Guard dog (static)

[USMC Sniper 0]

A deer based on the motorcycle class, and have it so you cannot see the driver, and bam we have a good target for hunting.

[Jamesia 0]

an 80 mph deer?

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I love hiddens avatar

[Hidden 0]

LMAO that would be a weird sight. Time to lay off the bottle

Or make it fly and make a Santa mission for Xmas

[squirt 0]

i want to go deer hunting with my kozlice, deep in the woods of Kolgujev

[USMC Sniper 0]

Jamesia: I obviously ment tuning the config so it acts more like a deer.

[LightBringer 0]

Here is your pig...

http://www.paradia.hu/teszt/zsirmalac.zip

the piggy squad

LOLOL...

[GeneralMortars 0]

Terrific!! What's the max-speed of those cute vehicles??

Can you add additional armor to them?? That surely would increase their damage-level, and probably give 'em sumwhat fearsome reputation: "The Dangerous Combat Pigs Of Nogova", or something!

Regards

GM

[Guest]

So that's bringing home the bacon huh? You weirdo!

[ralphwiggum 6]

can't help laughing! had hard time shutting my mouth.

oh wait. pic size > 100k

[desantnik 0]

My Dads friend Serguei had a brother who was in the Vosdushniye Sile, or Airborne forces.

 Serguei's brother was assigned with his battalion size task force to some country in lower Russian like Uzbekistan or Tajikistan, dont remember which but it was after the CCCP collapsed, and this battalion was sent to clean up a base for troops that would be following. After being dropped off the men set to work..... It was pretty much done and a general and one of his staff came for inspection. After taking a quick tour around the base followed up by a traditional welcome with zakuski and vokda the general decided he wanted to go hunting.

  Now let me tell you, in this region there are a lot of wild boars or small beasts of that stature or something of that sort. Now the general and his aide grabbed two AK-74, a box of ammo, rations, radio, and some vodka ( of course) and jumped into their gazik. They left the base promising to come back in a day.

  Well a day passed, the troops thought they decided to stay the night and camp out. Another day passed...the personal got worried as there was no word of them, no radio contact, nothing.... the personal sent a small helecopter an MI-8? to scout for them, nothing. Well on the third day, a team of specialist set out in their apc's and found the empty gazik, about 5 kilometers east, they found a campfire and empty vodka bottles. On the next hill they found 130 boar corpes, with about 100 strewn around an uprooted tree, shell casings and human remains strewn for 50 meters in every direction.

  It turns out that, the General and his aide decided to camp for the night, in the morning the drank and apparently had a bit too much. They spotted a herd or group of boars and decided to open fire, well apparently when they were firing the hit the young ones, these boars let out cries and rallied  to the defense of the remaining herd, well the General and his aide were chased up a tree and started to fire down which enraged the animals even more. The guys firing down ran out of ammo and the animals dug the tree up with there tusks, now this wasn't a small tree. It was a big pine. The tree was completely pushed over and the roots were all torn up. The boars mauled the General and his aide to death. Unfortuantly when the tree came down the aide was trapped underneath it, poor bastard... was takin apart by the beasts.

 Pretty wild egh? Anyway the moral of this is, no matter how advanced we humans think we are and no matter how good our weaponry is, mother nature always manages to kick us one in the ass at the end.

[mr. Duck 0]

Good lord!

That reminds me of a scene from Hannibal, where these pigs had to ravage some humans. A sad way to come to you're end

[LightBringer 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Dec. 11 2002,19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">oh wait. pic size > 100k<span id='postcolor'>

oops, jeah.. sorry...