Major Fubar 0 Posted June 8, 2002 Well, it seems I am clearly the winner, at 330 lbs (150 kg)...what's my prize, a side of beef and 2 cases of beer? Would you like me to post a pic to prove it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 8, 2002 A picture would seal the deal Your prize is a 2002 Mercedes-Benz CL600 diecast model made by AUTOArt. )) A $100 value!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GFX707 0 Posted June 8, 2002 well I am 6'0 and weigh 12 STONES, someone make some sense of that by the way uk measures stuff in weight = kg or (people) stones or lb for food and things distance= metres, then miles and sometimes km Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Metric means nothing to me in height and weight, but distances I use km, weird eh? Guess being in Canada were a combo of the US and UK<span id='postcolor'> LOL, I'm the same way. Age: 18 Height: 6ft. 2.5 in (189cm) Weight: 235 pnds (107 kg) Waist: 37in (93.9 cm) Chest: 41in (104 cm) As long as I can remember, I have always been big and tall, as compared to my freinds. Being big can suck for these main reasons; 1) Some people will think that you are stupid, I guess big=dumb in some people's minds. 2) You spend more money on food. 3) It's hard getting in and out of small cars (ie: Honda's) 4) If you are in a wartime situation: you are a big (easy) target for the enemy and your agility tends to suck, so that aint' good. 5) Buying clothes and shoes can be a chore, especially if you have size 13 feet, the selection of shoes can be small. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">6'4'', 330 lbs (approx) 193 cm, 150 kgs <span id='postcolor'> Damn Fubar, your huge! Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 8, 2002 How old am I? A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks, "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, the same reaction from the patron. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied. All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: "It ish. How old am I?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dayglow 2 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">1) Some people will think that you are stupid, I guess big=dumb in some people's minds. <span id='postcolor'> Just hit em, you'll feel better </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">3) It's hard getting in and out of small cars (ie: Honda's) <span id='postcolor'> The worst is sadistic friends that call shotgun before you do. Again, hit em </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">5) Buying clothes and shoes can be a chore, especially if you have size 13 feet, the selection of shoes can be small. <span id='postcolor'> I've found that shoes are becoming easier to come by. In the last 5 years the selection has gone way up with a lot more mainstream stores stocking 13s. Even dress shoes which are usually a lot harder to find for a decent price. The only thing that isn't easy to find is nice causual shoes like Airwalks and other skate shoes. No one has 13s in those. COLINMAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Just hit em, you'll feel better <span id='postcolor'> That would just confirm their original feelings about my 'stupidity', a smart person wouldn't resort to violence. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The worst is sadistic friends that call shotgun before you do<span id='postcolor'> LMAO, that is so true. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've found that shoes are becoming easier to come by.<span id='postcolor'> As soon as I go into the store, I just ask them what they have in size 13, usually it's only a few pairs. I hate seeing a shoe that I like, only to find that I would have to special order it. Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxer 0 Posted June 8, 2002 i wear size 13,i have no problem finding the size.Or does canada have a different size thing for shoes ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ June 08 2002,04:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Well, it seems I am clearly the winner, at 330 lbs (150 kg)...what's my prize, a side of beef and 2 cases of beer? Would you like me to post a pic to prove it? Â <span id='postcolor'> yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arkadeyevich 0 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SpaceAlex @ June 08 2002,12:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm not fat. Â <span id='postcolor'> No, you are just big boned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dayglow 2 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (foxer @ June 08 2002,03:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i wear size 13,i have no problem finding the size.Or does canada have a different size thing for shoes ?<span id='postcolor'> No just less people to consume goods. It's like 30mil in the whole country vs a large metropolitian area in the US. I live in Calgary which is one of the largest cities in the world for area, but only 1mil live here. The demand for larger shoes aren't there. I used to live in Abbotsford BC which is right on the boarder with the US. Travelling down in the states always amazed me how much more products are avaible for people, even in smaller towns like Bellingham vs even Vancouver at the time. COLINMAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade 0 Posted June 8, 2002 This is for all u in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sadico 1 Posted June 8, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Damn Fubar, your huge! <span id='postcolor'> I agree Fuck, you could possibly break all my bones with one hand! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted June 10, 2002 I would post a pic, but I have a strange feeling it would be horribly misused...like Hilandor's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 10, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would post a pic, but I have a strange feeling it would be horribly misused...like Hilandor's<span id='postcolor'> Go ahead, grow some balls and post it! If Placebo can post a pic of his bare ass, then you can post a pic of yourself, hey,....I did it. Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted June 10, 2002 Ok, you convinced me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 10, 2002 Now THAT'S cool! You're even wearing a hat! I love that. What's that beer in your hand? Are those flowers along the rim? Pfft... What will Australians think of nex.t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 10, 2002 I thought all Aussies drank was 'Fosters'? I guess not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted June 10, 2002 Fubar is not to be messed with! Look at the guy behind him, his face is beaten into an unrecognizable pulp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hilandor 1 Posted June 10, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ June 09 2002,08:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok, you convinced me... <span id='postcolor'> lmao are u any relation to ali G Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 10, 2002 Well, Major, congrats. Here's your car: <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>2002 Mercedes-Benz CL600 AMG</span> You can pick it up at your local Pakistanni Mercedes Daimler-Chrysler dealer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted June 10, 2002 Ali G...LOL The drink in my hand is Woodstock Bourbon and Cola...cheap, nasty premixed drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted June 10, 2002 who would like to buy a car painted white. blloooooaaaaah!!! That is style-rape of Mercedes!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 10, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 10 2002,10:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Fubar is not to be messed with! Â Look at the guy behind him, his face is beaten into an unrecognizable pulp!<span id='postcolor'> AAAAahahahhaa "Yeah, I gave'im a pixellated lip, the bastard!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
