nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 What, how and why.... I want the best stories you can give me about these fantastic creatures. How much you love them, how much you hate them, how beautiful and horrible and amazing and devastating they can be. And no porn. Save that for the Therapy thread. P.S. For Avon and the other women on the Forum, feel free to share your secrets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ June 16 2002,15:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How much you love them, how much you hate them, how beautiful and horrible and amazing and devastating they can be.<span id='postcolor'> that about sums it up for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 So there's no need for this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ June 16 2002,18:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ June 16 2002,15:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How much you love them, how much you hate them, how beautiful and horrible and amazing and devastating they can be.<span id='postcolor'> that about sums it up for me <span id='postcolor'> Agreed ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Women are like a drug... Until you've had one (in any sense of that word ) you really dont know what you're missing. But once you've had one, they get into your blood and they have you. You begin to need them all the time...you are forever spending too much money on them, and even when they make you feel bad, you know you'll never be able to give them up. When you're without them all you can think of is having them again. And if you have the strength to give them up, it rarely lasts. And it continues on and on like this until you die.... Am I bitter? Hell no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 16, 2002 It'd be cool if people would share their stories of good and bad. I'll get to it tomorrow myself, now it's bedtime... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 16, 2002 It's difficult to tell a relationship story. The story always turns out so bias that you can't really learn much from it. Except that guys are idiots no matter how hard we try. Anyways. Here's a 2 year story compressed into a few paragraphs: I met this girl in grade 9 last year. I was instantly in love with her. The same week, I played games with her in class until I felt ready to ask her out. It was Friday that I waited in class for her, but she skipped. So I waited until Monday, but she skipped again. It was Wednesday before I got a chance to ask her out. And when I did, I made a complete ass of myself; We got out of the guidance room early, and I followed her to her locker where I said "Hi, do you have a boyfriend? ~ Well, do you want to go out sometime? ~ Yeah, I know you're in grade 10. (in fact, I didn't) ~ Great, I'll call you tonight." Then I walked away really quickly around the corner. After a while of talking on the phone and stuff, we went for a long walk on Thanksgiving Day where I made an ass of myself again by not indulging her like I should have. I regret not trying to go all the way with her that day. At the end of the walk, she seemed really dissapointed at me. Probably because I didn't hold her or kiss her. Then I made the biggest mistake of all. I introduced her to my best friend. And they fell in love. I got really angry that I told her to stop talking to me. That's when my obsession started. After I stopped talking to her for a few days, I became really irritable. I needed her. She was everything that I could ever ask for. So a year and a half later, I tried calling her on her birthday. But her phone number didn't work anymore. And then I realised that I lost her, and broke down for weeks. I sat by myself at work, I couldn't sleep, I didn't eat... I was compeltely depressed. Now here I am, writing a story about it. If she reads this, she'll probably call me and tell me to fuck off and never write about her again like this. See, I fucked up again. Sorry for it being so long. But it needs detail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 16, 2002 Love at young age is always painful. I'm glad I didn't fall in love with anyone while I was in school. Come to think of it, most girls were a bunch of insensitive selfish skanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acidcrash 0 Posted June 16, 2002 its when they ask u to ask them to marry you that you get worried ...at 17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hovmand 0 Posted June 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ June 17 2002,00:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...you are forever spending too much money on them<span id='postcolor'> True, like spending a shitload of money to get to see her perform at a teater and then get ditched after the show....and then have to spend more money on a train ticket home And now she wont even return my messages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FetishFool @ June 17 2002,01:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Then I made the biggest mistake of all. Â I introduced her to my best friend. Â And they fell in love.<span id='postcolor'> Oh man that sucks. Its like something from a TV show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted June 17, 2002 FetishFool, you have my direct sympathy. I'v only been in love once, and it actually just recently (sort of) happened. I too made a complete ass of myself. I almost hesitate to talk about it much further do to the magnitude of this whole thing. I actually dont even know if i can call it love. Its just that i'v had "things" for girls before and they never fealt anything like this. So love is the only thing i really know how to describe it with. Its pretty crazy, actually, to say i was in love with her. Thats gotta be the only thing that happens less than me loving in the first place. More often than not i just end up hating people. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The story always turns out so bias that you can't really learn much from it. Â Except that guys are idiots no matter how hard we try. Â -FetishFool<span id='postcolor'> I can attest to this. I actually wrote a song that describes what i went through pretty well. Its called "Something Terrible is About to Happen". </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Boiling blood, my mind is in pain, everything to lose, i have nothing to gain. But i dont know that. You wont know what hit you when i confess my soul. Exploding inside, this is too much to bear. Fighting my way to Sleep on a million thoughts of you, when i cant even think. And then my throat burned, my breath was fire, spiked with passion. The words burned the air around me and died. Died when nothing more was said. Died like me. I'v died a thousand times for you, and i'll die a thousand more. There is no logic here, nothing works like it should. My name is hate, my heart, it aches, please dont make me be alone. The life sentance you see, by the tear stains on my face. By the time you read this, i'll be dead, wishing you were here.<span id='postcolor'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antichrist 0 Posted June 17, 2002 I described my experience with a chic in the Little Therapy thread! You can find it on pages ...... somewhere in the middle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted June 17, 2002 kinda reminds me when homer said women are like a refridgearator, than he changes his mind that they are more like beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EveronVetsAgainstTheWar 1 Posted June 17, 2002 Very very very very very complicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ June 17 2002,04:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">kinda reminds me when homer said women are like a refridgearator, than he changes his mind that they are more like beer.<span id='postcolor'> LOL Exactly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Antichrist @ June 17 2002,03:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I described my experience with a chic in the Little Therapy thread! You can find it on pages ...... somewhere in the middle  <span id='postcolor'> Hey, what ever happened with that, AC? Is she taking you back? I think a common thread among all of the stories that dont end 'happily ever after' will be... </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I too made a complete ass of myself<span id='postcolor'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun 0 Posted June 17, 2002 "Love is not love until love's vulnerable." -theodore roethke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted June 17, 2002 <span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'>Damn it! What the hells wrong with you guys! You are sad that a girl left you?! You are said that you don't have one!?! Well shut up and gimme five, Soldier! Womans are not an angel but a devil! Now wake up and smell the coffee! Here's the proof!</span> Women take time and money women = time X money but time is money, so women = money X money = money^2 also, money is root of evil! so, women = (root of evil)^ = evil <span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'>So get yourself together and be a man!</span> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dayglow 2 Posted June 17, 2002 My god I'll never understand them myself. They are a fickle bunch. I work at a restaurant and the women I work with....damn. I've got a couple pics on my pc so I'll show. It's NewYears when they were taken so we were a little drunk at the time. There not the best pics, but you get the idea. It's hard sometimes coming into work see them all, looking like they do. It's like perma blue-balls really. And the worst thing is half of them their boyfriends are complete pricks and they love talking to me about their problems because I can 'listen'. I think that's the worst curse of them all. The friend that listens But at the same time. I get to look So it's a gift and a curse at the same time. COLINMAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's hard sometimes coming into work see them all, looking like they do. It's like perma blue-balls really. And the worst thing is half of them their boyfriends are complete pricks and they love talking to me about their problems because I can 'listen'. I think that's the worst curse of them all. The friend that listens <span id='postcolor'> AUGH! Good lord, do I know exactly what you are talking about! I work in a mal, wedged between three womens clothing stores. So all of the salespeople are hotties (well, mostly) and because I dont hit on them, but do flirt, they all seem to like me Problem is they all have boyfriends. Three of my favourites are like that... Dumbass boyfriends who treat them like utter shite. And they freaking take it! One of them constantly says how she is unappreciated. I commented that this little eenie bikini top would look good on her (description: 8cmx30cm band of stretchy fabric, dark blue, floral print. exact words to her: I have no idea what this is, but I bet it looks magnificent on you.) She demured and I said 'Surely that boyfriend of yours tells you how beautiful you are?!? She blushed and said 'Nope' So I quizzed her and he's never bought her flowerrs, never compliments her..nothing. Yet she says 'I adore him. I totally love him!' Blahhhhh! Women are retarded! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dayglow 2 Posted June 17, 2002 I hear ya. That's a major part of it. We all are hired because of our flirty, outgoing nature so it gets even worse. The things I say and do would get me fired for sexual harressment in any other job. COLINMAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmy 0 Posted June 17, 2002 once in 8th grade a guy "shanked"(pull someones pants down, preferably shorts with an elastic waist) a girl in gym. And she was a damn hot girl too. She was wearing a thong underneath her gym shorts, but i only saw her from the front. she was real embarased, but all the guys liked it. the guy who did it got suspended for the rest of the year, which was only 1 1/2 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 17, 2002 Guys, a girl will always tell another guy that her boyfriend mis-treats her. She won't tell you that her boyfriend is great when she likes you; You might be her next boyfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 17, 2002 This reminds me of a funny moment on Star Trek: The Next Generation. The episode where a crewmember (female) becomes romantically interested in Data (who is an android). So Data goes around the ship asking his male friends about some advice on women. It's funny when he enters the bridge and approaches captain Picard. Data: Sir, I was wondering if...(interrupted) Picard: Yes, I know Data. You're seeking advice on women. Trust me, when I have some I'll let you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites