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Oh no, let's not start the Simpsons quotes again, we'll be at it all summer.

<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>And</span> <span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>besides,</span> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>where</span> <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>the</span> <span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>hell</span> <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>is</span> <span style='font-size:18pt;line-height:100%'>your</span> <span style='font-size:19pt;line-height:100%'>portrait</span> <span style='font-size:20pt;line-height:100%'>RalphWiggum</span> mad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ralph:me fail english? thats unpossible<span id='postcolor'> biggrin.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ralph: My cat's breath smells like catfood<span id='postcolor'> smile.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries, and they look pretty poisionous.

Ralph: I ated the purple berries......owww,ohhhh *falls down* awww.

Bart: How are they ralph... good?

Ralph:They taste like...Buuuurning<span id='postcolor'>

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How long did it take you to write the iB code for those font sizes..

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">lalalala<span id='postcolor'>

God, somebody kill me

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I think I started a Simpsons Quotes thread few months ago. If anyone cares to browse through the pages to find it, feel free to resurrect it. Since nobody bothers to get this board's search system working I could care less.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 17 2002,08:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Then those bullet speed holes. Haha. priceless.  When those mobsters talk "Maybe we should have gotten more than just 3 bullets". Lol.<span id='postcolor'>

obviously CS or Quake trained mobs. tounge.gif

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But yea, their latest episodes have been sort of getting weaker. What do you expect, they've been on the air for so long. They pretty much touched every area of life.<span id='postcolor'>

sooo true.....they are now relying more on repetition of dumb jokes/actions then smart humors like.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

Lisa: Dad, you can't judge people from other places without being there.

Bart: Yeah, that's what they do in Russia.

*from the Simpsons goes to NY episode.

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relying on current event is not helping much either.... sad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 17 2002,08:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think I started a Simpsons Quotes thread few months ago.  If anyone cares to browse through the pages to find it, feel free to resurrect it.  Since nobody bothers to get this board's search system working I could care less.<span id='postcolor'>

it got sabotaged...you said one quotes per post, we all started posting everyone we could find... tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 17 2002,08:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How long did it take you to write the iB code for those font sizes..

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">lalalala<span id='postcolor'>

God, somebody kill me<span id='postcolor'>

10000 hours

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Yeah I hear ya'. A man can only swallow so much.

BTW mods, any way I could have my username changed to "advocate" instead of "advocatexxx" ?

When I first signed up I think it told me that "advocate" is already taken, but as I've just browsed the As in the member directory I saw that "advocate" was NOT taken by anyone.

I really hate those 3 Xs. They make me look like some sex freak.

You can't change a username can you. Damn.

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And would any mod do it for you if you could?

And why not just admit that you are a megalomanic sexfreak ?

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We can't change the member name unfortunately. One possibility is if you re-register, then we can transfer you post count. I think however that since you are one of the more active contributors in the therapy-thread and because you started the orgy thread, that the "xxx" is very fitting smile.gif

As nordin said: learn to accept who you are. embrace you true nature wink.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 17 2002,09:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

As nordin said: learn to accept who you are. embrace you true nature wink.gif<span id='postcolor'>

yup! works for me! i luv eating glues! biggrin.gif

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Nah.. Come to think of it the guys are right. I just gotta face my true sick freaky perverted nature. I can see myself 45 years old wearing a black shirt with big white XXX on them while dating a transvestide.

Ohhh the pain, the pain of it all.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ June 17 2002,08:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dammit Gimbal, if you keep changing your member title I can't make fun of you mad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I don't think he is to blame. Some other mod is having fun on his behalf smile.gif

I think "Horny Pooh" was a 'before' name and "Danish delight" an  'after' name  wow.gif  tounge.gif

My "Swedish war hero" was changed to "Begging to be banned" by Gimbal I suspect.

After I became a mod Placebo (I think) changed it to "Begging to ban someone".

Then some joker changed it to "Begging to bag someone".

smile.gif

Anyway, I won't change it since I think it is lot funnier when sombody else gives you a name wink.gif

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Espectro: Yellow card for you: smile.gif

soccer_ref_yellow_card_md_wht.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 17 2002,11:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Espectro: Yellow card for you: smile.gif

soccer_ref_yellow_card_md_wht.gif<span id='postcolor'>

bah tounge.gif

m0000

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Oh boy....

Denoir a mod.....well....my days here are numbered now sad.gif

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DAMN IT!

I need one of those nifty custom tags...not stupid ol' "advanced member" anymore.... sad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Espectro @ June 17 2002,11:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wow.gif4--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 17 2002,11wow.gif4)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Espectro: Yellow card for you: smile.gif

soccer_ref_yellow_card_md_wht.gif<span id='postcolor'>

bah tounge.gif

m0000<span id='postcolor'>

http://www.mcdonalds.com/

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 17 2002,15:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Espectro @ June 17 2002,11:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 17 2002,11wow.gif)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Espectro: Yellow card for you: <!--emo&smile.gif

soccer_ref_yellow_card_md_wht.gif<span id='postcolor'>

bah tounge.gif

m0000<span id='postcolor'>

http://www.mcdonalds.com/<span id='postcolor'>

I don't know denoir...this could be a threat and arrestable one.... tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ June 17 2002,18:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">http://www.mcdonalds.com/<span id='postcolor'>

I don't know denoir...this could be a threat and arrestable one.... tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Where's the beef? mad.gif

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