bmgarcangel 0 Posted March 26, 2004 PVT Brendan RES is me Blackdog is himself It was a October night, 31st to be exact....blackdog saved that all, such a long time :wacko: got home from a party hanged otu with my friends in my room parents weren't in town got a glass of sweet as Scotch After 2 glasses of scotch I was out of it I started typing weird to everyone that i had on my lists everyone! had a 3rd glass then started talking to blackdog by then my friends had gone to bed on the floor in there sleepin bags so I talked to him and someone else blackdog happened to save what happened at least Everything else I just told you was told to me by my friend josh who decided just ot have one glass and not get drunk that is what I was doin before I started talkin to blacky, after my 1st glass though I have no idea wat happened, he went to bed, so obviously I was talkin to blacky ********************************************************************************* Fri Oct 31 22:57:49 2003 ********************************************************************************* PVT Brendan RES: yo blacky, wana dance!! I"LL KILL THE DOG OUT OF THE LITTLE FUCKING pROCKI !! HAHA!!! KILL mtf all the way....,.foh shit, here comes the btich here comse the bitch, sucka it all adn lit it fit hHAHA!!! get me my m16a100 charles, I ot a killing to do:DD:DDDDDD werd my fuckin pusie go, lit it on fier and go danec the jacket away, smile smile, role in shit! HAHSDHasJD Hapy happpy joy joy happy happ yjoy joy!!! HAHA!!!dafds!!!!:LKJFS!!!!!!!!!!!! blackdog: ok PVT Brendan RES: happy happy joy joy, go to hell and never come back, ok ok ok ok ok I lov my ok............dhancing dogzz, here comes the shit, hear coms the siht, dance fthe fucknig fuck away, a littlep ussie wanat kill ap erson blackdog: ok PVT Brendan RES: happy happy jo yjoy happy happy joy joy joy happy happy joy joy fuck it all spit it out happy jfoy joy blackdog: ok PVT Brendan RES: smiles!! not icq never ask fuck to subnit pas to my balls or via balckys viet cong fuck!! HAHA!! blackdog: that's some pretty funny shit PVT Brendan RES: sms icq ..... dub light, 500 caloris and 200 fat!! HAHA!! your compter is a lie detector!!! oh my lrody ! sary shit my maiin many, I cant fuck with it tonight, fuck with my computer tonight, charles, my name is bond, bush bond!! haha!!! PVT Brendan RES: dental servieces HAH!! big ole blacky takin the nice youug dentist gol out to dinnerw ith his giant pit bulls lagging bheind!!!! draging fuck on the ground!!! gals like "wto ifs that blakcy, u got dogs lagging behind!!" scik sit my man!! HAHA!! lalalalala bud light, bud light, 90 bodels of bear on the wll, 90 bottles of beer, tkae on eabout, pass it about, no more bottles of beer on the wall!! HAHA!! blackdog: yup PVT Brendan RES: 90 bodels of bear on the wll, 90 bottles of beer, tkae on eabout, pass it about, no more bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bodetts of beer on the wal, 880 bottles of beer, tkae on efout, pases it about, no mores bottlsof beer on the wal blackdog: ok PVT Brendan RES: hehe!! I LOVE TIS MY GOOD OLE BLAKCY!!!! ITS FUNN!! drunk as a fracken rabit hunter!! HAHA!! blackdog: k PVT Brendan RES: type shit, type shit, get your self in typin shit, send a few thins to the libary, bomb threat, cia , il kill h,i,u kill me.....mial bus hmail gov, tell em going to fuck there shit, wit a lazy ass wtf bomb bitch!! kil blackdog: cool PVT Brendan RES: FIT TO KILL drunk as a lzay as black dog!! DLACK DOGHAHA!!!HAHA!!! need a perfect gift, well I gotaa gitf for pussie if I cna ifnd were they hiden!! HAHA blackdog: agreed PVT Brendan RES: I KNEW IT!! knw it all alongu agree wit fuckni pussiek shit,,,,dibtl u>>heehaI doits like 1059pm and 45 sec, still have laa night to find my galf lan............she rbought me to this one college party, she is a college student, my girlfriend thoughk hehfhe blackdog: pretty cool PVT Brendan RES: i'm onyl like fuking 17 and she like 21 my manmlf andjkl hse my home girl, brought me to party, I got fucking frunk!! HAHA!! fukc the night away, bitch tat kill ihop fukc pancakes shit on bush, kill putin wit the kgb, inv44 suick my fick, o and fick my lit, smoke fdf, nuke bas, and celebrate in my joices ups for ww2ec and tfw:cik relationships my fucking firned buster!!C HAH! blackdog: sounds like a conspiracy to me PVT Brendan RES: it is it s, i'm going to eliminate all by rtaking there wealth and bride, there addon makers iwll be mine!! HAHA!! bride them all haha!! inv44 will die and ww2ec and Forgotten war wil rise beyond all and the world will be in our control for ofp to sotrm the glofebe of the everon world HAHA!! kill all who opose the master HAHA!! blackdog: ok PVT Brendan RES: you want som,e pberr??? it makes oyu fell all good inside u know!! PVT Brendan RES: wanyt some I know you diodf blackdog: yes i would love some deodorant PVT Brendan RES: UI gota a extra bottle of berr blackdog: yes that is always great PVT Brendan RES: beer fucker! HAH!! YES IT IS! i'm a pissing off everone on my list irghtn owHAHA!! you're not hteo jlyn vicitm! blackdog: sounds good enough PVT Brendan RES: I have a litlle bt aof sanity in me right now but I just ifnished another bottle of this shir.....oh man, it cleed...........smir nof ice..........its good stuff, u gotal; try it my friend, very strong...... bt w do you think I sohuld got obed ?? cause I go will like be friendlish if I dont but i get get courge nough to do so :'( blackdog: good enoug ********************************************************************************* Fri Nov 1 22:57:49 2003 ********************************************************************************* PVT Brendan RES: hey, jesus. I had way too much last night. I almost fucking killed my self, and i'm not kidding either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frenchman 0 Posted March 26, 2004 I just noticed how Blackdog sounds alot like good ol' Keg. Kinda offtopic though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmgarcangel 0 Posted March 26, 2004 I don't gets it seriously...isn't this off-topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 26, 2004 I remember only one very strange story from being drunk. Totally wasted I was able to cross entire Berlin on foot to get to my appartment (i was doing an internship in Berlin). In front of the door I failed to get the key into the hole. After 30 minutes I surrendered and fell asleep in front of it and slept about 7 hours on the place that usually belongs to the neighbours dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmgarcangel 0 Posted March 26, 2004 lol well, that time I got drunk few months ago, lucky I was able to chat and catch a moment in time with black dog.... now lets change this so that it fits the offtopic forum rules that I forgot to read....again..... lets get some war related drunk stories hehe hinthint*german soldier walks around signing into the american lines* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toadlife 3 Posted March 26, 2004 OFFTOPIC (about military, politics, science, other military games and similiar topics loosely related to the game) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edc 0 Posted March 26, 2004 Well, it could be about the science of how being drunk effects your communication and behavior. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
