Guest Posted June 4, 2002 Reuters Article </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> LONDON (Reuters) - Swimmers have been warned to stay away from a sexually frustrated dolphin off a seaside resort after it tried to lure unwary humans out to sea in a bid to mate with them. The Times newspaper said on Tuesday that the bottlenose dolphin, nicknamed Georges, had arrived off Weymouth, Dorset, about two months ago after following a trawler across the Channel. "This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers," U.S. marine mammal expert Ric O'Barry told the paper. "When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people." O'Barry said the dolphin, which weighs an estimated 400 lbs (180 kg), would get very excited and rough and try to mate with the swimmer, possibly causing them to drown. The dolphin also has a fascination for boat propellers and has been injured several times. But it has resisted attempts to move to less-populated waters, the paper said. Since his arrival at Weymouth, Georges has become a major attraction at the seaside resort with thousands of people taking to the sea in boats to watch him play. <span id='postcolor'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted June 4, 2002 I bet tomorrow you will see hundreds of 49 year old ladies swimming around in the sea. What might have had this effect? I wonder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ June 04 2002,17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I bet tomorrow you will see hundreds of 49 year old ladies swimming around in the sea. What might have had this effect? I wonder? Â <span id='postcolor'> LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted June 4, 2002 yuk....reminds me of a sick link we had here some moths ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 4, 2002 Who could have posted such a disgusting link... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted June 4, 2002 another proof that basically anyone in this forum is brain-damaged! But that is nothing new to me, I finally found friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLight 0 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ June 04 2002,17:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I finally found friends  <span id='postcolor'> You know, that sounds extremely pathetic Do you actually mean that? No offence of course... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 4, 2002 Everyone's sick in the brain. It's called human behaviour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ June 04 2002,17:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ June 04 2002,17:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I finally found friends  <span id='postcolor'> You know, that sounds extremely pathetic  Do you actually mean that? No offence of course...  <span id='postcolor'> Was all my time spent in this forum just an illusion. I thought I finally found friends! Now are you telling me the truth? I have noone else, except my mom and my fleas! And I see my mom only once per day, and she usually only opens the cellar-door to put some food for me on the stairway, then she locks the door again! THe only thing that keeps me awake and alive is the light of my TV/screen! You realy disapointed me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted June 4, 2002 Ah, I love this world. Sometimes you stop believing that the truth really is stranger than fiction, and then you see this. LOL, now Ive seen everything... at least until Nordin finds another freak to post lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 04 2002,16:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'> What I find amazing is this: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> "When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people." <span id='postcolor'> This means that the dolphin is intelligent enough to identify a human female and stupid enough to think he can mate with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This means that the dolphin is intelligent enough to identify a human female and stupid enough to think he can mate with her.<span id='postcolor'> LOL, sounds like most men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 05 2002,00:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This means that the dolphin is intelligent enough to identify a human female and stupid enough to think he can mate with her.<span id='postcolor'> LOL, sounds like most men. Â <span id='postcolor'> HAHAHA!! That's why we love dolphins so much! We're on the same wavelenght Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ June 05 2002,00:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This means that the dolphin is intelligent enough to identify a human female and stupid enough to think he can mate with her.<span id='postcolor'> LOL, sounds like most men. Â <span id='postcolor'> It means that the skills used to identify the "universal" female are very prominent in a dolphin, but the skill to distinguish between species is undeveloped, which might explain the large amount of interaction they seem to have with humans. Or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted June 4, 2002 Does this remind anyone of a certain episode of King of the Hill? Does anyone here watch that show, other than me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted June 4, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Does this remind anyone of a certain episode of King of the Hill?<span id='postcolor'> LOL, yeah, I saw that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted June 4, 2002 Poor Hank Hill. Hum...perhaps we've discovered the real reason Hilandor has stepped down as a mod... he's planning a swimming vacation in the south. I seem to remember a photo of him and a dolphin.... coincedence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted June 5, 2002 I touch fat people in my spare time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
