ralphwiggum 6 Posted January 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (brgnorway @ Jan. 20 2002,03:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have 7 cats<span id='postcolor'> i once had about 12 cats<span id='postcolor'> TWELVE.....this is not going better and better  The bloody cats sleep on the bonnet of our new car, making scratches. I hate them. <span id='postcolor'> got two words to straighten out your cat water gun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Jan. 20 2002,04:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have 7 cats<span id='postcolor'> i once had about 12 cats<span id='postcolor'> TWELVE.....this is not going better and better  The bloody cats sleep on the bonnet of our new car, making scratches. I hate them. <span id='postcolor'> got two words to straighten out your cat water gun<span id='postcolor'> Yeah but I have a terrier. He'll solve the problem soon I guess! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted January 20, 2002 This is for all you catlovers out there. A nice wet pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Jan. 20 2002,22:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This is for all you catlovers out there. A nice wet pussy.<span id='postcolor'> That's hilarious!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hilandor 1 Posted January 20, 2002 lmao what a sick specimen of a cat that is =]] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted January 20, 2002 That picture is really pathetic to look at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted January 20, 2002 This kind of picture is what makes the internet great But seriously...that cat is posessed or something. It gives me the creeps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted January 21, 2002 i perfer cats over dogs cuzz all they do is eat and sleep and ocasionally goes to the litter box, as for dogs they eat, fart, lick them selfs in the crotch while making disgusting noises while you have company at your house, always beg for scrapes at the dinner table, than they bark in the middle of the night and when you walk down stairs to shut it up you step in a heap of dog $h!t. and they smell even worse when after you give them a bath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 21, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i perfer cats over dogs cuzz all they do is eat and sleep and ocasionally goes to the litter box, as for dogs they eat, fart, lick them selfs in the crotch while making disgusting noises while you when you have company at your house, always beg for scrapes at the dinner table, than they bark in the middle of the night and when you walk down stairs to shut it up you step in a heap of dog $h!t. and they smell even worse when after you give them a bath.<span id='postcolor'> ...funny guy. You actually made me laugh    Yes, he does fart a little, but on the other hand, so do I. Don't know if the dog or I have the hardest time? Thankfully his fur doesn't smell because he has a wire coat. Also, he doesn't shed his coat - so do most other dogs and all of the cats I believe. Except from that you'r mostly right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted January 21, 2002 LOL, my dog makes grunting noises when he is licking his ass. However my cat does not. I also hate the fact that dogs feel the need to bark at everything that moves outside the house. The annoying factor multiplies by 10 if you have a small dog. They dont bark, they just yap. Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brgnorway 0 Posted January 21, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Jan. 21 2002,06:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL, my dog makes grunting noises when he is licking his ass. However my cat does not. I also hate the fact that dogs feel the need to bark at everything that moves outside the house. The annoying factor multiplies by 10 if you have a small dog. They dont bark, they just yap. Tyler<span id='postcolor'> Im lucky though - he doesnt bark very much. On the other hand, Im about loose my mental health soon. One of the neighbours dogs have her monthly. And my dog (Oscar) howls and whines all day and night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christophercles 0 Posted January 21, 2002 Stop talking about cats, my cat named jones (after the cat in "alien") died! *cries*,but, im getting a new black cat and im callig it ibid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted January 21, 2002 my dog dosnt bark much either just farts, poops in the living room and has the need to go outside like 5 times a day just to take a dump, that and he sometimes lies behind my computer chair and i accendently role over his tail, that and he lies in the door ways and sometimes trip over him and hes so big that you cant open the doors when he lies infront of those too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brentk 1 Posted January 22, 2002 TheHampster best watch out for cats. I think a cat would eat a hamster. hmmm. right..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted January 22, 2002 Red Oct, are you bumping your own post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted January 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Red Oct, are you bumping your own post?<span id='postcolor'> i was trying to post a funny dogfood brand thats in the Grand Theft Auto radio commercials that you here during the game, but i can put a pic of it cuzz its a flash. when i saw that the pic didnt show when i posted it i removed it and made it a bump just to keep the thread alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted January 22, 2002 NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS ALL FICTIONAL SO DONT GET IN MIND THAT IM TRYING TO MARKET DOG FOOD ON THE FORUMS THIS IS JUST HUMOR The Bitch'n' Dog Food Guarantee We care about your pet. That's why we use only the highest quality ingredients we can get our hands on. Our agents are always busy searching for the next best thing to add to our age-tested recipe for the best dog food in Liberty City. For years, the Bitch'n' Dog Food Factory has provided Liberty City with the highest quality goods. Our customers know that we are the best place to go to meet your needs. Some argue that being the only dog food manufacturer in the city is a monopoly and we should be shut down. All those who made such arguments have hence disappeared; obviously afraid of our response to their aggresive claims. I say it now, once and for all, our monopoly is not our choice. The fact that other companies are just afraid to compete with us is not our problem, and actually benefits the community. As many of you know, the Bitch'n' Dog Food Factory has recently gone through a change in management. Marty Chonks, long-time owner of the establishment, mysteriously disappeared leaving me in charge of the business. As the new owner and president, I promise to supply Liberty City with the best prodects available. In fact, I guarantee that 95% of our chow came from a being that was once alive: chicken carcasses, cow remains, pig bits, you name it! In closing, I promise to uphold the standards of the business under Marty. I urge every dog owner to try our special Products of the Month on their pet. Together, we can work to lift the ban on dogs in Liberty City so all our consumers can finally show their faces and proudly say: I own a dog! Sincerely, Â Donald Love P.S. Check out my interview with the Liberty Tree here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blink Dog 0 Posted January 22, 2002 Okay Cats suck monkey dinks. Lets face it if we could lick ourselves we would. I think most of would at least grudgeingly admit that. Cats are to unpredictable, one minute they look innocent the next they are clawing at your nuts, phuck that, I still have children to produce. Oh by the way when a cat rubs up against you, it is not being cuddly, it is marking you as territory. Cats have pheromone glands in their necks to put a sent on you. Merry Xmas owner you are my bitch! I would never hurt a cat or be cruel to one, but I would also never have one as a pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted January 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Blink Dog @ Jan. 22 2002,04:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Okay Cats suck monkey dinks. Lets face it if we could lick ourselves we would. I think most of would at least grudgeingly admit that. Cats are to unpredictable, one minute they look innocent the next they are clawing at your nuts, phuck that, I still have children to produce. Oh by the way when a cat rubs up against you, it is not being cuddly, it is marking you as territory. Cats have pheromone glands in their necks to put a sent on you. Merry Xmas owner you are my bitch! I would never hurt a cat or be cruel to one, but I would also never have one as a pet.<span id='postcolor'> cats clawing at your nuts? naaaw, not cute little kitty cats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted January 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Blink Dog @ Jan. 22 2002,03:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Okay Cats suck monkey dinks. Lets face it if we could lick ourselves we would.<span id='postcolor'> I can lick myself in many places Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry Radish 0 Posted February 26, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Blink Dog @ Jan. 21 2002,21:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Cats are to unpredictable, one minute they look innocent the next they are clawing at your nuts, phuck that, I still have children to produce.<span id='postcolor'> There is a reason cats are unpredictable, it's their diet.. They can't help it, they're just junkies.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
