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I got this in my email recently:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hey, This is going to sound strange, but I had the biggest crush on

you, so I got your email address from a friend. You used to come into

the store where I worked every once in a while and I always wanted to

say something, but I never had the nerve to. I've been working out

and dieting and I weigh 110 now, and last time you saw me I was more

like 150. I've been running 3 miles everyday. Want to feel my

muscles? hehe :) I have some pictures online:

{url deleted}

I left off the "before" pictures, but I'm pretty proud of the after

shots...I'll let you be the judge though =o) I know this is kind of

out of the blue, but I'd like to see if you'd be interested in

getting together for coffee. Now that I've spent all this time on my

appreance I'd like to get the benefits out of it. I'll understand if

you don't remember me, but at least look at my pics and see if you'd

be interested. I look nothing like I did a year ago. My hair is

longer and blonde now. My phone # is on that webpage and I hope

you'll call me. You've kind of been my inspiration for all this hard

work.

xoxox Lisa

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Do they think people are really dumb enough to fall for that?

Anyway, I thought people could share some of the more amusing or just plain dumb spam mail they have received.

You should delete addresses and mail links for privacy reasons and to prevent this thread from being closed. I just thought it might be a good laugh.

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LMAO! Never underestimate the stupidity of people, though.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

From: stupid spammer

Date sent: Wed, 27 Jan 2002 11:19:25 +0100

To: poor me

Subject: Mike?

Mike, Is this you?

This is Jimmy, your cousin.

Call or email me immediately.

Found a company who will build, and

host our site for FREE.

Also give us FREE Internet Access.

Call me today.

If this is not you Mike

I'm sorry if you received

this by mistake.

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Well, I guess on 10 milion e-mails there will be a couple of Mikes that have a cousin called Jimmy smile.gif

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I thought I had saved the most stupid I remeber, it was like:

Become a licenced minister in only 6 hours GUARANTEED!

Be authorized to performed:

Weddings

Funerals

....

...

IN ONLY 6 HOURS!!!! PUT ONLY 11 000 000$ ON THIS ACCOUNT NOW!!!

Well, since most of these fucknig disgusting spam mails come from, and only concern US citisens - this really (in a stupid way indeed) only adds to our 'anti-USA' spirits. To be forced to spend signifacant time each day if one have several accounts to delete this crap. And if you have'nt got energy to do it, and turn on the telly instead there are mostly US programs around.....

Turn this thread in to US flaming too? Silly indeed, but not a unimportant part of our relation to USA  sad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Pukko @ May 24 2002,04:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Turn this thread in to US flaming too? Silly indeed, but not a unimportant part of our relation to USA  sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I think that we should cut the Yanks some slack. We have been pretty hard on their tail lately smile.gif

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I once got an email for a stupid company that tries to rip you off with *fantasies*:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

You and your organization are invited to participate in one of the most

incredible experiences of your life ­ grown-up fantasy camp where you become

a secret agent and save the world.

Scale 35 foot walls, fly through the air on zip lines, traverse rope bridges

50 feet above the ground, learn the art of paintball combat, participate in

a vehicle ambush scenario, race through the woods on a dirt go-kart

practicing target acquisition, initiate recon and rescue missions, save the

hostage and save the world.

We offer packages from a partial day to a full weekend. Once you arrive at

our main training facility in Lake Arrowhead, CA, everything is taken care

of for you - rations, barracks, equipment, entertainment and training. We

hope you will join us.

PRIVATE GROUP EVENTS AVAILABLE.

TOP SECRET : SECURITY LEVEL ALPHA CLEARANCE ONLY

We are a top-secret agency of the United States Government - SAC (Secret

Agent Camp). All SAC actions are officially non-sanctioned by our

government. We act with no official authority. If we are captured, all

authorities will deny any authorization or knowledge of our existence.

Unlike the CIA or FBI, we are a self-funding operation, no congressional

money, no congressional control. Our director, Corypheus, answers only to

the President of the United States.

Several of our members are active in the special forces divisions of our

great nationÄ…s armed forces - Navy Seals and Green Berets. This provides

them mobility throughout the world and it also allows us the ability to

dispatch them utilizing military resources (covertly of course).

Our secret base is disguised as a camp and conference center in the

wilderness near Lake Arrowhead, California, the perfect location for covert

training. Our barracks are disguised as guest cabins with built in bunks,

showers, sinks and restroom facilities. To the rest of the world you will

be a guest in the mountains, eating gourmet meals prepared by a master chef

who actually has served as personal chef to a royal family before joining

SAC.

As a new recruit you will be required to master several skills which will

build your confidence and teach you to eliminate fear, two absolute

necessities for a secret agent. You will climb 35' feet up our rock wall.

You will master the art of flying on a zip wire. You will cross wire

bridges 50' feet above the ground. You will master exercises as a team that

none could complete alone. You will climb 60' feet up our giant's ladder.

You must also master paintball techniques that will be necessary should you

be required to engage the enemy while on a mission. You will learn both

offensive and defensive techniques as well as strategy and critical thinking

skills that will serve you each time you encounter an opponent.

As you know, the Iron Curtain has fallen and the Red Threat is no longer of

major public concern. However, in the new world order, the post cold war

world, there are many hidden enemies with great potential for violence and

destruction against the United States and the World. One such enemy has

recently become an immediate threat to the safety and security of mankind.

Some of our top operatives in our organization were recently defeated while

protecting Dr. Sandra Longfellow, the well-known Nobel prizewinning

scientist. She was lead scientist on the Human Genome Project and is the

absolute top mind in the field. We have been informed that her research has

lead to a discovery that, if it falls into the wrong hands, will lead to the

ultimate destruction of humanity. Her research was, unfortunately,

conducted in violation of seven international treaties. This is where the

problem lies. When international treaties, world politics or public

sentiment prevent official government action, we must save the day. YOU

must save the day.

We are currently gathering information on her captors and her current

location. It is believed that SOAD (pronounced "so ad") - Society Of

Absolute Destruction - a rogue faction of aggressive and unstable military

leaders from many nations including the former Soviet Union and even the US

- has captured the kind doctor with intentions of using new psychotropic

drugs to procure the secrets her mind contains. Her current location is

unknown.

You and your team have less than two days to complete your SAC training. At

that time you will rendezvous with your contact, T-Bone, and receive our

most recent intelligence on the situation. We have very little time. It's

up to you to save the world. Good Luck.

Destroy this message once read.

Featured on the ABC News-at-Six.

(see www.secretagentcamp.com)

(866) SPY-TRAINING

MISSIONS AVAILABE:

SECRET AGENT CAMP

THE ULTIMATE EXTREME PACKAGE

Live the fantasy! Planes, Choppers, ATVÄ…s, SCUBA,

Hang Gliding, Race Cars & more!

Custom-Designed Missions

SECRET AGENT WEEKEND

łSAVE THE WORLD ­ HOSTAGE RESCUE˛

Resort Hotel Accommodations ­ Single Occupancy

2 nights, 3 days, Actual Special Forces Training

SECRET AGENT WEEKEND

łSAVE THE WORLD ­ HOSTAGE RESCUE˛

Barrack Accommodations ­ Multiple Occupancy

2 nights, 3 days, Actual Special Forces Training

SECRET AGENT CAMP, TWO-DAY MISSION

Å‚SAVE THE WORLD - RESCUE MISSIONË›

Resort Hotel Accommodations ­ Single Occupancy

1 night, 2 days, Actual Special Forces Training

SECRET AGENT CAMP, ONE DAY MISSION

Å‚TRAINING & RESCUE MISSIONË›

SECRET AGENT CAMP, INTRO MISSION

Å‚TRAINING & RESCUE MISSIONË›

1-866-SPY-TRAINING

Group Discount Rates & Transportation Available

Rates Begin at just over $100 per person

SECRET AGENT WEEKEND

łSAVE THE WORLD ­ HOSTAGE RESCUE˛ - Package 1

Resort Hotel Accommodations ­ Single Occupancy

Actual Special Forces Training

FRIDAY

4wow.gif0 ­6wow.gif0 pm Arrive at your hotel under cover and have dinner.

Do not reveal your secret identity as an agent in training. You could come

in contact with agents from the opposition.

6wow.gif0--confused.gif Special Secret Agent Assignment and Activities

You will be required to make acquire several pieces of information and make

contact with our operatives. It is absolutely critical that you remain

under cover and follow all instructions.

SATURDAY

7wow.gif0 am Rise & Shine

7wow.gif0-8:30 Breakfast at hotel and locate your contact for transport. You

will use information gathered the previous evening. Again, follow all

instructions. If you do not follow them exactly, or if you reveal your

identity, you could be captured. If captured, do not engage the enemy. We

will be tracking you by satellite and will initiate a rescue mission if

necessary.

8:30-8:45 Transport to HQ

8:45- 9:15 Physical Training with Seal Team & SAC Orientation

9:15- 10:15 Paintball Training, Tactics Class & Target Shooting

This information will be critical to your mission.

10:15- 11wow.gif0 Martial Arts Training

Learn hand-to-hand combat from the experts. Defend against attackers

armed with guns and knives.

11wow.gif0 ­ 11:45 Intelligence / Communications / Code & Cypher Class

Learn what information is critical, how to get it, how to protect from

the enemy. Learn and practice signals, morse code, and cipher. Create code

for radio transmissions to be used during your rescue mission.

12wow.gif0 ­ 1wow.gif0 Enjoy your Mexican Fiesta Lunch Buffet including the

following:

Sizzling Fajitas ­ black angus sirloin tips and tender chicken morsels,

chilled 48 hours in mango, papaya & ancho chili sauce then flame broiled to

perfection.

Four Cheese Enchiladas ­ pepperocini, flame roasted peppers, bermuda onions

& gorgonzola cheese, hand rolled with our traditional cheese mixture.

Refried Beans ­ tossed with brown butter & chipotle chili puree.

Spanish Rice ­ traditional recipe, exceptional results!

Mouthwatering Salads & Condiments ­ Mexican salsa, black bean salsa,

guacamole, tomatillo & cilantro pico, home fried spinach, tomato & corn

tortilla chips, roasted jalapeno & serrano chilis. In addition we provide a

fresh fruit & salad bar with all fresh ingredients and home-made dressings

including non-fat honey jalapeno, and papaya vinigrette.

Dessert Bar ­ churros, house-baked cookies, and fresh fruit tacos.

1wow.gif0-3wow.gif0 Paintball Exercise ­ łThe Guantlet˛ - Participants will drive

or ride shotgun in vehicle that is being ambushed defending it vigorously

and then switch and have the chance to be on the offensive.

3wow.gif0 ­ 6wow.gif0 High Ropes Course. Learn to work together to achieve common

goals, and experience the thrill, triumph and confidence from overcoming all

fear on our High Ropes Course. High Ropes Elements can include our Burma

Bridge, PostmanÄ…s Walk, GiantÄ…s Ladder, Multi-vine Traverse and more, all

designed to foster communication, support, and trust while building

confidence, eliminating fear, and providing the rush of a lifetime. Flying

through the air like superman on our zip line several stories up is the

icing on the cake.

&

Vehicle Maneuvers. Race through the woods on a dirt-go-kart blasting

targets with paintballs while negotiating the vehicle through tight corners

and turns.

6wow.gif0 ­ 7wow.gif0 Your team will break for your Banquet Dinner Buffet

including:

Carved Top Sirloin of Beef Au Jus ­ slow roasted for perfect tenderness,

horseradish cream & Yorkshire pudding.

Rosemary Chicken ­ oven roasted then flame broiled to perfection with pesto

mashed potato.

Fresh Pasta Bar ­ scampi fettuccini, chicken Elaine, and sirloin Escoffier

are only the beginning of the endless combinations in this Å‚cooked to orderË›

affair.

Zucchini Casablanca ­ spinach, mushrooms, roasted garlic, mozzarella, and

parmesan cheese are baked with marinara-bechamel sauce, enjoy!

Dilectable sides ­ fresh baked dinner rolls, garlic bread, fresh fruit &

salad bar with our signature dressings.

Dessert Bar ­ mini pastries, trifle and heavenly cheese cake.

7wow.gif0 ­ 7:30 R & R

7:30 ­ 8:15 Hostage Rescue Training / Rapid Room Entry Parameters

Learn strategy and techniques for securing a hostage scenario and

planning a successful rescue. Class will include information about no-fire

recon missions, tactics, and cutting edge techniques for the actual live

fire encounter.

8:15 ­ 9:15 Night Paintball Exercises

9:30 ­ 11wow.gif0 Casino Night - Blackjack & Poker

11wow.gif0 Return to hotel

SUNDAY

7:30 am Rise & Shine

8wow.gif0 ­ 9wow.gif0 Breakfast at hotel

9wow.gif0 ­ Mid-day Recon & Rescue Missions & return to HQ

Be prepared for anything. When we receive recon on the hostage location you

will receive further instructions. We are depending on you to save the

world. Good Luck Agent!

This package includes training by real special forces personnel, all

equipment, all meals, and single occupancy hotel accommodations.

The per person rate is $1299.

SECRET AGENT WEEKEND

łSAVE THE WORLD ­ HOSTAGE RESCUE˛ - Package 2

Barrack Accommodations ­ Multiple Occupancy

Actual Special Forces Training

FRIDAY

6wow.gif0 ­7wow.gif0 pm Arrive at our training site under cover and have

dinner.

Do not reveal your secret identity as an agent in training. You could come

in contact with agents from the opposition.

7wow.gif0--confused.gif Special Secret Agent Assignment and Activities

You will be required to make acquire several pieces of information and make

contact with our operatives. It is absolutely critical that you remain

under cover and follow all instructions.

SATURDAY

7:30 am Rise & Shine

7:30- 8wow.gif0 Physical Training with Seal Team & SAC Orientation

8wow.gif0 ­ 9wow.gif0 Breakfast

9wow.gif0- 10wow.gif0 Shower Hour

10wow.gif0- 11wow.gif0 Paintball Training, Tactics Class & Target Shooting

This information will be critical to your mission.

11wow.gif0- 11:45 Martial Arts Training

Learn hand-to-hand combat from the experts. Defend against attackers

armed with guns and knives.

12wow.gif0 ­ 1wow.gif0 Enjoy your Mexican Fiesta Lunch Buffet including the

following:

Sizzling Fajitas ­ black angus sirloin tips and tender chicken morsels,

chilled 48 hours in mango, papaya & ancho chili sauce then flame broiled to

perfection.

Four Cheese Enchiladas ­ pepperocini, flame roasted peppers, bermuda onions

& gorgonzola cheese, hand rolled with our traditional cheese mixture.

Refried Beans ­ tossed with brown butter & chipotle chili puree.

Spanish Rice ­ traditional recipe, exceptional results!

Mouthwatering Salads & Condiments ­ Mexican salsa, black bean salsa,

guacamole, tomatillo & cilantro pico, home fried spinach, tomato & corn

tortilla chips, roasted jalapeno & serrano chilis. In addition we provide a

fresh fruit & salad bar with all fresh ingredients and home-made dressings

including non-fat honey jalapeno, and papaya vinigrette.

Dessert Bar ­ churros, house-baked cookies, and fresh fruit tacos.

1wow.gif0-3wow.gif0 Paintball Exercise ­ łThe Guantlet˛ - Participants will drive

or ride shotgun in vehicle that is being ambushed defending it vigorously

and then switch and have the chance to be on the offensive.

3wow.gif0 ­ 6wow.gif0 High Ropes Course - Learn to work together to achieve

common goals, and experience the thrill, triumph and confidence from

overcoming all fear on our High Ropes Course. High Ropes Elements can

include our Burma Bridge, PostmanÄ…s Walk, GiantÄ…s Ladder, Multi-vine

Traverse and more, all designed to foster communication, support, and trust

while building confidence, eliminating fear, and providing the rush of a

lifetime. Flying through the air like superman on our zip line several

stories up is the icing on the cake.

&

Vehicle Maneuvers. Race through the woods on a dirt-go-kart blasting

targets with paintballs while negotiating the vehicle through tight corners

and turns.

6wow.gif0 ­ 7wow.gif0 Your team will break for your Banquet Dinner Buffet

including:

Carved Top Sirloin of Beef Au Jus ­ slow roasted for perfect tenderness,

horseradish cream & Yorkshire pudding.

Rosemary Chicken ­ oven roasted then flame broiled to perfection with pesto

mashed potato.

Fresh Pasta Bar ­ scampi fettuccini, chicken Elaine, and sirloin Escoffier

are only the beginning of the endless combinations in this Å‚cooked to orderË›

affair.

Zucchini Casablanca ­ spinach, mushrooms, roasted garlic, mozzarella, and

parmesan cheese are baked with marinara-bechamel sauce, enjoy!

Dilectable sides ­ fresh baked dinner rolls, garlic bread, fresh fruit &

salad bar with our signature dressings.

Dessert Bar ­ mini pastries, trifle and heavenly cheese cake.

7wow.gif0 ­ 7:30 R & R

7:30 ­ 8:15 Hostage Rescue Training / Rapid Room Entry Parameters

Learn strategy and techniques for securing a hostage scenario and

planning a successful rescue. Class will include information about no-fire

recon missions, tactics, and cutting edge techniques for the actual live

fire encounter.

8:15 ­ 9:15 Night Paintball Exercises

9:30 ­ 11wow.gif0 Casino Night - Blackjack & Poker

11wow.gif0 Return to Barracks

SUNDAY

7:30 am Rise & Shine

8wow.gif0 ­ 9wow.gif0 Breakfast

9wow.gif0 ­ Mid-day Recon & Rescue Missions & return to HQ

Be prepared for anything. When we receive recon on the hostage location you

will receive further instructions. We are depending on you to save the

world. Good Luck Agent!

This package includes training by real special forces personnel, all

equipment, all meals, and multi-person accommodations in our basic military

barracks.

The per person rate is $899.

SECRET AGENT CAMP

TWO-DAY MISSION

Å‚SAVE THE WORLD RESCUE MISSIONË› - Package 3

Resort Hotel Accommodations ­ Single Occupancy

Actual Special Forces Training

SATURDAY

12wow.gif0 Arrive at our site and enjoy lunch and orientation.

1wow.gif0-3wow.gif0 Paintball Exercise ­ łThe Guantlet˛ - Participants will drive

or ride shotgun in vehicle that is being ambushed defending it vigorously

and then switch and have the chance to be on the offensive.

3wow.gif0 ­ 6wow.gif0 High Ropes Course - Learn to work together to achieve common

goals, and experience the thrill, triumph and confidence from overcoming all

fear on our High Ropes Course. High Ropes Elements can include our Burma

Bridge, PostmanÄ…s Walk, GiantÄ…s Ladder, Multi-vine Traverse and more, all

designed to foster communication, support, and trust while building

confidence, eliminating fear, and providing the rush of a lifetime. Flying

through the air like superman on our zip line several stories up is the

icing on the cake.

&

Vehicle Maneuvers. Race through the woods on a dirt-go-kart blasting

targets with paintballs.

6wow.gif0 ­ 7wow.gif0 Dinner

7wow.gif0 ­ 8:15 Free Time

8:30 ­ 9wow.gif0 Tactics Classes

9wow.gif0 ­ 11wow.gif0 Casino Night - Blackjack & Poker

11wow.gif0 Return to hotel

SUNDAY

7:30 am Rise & Shine

8wow.gif0 ­ 9wow.gif0 Breakfast at hotel

9wow.gif0 ­ Mid-day Recon Missions & Rescue & Return to HQ

Be prepared for anything. When we receive recon on the hostage location you

will receive further instructions. We are depending on you to save the

world. Good Luck Agent!

This package includes training by real special forces personnel, all

equipment, all meals, and single occupancy hotel accommodations. The per

person rate is $699.

SECRET AGENT CAMP

ONE DAY MISSION

Å‚TRAINING & RESCUE MISSIONË› - Package 4

10wow.gif0 Arrive at our site

10wow.gif0-12wow.gif0 Paintball Exercise ­ łThe Guantlet˛ - Participants will

drive or ride shotgun in vehicle that is being ambushed defending it

vigorously and then switch and have the chance to be on the offensive.

12wow.gif0- 1wow.gif0 Lunch

1wow.gif0- 2:30 High Ropes Course. Walk the PostmanÄ…s walk and conquer all

fear. Fly thru the air on a zip line and feel the rush of a lifetime

2:30 ­ 3:15 Prepare for rescue

3:15- 5:15 Recon & Rescue Mission

5:15-6wow.gif0 Return to Base

6wow.gif0 ­ 7wow.gif0 Dinner

This package includes all equipment, all meals, and all training.

The per person rate is $229.

SECRET AGENT CAMP

INTRO MISSION

Å‚TRAINING & RESCUE MISSIONË› - Package 5

1wow.gif0 ­ 3wow.gif0 The łGuantlet˛ - Participants will drive or ride shotgun in

vehicle that is being ambushed defending it vigorously and then switch and

have the chance to be on the offensive.

3wow.gif0 ­ 3:30 Prepare for rescue & Tactics Class

3:30- 6wow.gif0 Recon Missions & Rescue Mission

Rate: $129/person.

SECRET AGENT CAMP

THE ULTIMATE

EXTREME PACKAGE

Become a secret agent on a mission that will take you all over Southern

California and into Nevada.

You will enjoy the best of everything from accommodations to meals to

activities.

Your mission will involve a complex journey filled with challenges that must

be met in order to acquire your next contact and directive. Your goal:

complete all training exercises and successfully accomplish recon & rescue

saving the world from destruction.

€ Pilot a helicopter

€ Bungee jump from a hot air balloon

€ Race a Winston cup stock car

€ Play high stakes baccarat, blackjack or craps and see an amazing Vegas

Show

€ Hang glide and soar above the world

€ Trek through the mountains on ATVąs

€ Ride in limousines to your destinations

€ Learn hand to hand combat techniques from real special forces militia

€ Dine on fine wine and exceptional cuisine

€ Master all fear by climbing łthe crow˛ and other intense ropes course

elements

€ Learn combat and hostage rescue tactics

€ Fly a single engine aircraft

€ Learn SCUBA skills and search for submersed clues

€ Save the hostage and save the world.

Includes dining, accomodations, transportation, training and activities.

Participants gambling funds are not included and are left to their

discretion

Packages begin at $12,500 per person for minimum group of 4. Serious

Inquiries Only.

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"Oh hi, remeber me?We meet at a restraunt last night.(which i was at home all last night lol)I was just wondering, if you liked me or not."

Total bull.Plus i get alot of p*rn mail to. mad.gif

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i get large quantities of disturbing "get viagra without a perscription!" emails

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Anyhting that offers to enlarge your penis.

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I've had one that read something along the lines of "Hi, I've had a crush on you for....."

It went on and on about how she'd really like to see me... and how she had done some modelling and would like me to see them because she feels I'm special...

I forgot the exact line but it made the point of saying I was the only one who was going to be able to see them.... However, the extremely funny part was that in the CC section of the email was listed at least 100 other email accounts beginning with the same letter as mine...

That was back in the days before the email filtering programs.. now they're deleted before even being read.

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The dumbest spam mail that I've gotten is the one where they tell you to mail $1 to 10 people on a given list. Then you pass it on, but subtract the first person's name and address on the list with your own name and address.

Then it will continue on with people sending you $1 in the mail.

It was promised that you could get $25,000+ in a single week.

Sounds practical, doesn't it?

Maybe it does work. But it's very illegal.

And since your name and address is on the list, you could get cops knocking on your door very soon.

The money you might have recieved in the mail is to pay the penalty fine.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ May 23 2002,21:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Anyhting that offers to enlarge your penis.<span id='postcolor'>

ya mean like...

MAKE PEOPLE SICK WITH YOUR HUGE DICK!!!

that was the title of a couple that i got........persistant little bastards mad.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ May 24 2002,06:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Anyhting that offers to enlarge your penis.<span id='postcolor'>

I had a friend who sent away for one of these...they mailed him a magnifying glass.

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I am Faye Dabe a South African and attorney to the family of President Suharto former

president of Indonesia. I seek the assistance of some

one who is genuinely interested in entering into a business relationship with long term

focus,

understanding and willingness of a kind heart to help.

In brief, President Suharto was the former president of Indonesia and had ruled the

country

for 32 years before he resigned some year’s back.

Upon his resignation from power, he and members of his family have been harassed and

intimidated by successive governments in his country.

This has led to the freezing of bank accounts belonging to him and members of his

family

both home and abroad. Assets belonging to them both

locally and internationally have also been seized. Based on the aforementioned however

it

is note worthy to inform you that they still have a family

fortune of millions of United States Dollars in cash, hidden away in a Security company

in

Europe being known only by me and the family members.

It is therefore on this note that President Suharto has directed that I secretly find

for them a

genuine and reliable person of trust and whom they

have had no previous personal or business relationship with. The person is to assist

them in

transferring these sums to a safe account. He or she

would provide and assist in investing this said amount. They intend to part with a

reasonable percentage of this money, for your assistance, in a

long-term strategic partnership though this is subject to negotiation and agreement.

My duty therefore among others is to ensure that you will not only help to accommodate

and

safeguard this fund in an account you will provide, to

save them from being clamped down by Indonesian security agencies, but will also

coordinate this transaction. You will also assist in investing the

family fortune that is scattered all over the world in areas you will advice on. Note

that there

is no risk involved as you, the family members, and

myself only know this. As soon as we receive your letter of acceptance/acknowledgement,

I shall give you more highlights on this transaction.

Yours faithfully,

Faye Dabe

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oh yeah..that stupid email site...very good way to spam and annoy someone...

that 'secret money take out scheme'..it's been around for awhile and it's quite dealy sometime. someone was killed one time...

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I got an email from www.someonelikesyou.com telling me that I have a secret admirer tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

I remeber, when i had AOL, i got an email saying in the topic "kisses for you" and the email said "click hear, a secret admire sent you a instant kiss."

Then i clicked it,(i didnt really know about being carefull of what emails you read)then it sent me a virus. sad.gif Pretty dumb of me.

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