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You know you are a bad ofp player when

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1.place a mine right behind an armored vehicle, assuming that it'll move that way.

2.decide to grab sniper rifle, spend 20 rounds trying to shoot some enemy crossing 300 meters away from you, and still miss

3. go up to attic of a house, thinking you are invincible as long as you shoot and duck

4.try to toss a hand grenade from inside of a building to right under the window.

5.grab a M60/PK, and start firing at your enemies without aiming properly.

6.try to run over an enemy whose aiming at you already, 100 meters away.

7.decide to fly a helicopter between buildings, not regarding the length of the rotors.

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8: Stand behind a tree with LAW armed and ready, when the BMP arrives you follow it in your scope and fire! just at the right time, when you are actually pointing the LAW right into the trunk of the tree. Boom, you are dead. (guess who did this smile.gif )

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10. After spending 20 minutes trying to get to the enemy flag from the opposite side, so no-one will be expecting you, and find yourself 5 km from mission area

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You wonder why "IDKFA" and "IDDQD" no longer seem to work.....and where did your chainsaw go anyway?

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12: You go back to deactivate a useless satchel and it blows up in your face, just as you crouch down.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Mar. 18 2002,15:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">12: You go back to deactivate a useless satchel and it blows up in your face, just as you crouch down.<span id='postcolor'>

Or more simply, after placing one satchel you go and place another one nearby and just open up the action menu and hit ENTER, thinking that ought to do it.  biggrin.gif

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You're prone and you keep selecting your LAW and don't understand why you're going "AHRGHH!" and going prone again with your M16. Eventually you get shot where you are trying to do this over and over again.

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You still try to use the tried-and-true Quake and Half-Life tactic of "Rocket Jumping" biggrin.gif

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Your remaining AI teammates shoot you after you finally succeeded in getting some awefully easy kills.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ Mar. 18 2002,14:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You wonder why "IDKFA" and "IDDQD" no longer seem to work.....and where did your chainsaw go anyway?<span id='postcolor'>

Blast from the past....ahh, I miss Doom....

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swhile reading the game manual for the first time

"Single shot-mode on an assault rifle? who would be so stupid?!?"

you report the following "bug" to BIS:

"Every time someone waves at me I blow up!! mad.gif "

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.... you cry because you can't make it through the obstacle course in the 1985 Campaign's TRAINING mission. tounge.gif

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You land your Blackhawk on a slope and get out, then you start to run after the blackhawk that's "driving" down the hill.

-=Die Alive=-

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Guest SC Jolly

When you decide to stop a bmp by running out in front of it and tryes to negotiate by just standing there, not firing at the pissed gunner. (btw, this setcaptive true, if you'd like to know)

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You take aim with a LAW scope, get the crosshair right on the target, fire, and watch the missile go whizzing harmlessly over the target cos you aimed with the cross below the centre one.

You don't take proper note of a tanks patrol route, and hide in a bush that it drives over. Messy.

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Firing a MTB or APC with an a machine gun like a Palestinian did. It showed it in tv. I don't like war but lt was the most stupid thing l have ever seen. He was shooting an MTB with an assault rifle and the tank BLASTED him away with a HEAT round.

Hope there aren't any such players in multi!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DodgeME @ Mar. 18 2002,18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Firing a MTB or APC with an a machine gun like a Palestinian did. It showed it in tv. I don't like war but lt was the most stupid thing l have ever seen. He was  shooting an MTB with an assault rifle and the tank BLASTED him away with a HEAT round.

Hope there aren't any such players in multi!<span id='postcolor'>

Yes, there are players like this. So you'll just have to make sure you don't draw attention to yourself by doing something stupid e.g attacking a MBT with an assault rifle.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you report the following "bug" to BIS:

"Every time someone waves at me I blow up!!   "<span id='postcolor'>

You mean they arent just being friendly???

I've only been playing throught the campaign for a week now..but...

Sneaking up to an ammo dump, planting a satchel charge, and then trying to take off your NVG's by clicking the action menu...

Withought scrolling down to 'Take NV Off'

BOOM

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What is wrong with using crosshar to aim? I use it all the time and I find no problems with it... I play well with it actually. Only if i'm really uncertain, I will use iron sights.

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