10 points that make sure you are addicted to

[FallenPaladin 0]

1. You choose your friends by the thought how their faces would look like as OP model.

2. You don`t have any friends left.

3. One year has passed since you last saw the sun.

4. You dream in OP code...

5. If your Internet-connection breaks down, you start yelling „Oh no, one is down... oh no, one is down... oh no...“

6. You take photos of your rooms, because they would be great textures for your battleground-mission...

7. You need oxygen to live.

8. You think, you are the center of the universe, because all other people are only scripted...

9. You wonder because your real car is not bouncing.

10. You create missions like „Dangerous getting up“, „Supermarket raid“ or „Pizza Blowup“.

[theavonlady 2]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ Mar. 05 2002,10:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">3. One year has passed since you last saw the sun.<span id='postcolor'>

Naw! The weather on Kolgujev isn't always overcast.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">7. You need oxygen to live.<span id='postcolor'>

For addon makers only.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9. You wonder because your real car is not bouncing.<span id='postcolor'>

Just the opposite. I installed extra bounce shock absorbers to give my car that OFP jump.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">10. You create missions like „Dangerous getting up“, „Supermarket raid“ or „Pizza Blowup“.<span id='postcolor'>

I thought those were officially supplied missions.

[FallenPaladin 0]

(for OP gamers)

11.If you write a test in school and you don`t know the answer, you write Read the FAQ

[ralphwiggum 6]

12. You start to think that life after death is either a seagull, or a ghost, and then you cry over the fact that there are no description.ext in your life. So you start searching for one.

[FallenPaladin 0]

13. Because you have no girlfriend, your worst problem is creating a sexy female model for your mod.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

14 you create Mission-waypoints to direct you to the nearest toilet.

15. You take any bike you see, any car you dont own and you enter any appartement if it isnt vehicule-locked.

16. You know your grandma was lying, when she said she intended to go to church. You know it better, the church is always locked.

17. You ask your mom to bring you 3 Satchel-charges from down-town.

18. You are confused by animals cause you dont know if they are civilians, russians or resistance.

19. You search dead animals lying on the road for ammo, guns and RPG`s.

20. You never use any roads cause you are afraid of mines.

21. You command you girlfriend to find cover when you hear chopper-noise.

22. You ask the people in the city-bus: okay, where are we goin, what is our mission and who is Lebowski?

23. You call for the medic when you see people in a wheel-chair.

[FallenPaladin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Mar. 05 2002,14:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">16. You know your grandma was lying, when she said she intended to go to church. You know it better, the church is always locked.<span id='postcolor'>

Nope! In Red Hammer you can enter the belltower.

But what the hell is your grandmother climbing around there?!!?

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

Probably looking for a better strategical-location to blow off her Carl-Gustav

[FallenPaladin 0]

When my grandma did so, she blew half the tower away because her missile hit the wall. Damn clipping errors

Now she is planting satchel charges in the garden. When the charges are grown enough, she`ll cook soup from them again, bah!

[ralphwiggum 6]

24. Everytime some old man with white beard passes by, you ask yourself, 'Is that Guba?'

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Mar. 05 2002,16:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">24. Everytime some old man with white beard passes by, you ask yourself, 'Is that Guba?'<span id='postcolor'>

I would put it that way:

You keep wondering why Bin-laden is in the Headlines and Guba isnt.

[ralphwiggum 6]

25. Your dream girl: Angelina

[Major Fubar 0]

26. You love to put things on your shoulder, then do the "crazy-duck-waddle" instead of walking.

[Frizbee 0]

26: You use numbers rather than names when talking to your family.

Two, I'm going to work...

Three, Go to school...

Four, Eat your breakfast.

[Major Fubar 0]

28. When you walk up steep hills you feel an irresistable urge to drop to your belly and crawl instead.

29. When you dont have anything in your hands all you can do is sit down or salute. You also have the amazing ability to run faster with a gun in your hands then when you are unencumbered.

[FallenPaladin 0]

30. When you get out of your car, you never open the door. You simply appear beside it and jump to the ground. Makes the neighbours a little curious, but what the hell

[nordin dk 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">29. When you dont have anything in your hands all you can do is sit down or salute. <span id='postcolor'>

31: In order to pick up mail, you must put down your car keys.

32: Calling an old friend on the phone: "Hey buddy...report status!"

33: If a guest is late for dinner, he must wait 30 minutes before joining the party. If he complains, you kick him.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

34: In the morning you ask your girlfriend to pass you the mission-editor so you can plan your day and see what has to be done.

[FallenPaladin 0]

35. Whenever you see a bush you get prone behind it to use the cover.

36. Your only way of moving is to rush from bush to bush and from tree to tree.

37. You sold your Chrysler to get one of these cheap M60s.

[FallenPaladin 0]

38. You never use your seatbelt, because you have a respawn point in your sleeping room.

[Gorgi Knootewoot 0]

39. Every time you enter your trabant, you make a move as if you were putting a rifle on your back

[FallenPaladin 0]

40. When you play baseball and you get hit by the batter while throwing (ough, foul!!!  ) you don`t simply get unconcious at once. You finish the throw every time and loose conciousness always after that.

[Guest]

41. You run around airfields looking for conviently placed helicopters you're sure you can fly.

42. You think that every country is a 12kmx12km island.

43. You never go anywhere without a few LAWs and your trusty M21.

[Hilandor 1]

u see a flock of seagulls and start running around looking for the mp game

[Placebo 28]

Another one for Hil would be:- Every time he jumps into his car he has to run over the nearest person