TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 4, 2002 http://www.operationflashpoint.d2.cz/rest....Feb.jpg Take a look at this newspaper produced by me,(Ober) and some psycho fool by the name of Heinrich. Â HOho i think its funny. Â What you all think? Â Is it worth another issue? Â Or two? Â or more? Â Or do ya wanna kill us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 4, 2002 What was the third option again? OK, I think it's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 4, 2002 Two things: 1. Create a much smaller version of the paper and display that here instead of that gigantic image. The smaller image can be linked to the larger one, just like they did on OFP CZ. 2. Where's the recipe column? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 4, 2002 Much nicer now.....OK, whos up for Resistance Pie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (TheOberleutnant @ Feb. 04 2002,18:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Much nicer now.....OK, whos up for Resistance Pie?<span id='postcolor'> Since, in real life, Malden is the Greek Ionian island Levkas, I think Malden Moussaka would be more of a priority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enemy of the State 0 Posted February 4, 2002 i like the newspaper very funny carry on the good work boys soz made a mistake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raven911 0 Posted February 4, 2002 Hehe... they are good - look forward to some more! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enemy of the State 0 Posted February 4, 2002 what the hell are u talking about I think Malden Moussaka would be more of a priority Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 4, 2002 One more thing: if anyone has any bright ideas for funny screenshots/stories etc then speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Enemy of the State @ Feb. 04 2002,18:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think Malden Moussaka would be more of a priority<span id='postcolor'> what the hell are u talking about?<span id='postcolor'> We were exchanging recipes, if you don't mind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCA Jolly 0 Posted February 4, 2002 LMAOLMAO!!! This could be the start of a mission, "Deadly Temptation", "Nuclear Run", "ESCAPE!" or something... carry on, please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCA Jolly 0 Posted February 4, 2002 I found Ostrov Kolgujev on the map, northeast of norways northernmost city. more east than north. But are every Island (excpt Dsrt Island) based on real islands? btw, Kolgujev didn't look a shit like Ostrov Kolgujev. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enemy of the State 0 Posted February 4, 2002 what type of recipie a nice one or a rubbish one and what does the food taste like good or crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sergeant rock 3 Posted February 4, 2002 ROFL That was very ingenious...well done! Will this be a monthly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 4, 2002 Hmm, this isn't "Delia Smith Teaches all to Cook". Anyway, if you guys like it maybe this will become a weekly thing. And if I can be bothered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 4, 2002 OK, just so ye know what to expect from this, we have rushed and perspired greatly to produce yet another copy. Â Ok its quick but funnier than the last. Â And now it will definately be only weekly/monthly/yearly/decadely/when my fingers stop hurting/whenever, as I said before. Â Hope ye enjoy it. Â Malden Express 4th Feb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SCA Jolly @ Feb. 04 2002,18:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I found Ostrov Kolgujev on the map, northeast of norways northernmost city. more east than north. But are every Island (excpt Dsrt Island) based on real islands?<span id='postcolor'> Search The FAQ for "real islands". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted February 5, 2002 Maybe there should be a newspaper for every island? A few names: The Malden Monitor? The Kolgujev Kronicle? The Everon Express? Good stuff! Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 5, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Feb. 05 2002,07:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Everon Express?<span id='postcolor'> Everon's a chique place. Spice it up and call it the Everon Enquirer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman 0 Posted February 5, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SCA Jolly @ Feb. 04 2002,17:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I found Ostrov Kolgujev on the map, northeast of norways northernmost city. more east than north. But are every Island (excpt Dsrt Island) based on real islands? btw, Kolgujev didn't look a shit like Ostrov Kolgujev.<span id='postcolor'> Kolgujev = Teneriffe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 5, 2002 Seeing as Malden is the nicest island, the newspaper covers every island. So there. Anyway, the islands would probably be to sparsely populated to support 3 newspapers. So one is fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tylerb59 0 Posted February 5, 2002 Well done. Make the next issue in HTML form, so we don't have to download a single image.. That'll speed up the downloads times exponentially.. and help low bandwidth users greatly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOberleutnant 0 Posted February 6, 2002 Good Idea, that'll prrobably be better. Can have separate pages then....Be a right proper magazine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zero1 0 Posted February 6, 2002 why not make Desert Island News Paper.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
