 2 stars, lower on the food chain. I would say that Avon is probably in charge since she is the mom, and CodeMasters sends people to her FAQ for tech support. tounge.gif

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Heck, 2 stars may seem little, but im still king, just kiding! wink.gif And i guess i better start spamming to. tounge.gif

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I'd probably be the guy who seems to be doing something but actually he does nothing.

No wait... That's what I am at my real job. biggrin.gif I just browse the forum and surf around the net all day. tounge.gif

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My job would be the guy that sleeps with all of your wives and girlfriends (imaginary or real) while you are gone on business trips. tounge.gif

Hmmmm, somehow I have the feeling I won't be that busy.

...j/k

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ July 05 2002,09:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hmmmm, somehow I have the feeling I won't be that busy.<span id='postcolor'>

You are probably making some of the forum members cry. biggrin.gif

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Avon: Customer Support

Kegetys: Art Director

Mods: guard dogs, sniffing in every corner, barking all the time

Espectro: Milk bar

I would be the picky customer

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mods: guard dogs, sniffing in every corner, barking all the time <span id='postcolor'>

*sniff*sniff* Woof! tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You are probably making some of the forum members cry. <span id='postcolor'>

Undoubtedly.

Some of you guys claim that you don't need women, just your computers and OFP. I know it is just repressed sexual frusteration though. wink.gif

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