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A guy i work with was on an install (DC and cable modem)

he was lieing on his back looking under the woman's desk when her rotwiler puppy jumped its little doggy gate and bit him in the crotch..

he kicked the dog and called it a "cunt"

poory guy, he says if the write-up goes through he'll claim short term disability (legit but not needed.. kind of a get-back)

one of the many perks not included in the cox communications benifits borchure.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ May 26 2002,04:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">he was lieing on his back looking under the woman's desk when her rotwiler puppy jumped its little doggy gate and bit him in the crotch..<span id='postcolor'>

Oh thats goin leave a mark.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">he was lieing on his back looking under the woman's desk<span id='postcolor'>

I though it was "woman's dress". wink.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Antichrist @ May 26 2002,05:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It was! Wobble just misspelled it  tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I thought it looked like that.

You did it on purpose didnt you Wobble?

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it was her desk.. ya goobers.

yesterday this woman threatened to knock my ladder down if I disconnected her (at the pole) because she had not paid her cable..

so I just gaffed the pole while she yelled at me (FYI gaffing is when you climb it with special spikes on a boot assembly.. ya ever notice all those little holes and cuts in phone polls)

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">so I just gaffed the pole while she yelled at me (FYI gaffing is when you climb it with special spikes on a boot assembly.. ya ever notice all those little holes and cuts in phone polls) <span id='postcolor'>

Yea i've seen them before.They have a spike insole and they just strap to your boot(s).Let me see if i can take a picture of them.

You also have a big strap that goes around the pole, it looks like a huge belt, and that allows you to lean back, with out falling. wink.gif I'll see if i can get my friend to climb a pole with it all on. smile.gif

It looks pretty funny when they climb up to. smile.gif

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yea, its scary too.. im knida new to it.. first time I tired it I only went up 6 feet and I was tripping out.. you look down and see all thats holding you up is 2 little claws... uuugghh

and yea that big ass safty belt is only useful when you reach the TOP of the pole.. so you can put it over the strand.. if you fall before that it just makes sure you bounce down the pole as you plummit

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">thats holding you up is 2 little claws... <span id='postcolor'>

Exactly what my friends pair have.

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My worst day at work was when my hard drive died because I kicked the computer case while I was squeezing my ugly ass back into my cubical.

Not only did I lose all my work documents, but I lost 200GB of moviez, appz and gamez.

Along with 80GB of porn.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FetishFool @ May 25 2002,22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Not only did I lose all my work documents, but I lost 200GB of moviez, appz and gamez.

Along with 80GB of porn.<span id='postcolor'>

That's an AWFULLY large hard drive you had...

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It's not as bad as it sounds.

It's advertized as 200GB, but it was actually 180GB.

My porn sad.gif

I'm serious. I had some good porn on that hard drive.

Like Adriana Sage in every imaginable position.

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So you work for Cox and balls, eh Wobble? Would you mind kicking your supervisor in the nuts for me? Or maybe your supervisors supervisor. Tell em I sent ya

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