AGBAGB 0 Posted December 4, 2002 Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LowLevelFunctionary 0 Posted December 4, 2002 hmmm.... over to the moderator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGBAGB 0 Posted December 4, 2002 no ones home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kegetys 2 Posted December 4, 2002 i'd suggest the mods to write an email to this kids ISP to get him off the net to grow up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGBAGB 0 Posted December 4, 2002 well considering thats a email that i made up just to join and spam it wouldnt even go to me! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kegetys 2 Posted December 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AGBAGB @ Dec. 04 2002,18:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">well considering thats a email that i made up just to join and spam it wouldnt even go to me! lol<span id='postcolor'> Eh? the forum logs your ip address. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acidcrash 0 Posted December 4, 2002 ahh the good ole blackadder "spam" sketch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGBAGB 0 Posted December 4, 2002 im in a computer lab with 20-30 comps at my dissopsal, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acidcrash 0 Posted December 4, 2002 good for you, now im supprised no mod has turned up yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kegetys 2 Posted December 4, 2002 209.232.158.20 (user158x20.fjuhsd.k12.ca.us) Orange County Department of Education SBCIS-020802-114830 (NET-209-232-144-0-1) Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 209.232.144.0 - 209.232.159.255 Orange County Department of Education 200 Kalmus Costa Mesa, CA 92626 http://www.ocde.k12.ca.us/contact.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FW200 0 Posted December 4, 2002 I suggest that the mod delete all his threads and do an IP ban... but you figured that out already didn't you? Â EDIT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGBAGB 0 Posted December 4, 2002 i sat here and waited for the mods to leave before i started spaming in this communist forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acidcrash 0 Posted December 4, 2002 well oddly enough, it appears most ppl are commie according to the politcal test here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGBAGB 0 Posted December 4, 2002 ho well it time for one of those comunists to come back and ban me, dont worry though Ill be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-RoNiN 0 Posted December 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i'd suggest the mods to write an email to this kids ISP to get him off the net to grow up. <span id='postcolor'> You bet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
