Akira 0 Posted February 12, 2002 http://satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml LOL I like the one about the high school students demanding the US go to war in countries they can find and pronounce...hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 12, 2002 I think its not very nice taking the michael outa canada, there very nice people and i think its not nice how the americans are always on there backs. someone desribed america as canadas greasy slobby neighbours. which i kinda agree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted February 12, 2002 lol funny stuff, heres another one on that site which might raise a few eyebrows Bush administration officials agreed, and urged G.E. to abide by the spirit of the agreement. "What General Electric doesn't seem to understand is, European approval is not a mere formality, it's a genuine formality," said U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney. "If we want to build an Anti-Missile Shield or bomb the Middle East or combine two large American companies, we listen to Europe's objections, and then we build an Anti-Missile Shield or bomb the Middle East or combine two large American companies. End of story." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted February 12, 2002 america "greasy neighbors" lol!! thats good, I actually like canada.. and all its ass backwards people ive been there before,and to many of your horrors I felt like I was still in the US.. but keep the guns away from them, they are too plolite.. somoene will take them and shoot them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted February 12, 2002 ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC CHOKING BUSH CALLED CABINET MEMBERS, TOLD GOVERNMENT COULDN'T INTERVENE IN COLLAPSE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES AMISH ASSAIL NOVEL 'BUGGY NIGHTS' Normally Peaceful People Declare Scheune-wa Against Author U.S. "GROSSLY UNPREPARED" FOR UNLIKELY THREATS No Plans in Place to Deal with Drying Up of Oceans, Giant Moon Explosion, Or Potential for Everyone to Be Pecked to Death Like in "The Birds" U.S. ASKS BIN LADEN TO BE SITE OF MASSIVE MONUMENT "America's New War" to Become "America's New Building Project" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 12, 2002 'Oh, Canadians. What the hell do they want?'" lol, stupid canadians j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 12, 2002 LOL those pictures are funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sergeant rock 3 Posted February 12, 2002 I love the Canadians....very nice people...also, a lot of great music has come out of Canada. I even dated a Canadian figure skater for a while. :-) Another point of note, Canada has some of the sexiest strippers I have ever seen. We refer to it as going to the "Canadian Ballet". You'd be amazed what an American Dollar can buy you there.... ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 12, 2002 God bless the Canadians and there maple syrup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 12, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Sergeant Rock @ Feb. 12 2002,18:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I love the Canadians....very nice people...also, a lot of great music has come out of Canada. Â I even dated a Canadian figure skater for a while. :-) Another point of note, Canada has some of the sexiest strippers I have ever seen. Â We refer to it as going to the "Canadian Ballet". Â You'd be amazed what an American Dollar can buy you there.... ;-)<span id='postcolor'> i always had that image of canada as well, loads of attractive scenery whereas i can't help but think of the sleasy, terrifying type people you get on jerry springer whenever american ladies come up. Although of course there are loads of sexy american girls, its just something you can't help think about. Canada's image however hasn't really been ruined by jewish tv talk show hosts, and theres a lot fo french people there, which is cool since i have just started fancying the laetitia castro person (damm wierd name) from the sexiest women thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 12, 2002 One good thing about Canada is that Finland kicks their hockey team's ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christophercles 0 Posted February 13, 2002 i hate maple syrup, but i say "aboot" and "eh" all the time so i guess they cant be all that bad a people eh? Damn u terrance and phillip! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longinius 1 Posted February 13, 2002 "Chairman Levin however, explained that Italy was a U.S. ally, and that intervention is usually in response to a specific threat. "OK, what about Arulco?" interrupted Tyler Boone, a senior at Bellevue High School in Wisconsin. "That's a country in Jagged Alliance 2 run by the evil Queen Deidranna. I'm totally familiar with that place. She's a major threat." "Jagged...?" said Levin. "Alliance. It's a computer game." "Well, no," Levin answered. "We can't attack a fictional country." "Yeah right," Boone mumbled. "Like Grenada was real."" LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (christophercles @ Feb. 13 2002,10:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...but i say "aboot" and "eh" all the time...<span id='postcolor'> A short funny story about Canadian customers. Back in the good old pre-PC days we sold a system that required the user to hit Ctrl-A in order to sign on. We sold one to some outfit in Canada. Well, trying to get them going over the phone took an hour. We'd say, "Hit Ctrl-A," and they'd say, "Ok, we hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCA Jolly 0 Posted February 13, 2002 EHMM...sorry, but: serious: when did Canada get an Army? This was a crack in my plans for conquering the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2002 It's ok to bash canada but not bash the US of A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 13, 2002 I think they both suck. I was just kidding no flaming ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie_McSheenie 1 Posted February 13, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SCA Jolly @ Feb. 13 2002,17:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">EHMM...sorry, but: serious: when did Canada get an Army? This was a crack in my plans for conquering the world <span id='postcolor'> has the south park movie taught you nothing (slaps jolly and paces round room holding top of nose and mumbling) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
762WorldOrder 0 Posted February 13, 2002 I think it's kind of an unwritten rule that Americans, Canadians, and Europeans are always making fun of each other. It's like a game, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira 0 Posted February 13, 2002 True... Plus if he calls THIS bashing he ain't seen some of the other posts.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 13, 2002 It's just like in Finland we're always making fun of Sweden And I bet Sweden is making fun of us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 13, 2002 And danish people also make fun of swedish people. They say if you are drunk for more than 6 hours straight in Copenhagen, you automatically get a swedish passport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Knight 0 Posted February 13, 2002 I've been to a lot of places around the world and i'd say that Canada is the best place to "live" in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
