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35% gay, that means your nearly twice as gay as me smile.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (madmike @ Mar. 02 2002,02:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">35% gay, that means your nearly twice as gay as me smile.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Hahhahaha! Wobble got owned tounge.gif

I got 19% as well smile.gif

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L0L,, I was a bit worried when the meter first went up to 100%,, but I was lucky, it went back to 16%.

Too straight tounge.gif

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the lowest number is not the best..

actually the number to shoot for would be 50%.. if your too low you are a mindless barbarian with no sense of tact or style.. if too high.. YOUR A HOMO.. right in the middle (50%) would indicate a equalibriam of both brutish and sensable traits..

either extreme is bad.. if you hit 100 your gay.. if you hit 0 your basically a gorilla.

I would be wary of anyone past 75%

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Wobble, you never cease to talk nonsense! confused.gif

Gayness is not style or tact!!!

"Oh im going to an expensive resturant tonight, better gay up...!" lol Come off it.

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Gayness is not style or tact!!!

look at many of the qustions..

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">would you spend more than $100 on a shirt..<span id='postcolor'>

would doing so be gay? not it means you care alot for how you look.. if you wouldent it means you care less about how you look..  the way this pathetic "survey" interprits the question is that someone who is more "gay" would care more about their appearance than somene who was more straigt..  which is obviousley nonsense.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">would you like to:

meet your favorite footballer'

Be your favorite footballer..<span id='postcolor'>

in this question they determin that someone who is more straight would rather BE their favorite football player and someone more gay would rather meet their football palyer...  of course this makes no real sense other than some vague steriotype..

here is another good example:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Do you wash your face with:

Cleansing solution

soap<span id='postcolor'>

in this one they deduce that your more gay if you make an effort to clean your face better than someone who is more straight who would just use plain soap..  so In this one better hygen=gayer..  great logic there..

my fave:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">are you worried about getting older?<span id='postcolor'>

according to them if you are concerned with aging you are more gay than someone who isnt.. yes that makes sense doesent it..

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> have you ever been in a fight in the street?<span id='postcolor'>

in this one they deduce that people who havent gotten into a brawl in the road are more homosexual than somone who has..

in reality a gay person is more likley as a result of the criticism of their lifestyle..

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">do you pluck your eyebrows?<span id='postcolor'>

again.. personal hygene=gay

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">if you move into a new flat how important is decorating<span id='postcolor'>

from this they decide people who want their house to look cool are more gay than people who dont care at all...  yeeaaaa

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">when do you get your haircut?

when people make fun

regular interval<span id='postcolor'>

in this one they consider people who get their hair cut regularly more gan than someone who just lets it grow untill it looks stupid then get is it cut..  again..style=gay

many many of the choices (all the ones I picked) are based on style or hygene..  saying people who take care of themselves and have a sense of style are "more gay" than someone who doesent care what they do or look like..

so.. since the only questions I answerd "gay" had to do with hygene and style.. does that make me more gay than someone who doesent care if they have one giant eyebrow, ugly cloths, horrid complexction and horrable social behavior?..   no it just means I look better

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wow...im 16% gay! no wonder I had that weird dream that one time =P

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32% tounge.gif

I was scared as hell when the counter went right up to 100%

Luckily it went right back to 32..

<-- Isa manly man

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 02 2002,03:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">the lowest number is not the best..

actually the number to shoot for would be 50%.. if your too low you are a mindless barbarian with no sense of tact or style.. if too high.. YOUR A HOMO.. right in the middle (50%) would indicate a equalibriam of both brutish and sensable traits..  

either extreme is bad.. if you hit 100 your gay.. if you hit 0 your basically a gorilla.

I would be wary of anyone past 75%<span id='postcolor'>

or are you just jealous that you are not a stud as we are tounge.gif

c'mon...be honest baby... wink.gif

you don't have to hide your shame tounge.gif

j/k

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Wobble is right.....

I spent $110 on a shirt before, does that make me gay? (It was a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey)

I have never been in a street fight before, so I MUST be a homosexual.

and so on...

Tyler

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wooo hooo 16%

but damn that means i must have had a dream or summink to get that 16..(im a walkin talkin hetero.) you better believe it baby!!!!

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Hey, just went out with 48%, perfectly adjusted hetero.

I am so lucky that the barbarian and the cute girl inside myself are well balanced. ( Barbarian is playing flashpoint, cute girl writes poems and draws ).

I am just not so sure where to place my c++ habit, cute girl or barbarian? Btw, smoeone here on this bord adviced to read "The Dice Man" from Luke Rhinehart, it's pretty good!

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Got 38%, that's ok I guess. Some of those questions we're hilarious smile.gif

Btw: It was me who recommended Dice Man smile.gif

Did you finish it yet?

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ok i think wobble is gay hes just in denial

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16 % gay.....what went wrong?, what did i say that was gay'ish?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DeaDEye1809 @ Mar. 02 2002,09:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">ok i think wobble is gay hes just in denial<span id='postcolor'>

my GF of 4 years would disagree.. though she does pretty much ruel me with an iron fist.. i am not her girlfriend..

*wobble steps back and reads what he wrote*..

shit.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 02 2002,09:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">my GF of 4 years would disagree.. though she does pretty much ruel me with an iron fist.. i am not her girlfriend..

*wobble steps back and reads what he wrote*..

shit.<span id='postcolor'>

*yells to Wobbles girlfriend*

'Hey!!! Take a look at what Wobble said about you!!!'

*runs away* tounge.gif

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Bah! your all members of the village people, you might as well put on your navy unifoms and ponce about. smile.gif

I got 09% that means i'm a walking talking red blooded male, i'm way to straight.

Its not my problem if i prefer licking beaver than to tickling arse.

Flame shield goes up, or should i say Gay shield.

*Only kidding*

faggots....

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