500 ways to tell if you play ofp too much.

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">USsoldier11B: "12 oclock, log, far"

USsoldier11B: "2, board on, log, 12 oclock"

"2, roger"

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ROFL!

1: "2, target nympho 12 o'clock."

2 (USSoldier11B): "roger."

2 (USSoldier11B): "Vagina is history."

[Sweeper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ May 14 2002,23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ May 14 2002,109)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">123: you are afraid of bushes because placebo hid in one and impregnated you  <span id='postcolor'>

ROFLMAO <span id='postcolor'>

hmmm you seen very popular theese times Placebo....

Shadow says you were a bad driver due to lag problems.

What did you do?

[Sweeper 0]

183: you never take a bath. cause you fear that if go to far out you'll sink to the bottom and not make it back on land before all the blood leaves your body (drowning damage in OPF)

184: Fear that you have an too old version of yourself so that you can't take addons.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

185: you wonder where you crosshair remains once you turn off your PC

186: You consider scratches in your car as texture-bugs

187: You ask your chef if you could just "safe the mission" before entering a risky job-interview.

188: You believe in life after death

189: You sign your testamony with ....... (well guess)

[Die Alive 0]

Real life, just happened to me

190. Instead of writting a memo addressed to Ms. Sama, you address it to Ms. Suma (luckily, you notice before you actually send it via internal mail.)

-=Die Alive=-

[ralphwiggum 6]

191. You can't spend more than 36 hours without playing at least once.