Sweeper 0 Posted July 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hovmand @ July 18 2002,23:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Good thing it was only practice bombs  <span id='postcolor'> Yes if it were a Mk-84 the whole neighborhood would go and visit St Peter.... The MK-84 is a 2000 lb bomb for non sim pilots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Frag 0 Posted July 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (habdoel @ July 19 2002,02:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">he had 3 bombs, 1 hit. So he missed 2. that men needs some practice.<span id='postcolor'> He didn't pickle the house with all three practice bombs. All we know is that the one aimed at the house did hit its target. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedStorm 0 Posted July 19, 2002 F117 pilot: "BWHAHA!!! I, The evil Vader of Nutroksky has come to take over the world!! *pgghht* *pssh* *boaam* (making shooting and explosion sounds while targeting houses and trashcans)" Mission control: "err...Please repeat Striker One, we didn't copy!" F117 pilot: "err, never mind. I was doing an audio check, over!" Striker One looks back over shoulder and sees two trashcans knocked over and a civilian house with a bomb sticking out of the roof F117 pilot: "Uhh...mission control...duhh...this is..ehh Striker One...I fubarred...it seems that I've been bombing...like...a few houses and trashcans..while doing an impression of Vader of Nutroksky" Mission control: "Damnit! Return to base immediatly!...Oh, and don't worry about the houses and trashcans...we'll just blame it on terrorist attacks..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted July 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ July 19 2002,15:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (residuum @ July 19 2002,15:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Would it be possible to change the voices in OFP?<span id='postcolor'> eh? did you take a wrong turn somewhere while travelling the forum?<span id='postcolor'> look at what Jester had to say after denoir made some remarks about OFP AI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKULLS_Viper 0 Posted July 19, 2002 luckily,...that wasnt a nuke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanAK47 1 Posted July 20, 2002 I wonder if anyone was in the bathroom at the time. Imagine a bomb flying into your bathtub while you are taking a shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKULLS_Viper 0 Posted July 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I wonder if anyone was in the bathroom at the time. Imagine a bomb flying into your bathtub while you are taking a shit.<span id='postcolor'> Just hope that thing doesnt make a spark with all that gass in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites