ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 16, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ Mar. 15 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">39. Every time you enter your trabant, you make a move as if you were putting a rifle on your back<span id='postcolor'> 46.(redone) Every time you climb ladder, you make a move as if you were putting a rifle on your back. 47. everytime you see a house with doors, you immediately think it's unhabitable, and exist as a prop (edit: added) 48.when you see someone throught binoculars, you immediately shout 'Man, 200' 49.when you see some helicopters that are not either Hinds or other ones in OFP, you yell, 'Unknown, 600" and also yell 'where did that add-on come from?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 19, 2002 50. You don`t believe that a jet could do such things like a looping or roll. 51. When in the air you tell anybody to disembark and wonder why everybody refuses with eyes full of panic. 52. You don`t like music at all, because you couldn`t hear the enemy advancing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted March 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ Mar. 19 2002,07:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">50. You don`t believe that a jet could do such things like a looping or roll.<span id='postcolor'> LOL, you must be flying with the mouse! With joystick you can roll and loop like mad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frizbee 0 Posted March 21, 2002 53. You freak every time Intelligence reports a Shilka on the oppositte side of a forest to which you are flying, believing that trees and buildings won't give your helicopter any cover. 54. Every time your aircraft is hit you ignore the warning display on the cockpit and look for the small green bar that tells you how much armor you have left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 54. You do not dare to leave the island, as the sea is endless and you die in the water but it doesn't make you wet and your car explodes in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deus Ex 0 Posted March 21, 2002 55. your afraid of going the speed limit, because ussualy when you get in a collision at 2 mph in OFP and hit a tree, your seriosuly injured, or killed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 56. You wonder why the phone isn't working, and realise that there are no wires connected between the telephone poles outside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 21, 2002 57. U start calling ur dad papabear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 58. You go to the funeral of your best friend, and the only thing the priest says is "Oh no, 2 is down" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 59. You see someone light a campfire, but you don't see in burning. Next you walk towards the fire and you have the option to light the fire. (stupid multiplayer bug this is, when someone light the fire other players don't see it burning and have to do it individually) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 60. When you go outside for a sprint, you always carry a gun so that you can run faster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 61. Your neighbour mows the lawn. You laugh out loud, because you know that there is no grass to mow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 62. You hear a dog barking and birds singing. Hey, you think... It's all an illusion, as there are no animals on the island Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 21, 2002 63. When ur out taking a jog, u always to the left to run faster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 64. You think: "I hope i'm not in version 1.46, because i would have a buggy day" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 21, 2002 65. When ur out flying a helo, u hope the pilot has remembered to update to 1.46 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 66. You are in the passenger seat of a chessna plane. Suddenly the pilot jump out, leaving you to your destiny. You stay and crash, because you are still in version 1.00 where the passenger couldn't eject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 67. The enemy is attacking your island with SCUDS. You just stay home and have a cup of coffee, because you know that they will just fly straight up and will hit nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 68. You walk around in the sun, and wonder if you could disable your annoying shadow that keeps following you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 69. You see a car approaching a gas station, and think    "now he gets the option -refuel at fuelstation-" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 70. You drive around in a car, and wonder    "How in the hell can i get 3rd person perspective" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 21, 2002 71. U're on a airforce base, u're a rookie, first time u sit down in an Apache u ask the flight instructor, where the manual fire button is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted March 21, 2002 72. You don't know where to go on your way home, and think "Hmm, i should ask on the FORUM where i should go" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted March 21, 2002 You don't know how to add more than one sentence in a post......and thus you make a new post for every new sentence...which is kinda annoying....but what the hell.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 21, 2002 So becoz of that, u kick Plabedo in his nuts NICE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites