Jester983 0 Posted May 19, 2002 Alright I thought since so many people hated JAR JAR Binks that we should think of ways you would like to kill him. Ill start us off. 1.Leave JAR JAR with an atom bomb to defuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tovarish 0 Posted May 19, 2002 thank god! It's not what I thought! I saw 100 and Jar Jar Binks and my mind completed it into something like "100 Jar Jar Binks vs an M1A1 Abrahams" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tovarish 0 Posted May 19, 2002 2: Bring Jar Jar Binks to a movie theatre on the opening weekend of Episode 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 19, 2002 3: Set the bitch on fire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted May 19, 2002 4. Tell jar jar how to use a greande. You:"pull the pin, drop the grenade." Jar Jar:"okie day" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 19, 2002 5. Use Mark 19 rapid fire grenade launcher with a mix of incindiary and fragmentation rounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 19, 2002 6. Find all look alikes and get a GAU-8. Then kill em all and let God sort them out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 19, 2002 7. CHoke 'em with a piano wire. P.S. I'm naturally agressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 19, 2002 8. Run jar- Jar over repeatedly with an array of armored/non-armored vehicles. Then gouge eyes out with a knife, cut out his tongue, and pin it to George Lucas's front door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted May 19, 2002 9.Send Jar Jar to the Peter Pan guy's house for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 19, 2002 10. Hit 'em with a 155mm Howitzer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted May 19, 2002 11. Slowly slice him open with a light saber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted May 19, 2002 12.Use the good old K Bar and slice him up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 19, 2002 13: put him in a catholic school girl outfit and throw him in a prison yard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 19, 2002 14: Just send him home (Werent they going to execute him anyway, for being clumsey or whatever the hell it was, cause he was bannished before?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted May 19, 2002 Yup 15. Have Him make friends with Sebulba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted May 19, 2002 16: Cut his throat with a rusted piece of aluminum siding 17: .50 caliber, close range (to his Gungan, 'meesa-eesa' testicular region) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted May 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ May 19 2002,08:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">17: .50 caliber, close range (to his Gungan, 'meesa-eesa' testicular region)<span id='postcolor'> Jar Jar's reaction: "Oh! Ecky Ecky! Goo." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted May 19, 2002 18: Sustained exposure to R2D2's little lightning/stun/cattle prod thingie he uses alot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 19, 2002 19: I'm sure hed be great nutrition for Jaba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 19, 2002 20: Get the empire to recruit him. Every jedi and resistance soldier alive would want a piece of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antichrist 0 Posted May 19, 2002 Give him a lightsabre! He is dumb enough to kill himself with it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 19, 2002 saddly enough, youre right! lol! 22: Give him to the ewoks. They'd sacrifice him and eat him for a ceremonial dinner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MAsta_KFC 0 Posted May 19, 2002 23. Hang him by the ears, hoist him 100m in the air, drop him 80m, pull the rope and watch his ears rip off. 24. Tie him up, put crushed glass under his eyelids, and make him watch Episode 1 all day long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
