Wobble 1 Posted June 9, 2002 1: Botswana because I dont know where it is.. it could be anywhere.. it could be right behind me.. watching.. waiting.. looking for the moment to attack my freedom.. 2: the old woman down the street sh constantly uses her dog in terrorist attacks, chemical warefare in my yard, i almost dont want to leave.. but if I give up.. the terrorists win. 3: Gary Turner He attacked my liberity by tring to force me to buy an automatic, there can be nothing more unamerican than a automatic transmission on a turbocharged car 4: Ozzy Osbourn Because I cant understand what hes fucking saying.. 5:pop up ads forcing me to look at all sorts of things I dont need, assuming im like everyone else.. talking away my individuality.. very communistic.. 6:my work boots they impeed the freedom of my toes 7: KFC is high costs hinder my ability to buy a car, or a house, thus ruining the economy.. and thus the American way. 8: spare tires they are always smaller, and have an ugly rim, making your economy driving automobile look stupid.. so you dont drive it, so you dont buy gas, so you dont fuel the economy 9:the bank they give me a ATM card, but no pin number, making me leave my economy driving job and go get it programmed. 10: Cambell's chicken soup no american should drink from a bowl, but thats the only you can eat that shit. 11: people who fart in my office only a stalinist would fart in someone else's office 12:People who didnt know Elton John was gay your too stupid to not be on the axis of evil 13: Evil Kineval thats a no brainer these 13 make up Wobble's axis of Evil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">no american should drink from a bowl,<span id='postcolor'> Then what do you do with the left-over milk from your cereal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E6Hotel 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">He attacked my liberity by tring to force me to buy an automatic, there can be nothing more unamerican than a automatic transmission on a turbocharged car<span id='postcolor'> Wouldn't be saying that around the Buick GN guys, if I were you! Semper Fi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmy 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 08 2002,11:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">no american should drink from a bowl,<span id='postcolor'> Then what do you do with the left-over milk from your cereal?<span id='postcolor'> take a nice long time and consume it spoonful by spoonful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advocatexxx 0 Posted June 9, 2002 Isn't this similar to a thread you posted short while ago, something about 10 things that piss me off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 09 2002,06:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">no american should drink from a bowl,<span id='postcolor'> Then what do you do with the left-over milk from your cereal?<span id='postcolor'> With a straw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenHawk 0 Posted June 9, 2002 I have one of those straws in pink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 9, 2002 denoir's axis of evil: 1] Wobble 2] Akira 3] Assault (CAN) 4] Ussoldier11b Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">denoir's axis of evil: 1] Wobble 2] Akira 3] Assault (CAN) 4] Ussoldier11b <span id='postcolor'> That's not an axis of evil...more a gathering of opinionated twits *gets on his flameproof suit* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hilandor 1 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ June 08 2002,21:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">denoir's axis of evil: 1] Wobble 2] Akira 3] Assault (CAN) 4] Ussoldier11b <span id='postcolor'> That's not an axis of evil...more a gathering of opinionated twits *gets on his flameproof suit*<span id='postcolor'> lolol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio 0 Posted June 9, 2002 Scorpio's axis of evil: General Aleksi Guba. You guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">denoir's axis of evil: 1] Wobble 2] Akira 3] Assault (CAN) 4] Ussoldier11b <span id='postcolor'> What have I ever done to you? Â </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That's not an axis of evil...more a gathering of opinionated twits *gets on his flameproof suit*<span id='postcolor'> Excuse me for sharing my views with you, I'm sorry you don't agree with them. Â Assault (CAN): "flameproof suits can't stop bullets!" Warin: "Oh crap!" Assault (CAN): Me? Opinionated? muhahahahaha, *gets gun*, *shoots Warin in the ass* LOL, Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sadico 1 Posted June 9, 2002 Sadico's Axis of Evil: 1. George W. Bush. That guy scares the hell out of me. I mean, are u fucking insane!? Giving that guy control of the most powerful country in the world!!?? 2. Jose MarÃa Aznar. The spanish president. He is a fascist asshole. What the fuck is he doing in the government? i thought Franco's dictatorship ended in 1975... 3. Ariel Sharon and Yasir Arafat. Two old fuckers who like sending people to death. They both should be in The Hague with Milosevic 4. Luis Alvaro. A very big nazi skinhead who wants to kill me. He tried, but fortunately i can run faster than Forrest Gump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 09 2002,22:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Excuse me for sharing my views with you, I'm sorry you don't agree with them. Â Assault (CAN): "flameproof suits can't stop bullets!" Warin: "Oh crap!" Assault (CAN): Me? Opinionated? muhahahahaha, *gets gun*, *shoots Warin in the ass* LOL, Tyler<span id='postcolor'> *pulls his big think book of Voltaire out of his pants and proudly displays how it stopped the bullets* While I may believe you have the right to what you say, and will defend that right unto my death... I can still think your are a bit of a wonk Course, that's not your fault. It's the product of your youth, combined with your exposure to people like Wobble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wonk Pronunciation Key (wngk) n. Slang 1.A student who studies excessively; a grind. 2.One who studies an issue or a topic thoroughly or excessively<span id='postcolor'> Warin, I'm flattered. While I don't like your opinion of me, I will fight to the death for your right to call me a dickhead. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">combined with your exposure to people like Wobble.<span id='postcolor'> And you think I'm opinionated? Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paratrooper 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Sadico @ June 09 2002,22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Sadico's Axis of Evil: 1. George W. Bush. That guy scares the hell out of me. I mean, are u fucking insane!? Giving that guy control of the most powerful country in the world!!?? 2. Jose MarÃa Aznar. The spanish president. He is a fascist asshole. What the fuck is he doing in the government? i thought Franco's dictatorship ended in 1975... 3. Ariel Sharon and Yasir Arafat. Two old fuckers who like sending people to death. They both should be in The Hague with Milosevic 4. Luis Alvaro. A very big nazi skinhead who wants to kill me. He tried, but fortunately i can run faster than Forrest Gump.<span id='postcolor'> Spain dosn't have a President, and Aznar is not a Fascist. Your grasp of the Middle-Eastern problem is also pretty weak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 09 2002,22:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wonk  Pronunciation Key  (wngk) n. Slang 1.A student who studies excessively; a grind. 2.One who studies an issue or a topic thoroughly or excessively<span id='postcolor'> Warin, I'm flattered.  While I don't like your opinion of me, I will fight to the death for your right to call me a dickhead.  </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">combined with your exposure to people like Wobble.<span id='postcolor'> And you think I'm opinionated?  Tyler<span id='postcolor'> I missed a t. That should have been TWONK. As in 'You played the pratt version of Rimmer for TWO years? What a twonk' From Red Dwarf. Have I once said that I am not opinionated??? The difference is that I am not a twit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The difference is that I am not a twit <span id='postcolor'> In your mind, you are right, because my views are different from yours, it makes me a twit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 09 2002,23:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">In your mind, you are right, because my views are different from yours, it makes me a twit?<span id='postcolor'> I dont really think you are a twit. It was a joke and now I am just having fun giving you a hard time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted June 9, 2002 *Wobble grabs crotch and spits* I got yer Twit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sadico 1 Posted June 9, 2002 Paratrooper: For your information, i'm spanish, so i know Aznar a lot better than you. Yes, Aznar is president (presidente del gobierno). He is not a fascist? he acts like one. In the early 80's he wrote articles in newspapers against democracy, and even today his party doesn't admit that Franco's dictatorship was wrong. What would you call him if not fascist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paratrooper 0 Posted June 9, 2002 He is the Prime Minister, and Franco was better than the communists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 9, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ June 10 2002,00:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">He is the Prime Minister, and Franco was better than the communists.<span id='postcolor'> LOL! Wow, better than the communists means you arent a fascist?? And I have seen Aznar listed both as 'President' and 'Prime Minister' Are you spanish, Paratrooper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paratrooper 0 Posted June 9, 2002 No, Im not Spanish, but there can't be a President (head of state) in a constitutional monarchy. BTW I'm not trying to start a massive argument here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
