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You are really a wierd person, Avon.. smile.gif

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LOL!

Now how is it going to take them 20 god damn years to figure out he was a transvestite.

Lets see....

Man+dressed as woman+castrated=transvestite!

Seems clear to me....

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Strange times...

The baccus priests were funny, too, but I doubt they would`ve castrated themselves wink.gif

Castration, ouch...

That reminds me of a video I`ve seen when I was in medical training in the Bundeswehr. This video showed the surgery of a guy shot through the ass. The bullet pierced through his leg and ripped out one of his two balls.

That was REALLY a poor guy...

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and i thought my time travel device malfunctioned again...

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Oh, BTW in Italy, at about the Rococo time, many male pre-teenager were castrated for their voice. In fact most of them became by far the most admired singers (actually real stars). And they had women indeed?!? But this I didnt understand though! confused.gif

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Gib nicht so an! Gibs zu, du hast den kitschigen Film gesehen! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

Farinelli, oh this guy is said to let his wife sleep with his best friend to make her pregnant

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Albert, what happened to your nice Albert avatar and the more descrete signature? wow.gif

Auf wiedersehen

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ May 22 2002,09:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Or maybe she is smoking green tea?  sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Kids say the darndest things.

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My Internet Explorer[tm] has probably smoken some green tea too, becauseit crashed twice while trying to open avon's links..

But now I got my Opera to operate again.. smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Or maybe she is smoking green tea? <span id='postcolor'>

Gwahahahahaha!

Where the hell did you find that Avon?(don't say the internet) What is that moron thinking? Someone once told me that if you smoke Halls cough drops you will hallucinate for years. Uh.....no thanks.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ancient Transvestite <span id='postcolor'>

WHAT THE HELL!?? EWWW

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Doesn't surprise me. The Romans had coinage for thier soldiers that rendered people fornicating on them as sort of an international communication to ask where a brothel was. Just show someone the coin and they point you in the right direction. No knowledge of the local language required. tounge.gif

Why not transvestites? tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (NEO [PZ] @ May 21 2002,23:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Albert, what happened to your nice Albert avatar and the more descrete signature?  wow.gif

Auf wiedersehen<span id='postcolor'>

struggle in this forum has become tough (like on the broadway). You gotta make yourself being seen. I had to add more pepper and colours to my sig.

Actually it was my avatar that left me (the link) and not the other way around! But the new one sucks, I know that, but my postings are not realy better. biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ May 21 2002,16:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Gib nicht so an! Gibs zu, du hast den kitschigen Film gesehen!  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Ich guck sowas nicht!!! Höchstens meine Mutter... tounge.giftounge.gifbiggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 22 2002,14:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ May 21 2002,16:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Gib nicht so an! Gibs zu, du hast den kitschigen Film gesehen!  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Ich guck sowas nicht!!! Höchstens meine Mutter...  tounge.gif  tounge.gif  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Ich habs gesehen (irgendwann nachts im ZDF) aber nur weil dieses Maedel so huebsch war und weil ich mich gefreut habe das ihr Freund, der Eunuch, nicht mit ihr .... naja du weisst schon! smile.gif

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Verständlich biggrin.gif

Aber an die Schauspielerin kommst du wahrscheinlich eh nie ran und das echte Mädchen...

Wie lang wär die jetzt schon tot? 300 Jahre?? wink.gif

Träume sind halt Schäume... auch im ZDF, obwohl man mit dem Zweiten ja besser sieht... (Mann, ich hasse diesen Slogan mad.gif )

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