Longinius 1 Posted July 17, 2002 That art aint very secret. If you told me he possessed the ultimate power of the ninja though...That would be truely impressive ; ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ July 17 2002,10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would like to say something straight to Ville Itälä's face<span id='postcolor'> Don't!! He knows the secret art of Karate!!  <span id='postcolor'> Then I'll just bleed on him until he drowns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oligo 1 Posted July 17, 2002 Haven't you guys read the guide in Thespark.com called: "How to get your ass kicked in such a way that the other guy goes to jail." It has all these neat tips. My favourite one is this: "Take your wallet into your hand and approach the opponent, making faces to piss him off. Offer your head in such a way that he can easily achieve a headlock. While he is pounding your face with his fist, slip your wallet into one your opponents pockets. Now his charge is going to be mugging instead of mere battery." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted July 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How to get your ass kicked in such a way that the other guy goes to jail<span id='postcolor'> This is a true story that happened in a pub in Helsinki: Guy A is in toilet, washing his hands. He had had boxing as a hobby for 15 years and recently he had switched to thai-boxing. Guy A is a relatively small man. Then Guy B finishes his business and comes to the hand-washing sink, making some kind of growl. He yells something like this: "Hey f*cker, get lost!" at Guy A, who has almost finished washing his hands. Guy B is inpatient, and grabs Guy A away from the sink, and tries to punch Guy A. Guy A feels really threatened and throws a couple of punches. Guy B doesn't care, and when he starts to fight back, Guy A gives him more punches and finally finishes him with an elbow-punch in the head. Consequenses: Guy B get injuries, worst of them is a permanent brain damage. Guy A goes to jail for a year or so, and has to pay 20000 euros ( = $ ) to guy B. What do we learn from this? . . . Anybody? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ July 17 2002,12:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What do we learn from this? . . . Anybody?<span id='postcolor'> Don't f*ck with relatively small men? I'm a relatively small guy and I've always been able to talk my way out of fights. I'm a long haired hippie so I'm like a magnet to big skinheaded muscular men but so far none of them have actually tried to punch me after I've had a small talk with them. Lucky me. Maybe I should start to negotiate with criminals. (Damn. After 4 caffeine pills my hands shake so much that it's hard to type anything Got to go out and get something to eat.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted July 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've always been able to talk my way out of fights.<span id='postcolor'> Why don't you just bleed on them until they drown? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 17, 2002 It's too messy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted July 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's too messy.<span id='postcolor'> How about throwing your caffeine pills at them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 17, 2002 I need them myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gollum1 0 Posted July 20, 2002 "The end of innocence for Finland" LOL! I remember watching the news (I´m Finnish) and they said over and over again that it doesin´t seem to be "politically motivated" No s**t, Sherlock. It reminded me of September 12 when the government beefed up security in the air etc etc. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Finland is a great country, but do you actually think Al-Qaeda would attack a "skyscraper"(6-story building in helsinki) here, or a new nationalist terrorist movement would emerge, demanding that storekeepers stop rounding off Euro prices? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
