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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ Mar. 15 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">39. Every time you enter your trabant, you make a move as if you were putting a rifle on your back<span id='postcolor'>

46.(redone)

Every time you climb ladder, you make a move as if you were putting a rifle on your back.

47. everytime you see a house with doors, you immediately think it's unhabitable, and exist as a prop

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48.when you see someone throught binoculars, you immediately shout 'Man, 200'

49.when you see some helicopters that are not either Hinds or other ones in OFP, you yell, 'Unknown, 600" and also yell 'where did that add-on come from?'

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50. You don`t believe that a jet could do such things like a looping or roll.

51. When in the air you tell anybody to disembark and wonder why everybody refuses with eyes full of panic.

52. You don`t like music at all, because you couldn`t hear the enemy advancing.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ Mar. 19 2002,07:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">50. You don`t believe that a jet could do such things like a looping or roll.<span id='postcolor'>

LOL, you must be flying with the mouse! With joystick you can roll and loop like mad.

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53. You freak every time Intelligence reports a Shilka on the oppositte side of a forest to which you are flying, believing that trees and buildings won't give your helicopter any cover.

54. Every time your aircraft is hit you ignore the warning display on the cockpit and look for the small green bar that tells you how much armor you have left.

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54. You do not dare to leave the island, as the sea is endless and you die in the water but it doesn't make you wet and your car explodes in it.

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55. your afraid of going the speed limit, because ussualy when you get in a collision at 2 mph in OFP and hit a tree, your seriosuly injured, or killed.

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56. You wonder why the phone isn't working, and realise that there are no wires connected between the telephone poles outside

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59. You see someone light a campfire, but you don't see in burning. Next you walk towards the fire and you have the option to light the fire. (stupid multiplayer bug this is, when someone light the fire other players don't see it burning and have to do it individually)

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62. You hear a dog barking and birds singing. Hey, you think... It's all an illusion, as there are no animals on the island

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66. You are in the passenger seat of a chessna plane. Suddenly the pilot jump out, leaving you to your destiny. You stay and crash, because you are still in version 1.00 where the passenger couldn't eject.

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67. The enemy is attacking your island with SCUDS. You just stay home and have a cup of coffee, because you know that they will just fly straight up and will hit nothing.

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71. U're on a airforce base, u're a rookie, first time u sit down in an Apache u ask the flight instructor, where the manual fire button is

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You don't know how to add more than one sentence in a post......and thus you make a new post for every new sentence...which is kinda annoying....but what the hell....

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