nordin dk 0 Posted March 26, 2002 A guy is on the run from the police. He heads for this big logcabin on a hill, knocking frantically on the door. A beautiful woman opens the door. He starts to work his magic (Do you come here often..etc), and few minutes later he's inside ths house, siting in a nice armchair with a drink in his hand. He admires the structure of the cabin, which is supported by one huge crossbeam goin all the way across the ceiling. The woman starts undressing, and they are shortly after totally naked having a go at it on the floor. (okay so this is not a realistic tale, but wth...indulge me) Suddenly there's a loud banging on the door, and a policeman is shouting "Open up! We know he's in there!" The fugitive realises there's nowhere to go or hide, but the woman points to the crossbeam and he climbs on to it and is quite well hidden in time for the police to break down the door. The only thing showing, is his balls, which are hanging down from the crossbeams. The policemen make a quick search of the room, but can't find the fugitive anywhere. They are on the verge of leaving when the Inspector notices the guys balls hanging from the crossbeam. "What are those?", he asks the woman. "Oh!? Â ..uhm....that's Chinese Temple Bells" she replies. "Wow, really?" says the Inspector. "I've always wanted to hear what they sound like!" So he gives the guys balls a good whack with his stick. Nothing... So he whacks them again, harder. still nothing... "Hmm, that's odd..." says the Inspector, and he puts all his force into one more whack. After which is heard from above: "TING-A-LING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 26, 2002 ROFLMAO, damn that's gotta hurt, I can almost feel it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted March 26, 2002 *bump* for Placebo's sake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 26, 2002 Why aren't the mods reading my ban request? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 26, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ Mar. 26 2002,03:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LMAO your right i suck<span id='postcolor'> true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
